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I think that counts as all 3. Work, sport, and profit.

Cad brings up a good point with the kinky sex. That might well be working to satisfy my appetite for strange too. How kinky do you two get?

Definitely, unquestionably what soy and wombat said. Out of curiosity, how much porn do you watch? I feel like my appetite for strange is satisfied with porn.

We're going to need a picture of her in your shower using the shampoos and soaps. Especially the soaps.

There doesn't need to be a thread for that. It's always yes, if you're about to dump her anyway, eiffel tower her and while she's got the other dude's cock in her mouth, give her the dolphin maneuver. Now on to wormie's dilema. Just going to spitball some ideas. I understand how a mind can...

We're talking about a terrier. There's no need to worry about a terrier owner. If they get really mad they'll probably make themselves pass out. If they are worthy of being feared and care about their dogs, then they won't be the type to let them run loose.

That shit suh did was dirty, just not dirty enough to warrant action. It's like giving that final shove right after the whistle, or spitting in someone's face at the bottom of a pile. He could have dismounted without that happening.

A few posts before yours gayanmad posted a picture of some vitamin E pills that were reddish in color.

On the bright side, you'll probably be too busy being kidnapped and raped to have time to watch netflix.

Just like any good prophecy, you can find multiple ways it was fulfilled if you look.

I'm pretty sure leash laws aren't what empowers you to kick an attacking dog. Basically, all you have to do is ask it if it's a police dog, and if it says no, you can kick the shit out of it. If it says yes, the dog is committing a felony by impersonating a police officer.

I hope he doesn't go back on probation. He needs to save his free dirty shot for Brady.

Fuck, I have that book. It's sitting on my desk right now. Must have missed the prophecy or forgotten it. Luke did destroy the sith in the EU lore better than palpatine destroyed the Jedi. Just because someone else found the sith teachings and resurrected it doesn't mean it wasn't...

Wasn't Bruce Willis Butch? He didn't make the list either.

The prophecy was about Luke, bro. Where did you find the actual prophecy. I don't think I've ever seen it before.

I've tried comics 2 or 3 times, one of those was a star wars comic. I just can't stand the format. Is anyone else reading or have read Heir to the Jedi? WTF is up with the math equations in the chapter headings? The first few times I thought it was some page formatting that was left in...

You said that about Elway too, right?

I don't fault them too much for that, because I don't think they expected him to keep going to the middle of the field. I know I sure as hell didn't expect it.

BTW, looks like 81 total rushing yards for the cowboys, and we still fumbled on the first fucking possession. Doesn't look like we replaced Murray. At least not the good stuff Murray brought. On another note, I was surprised by how many names I'm starting to recognize as old players, even...

Dammit you beat me. When he fumbled the snap, I was thinking, "This is what romo needs, a busted play to fuel his magic act" Honestly though, if the giants defense keeps that up all year, they're going to be one of the best in the league. They were all over the ball.

That was his mistake. You never stare into your opponent's eyes.

Aren't all novels "EU" or is that term reserved for the pre-disney books? I liked the rebels novel, reading the Heir to the Jedi now, and it's terrible. I am saddened to hear aftermath is bad too. Heir is written in first person, and so far it sounds like a walkthrough for a signature quest...

One of my buddies grew up in goatfucker land and he told us about dogs being unclean to muslims. He said that having dogs was actually a good way to keep the undesireables away from your house. Depending on their flavor of faith, they could range from preferring to avoid dogs to being deathly...

I just don't get why they don't shoot them or behead them instead.

But you don't understand. Brady and the Pats* have actually been sandbagging it the past few years so the other teams don't feel so bad. All that stuff we thought was cheating was actually just them handicapping themselves to try to give the other fellas a chance. But that shit's over now. No...

Not saying either is especially funny, but one is funnier than the other.

I wonder if Andy Kaufman ever fought her.

You're saying females aren't the throttling factor in reproduction, and I'm being the stupid one?

Yeah, something like that. I don't know the exact amount of time and a year seems long, but from what I have heard, they're supposed to stay stocked.

Damn, that's kind of embarrassing isn't it? Isn't arrowhead just a regular open air stadium? Yours is either domed or partly domed and designed to increase the noise. Oh and amareaves, I think you should hang an aggie flag on the other side of your driveway. See if you can find one that...

Really Bro? How do you have babies without a woman? Are you from the future? Any idea what's causing that?

Bro you must have missed the post from like 16 hours later where he said hew as going to fuck amanda.

Where the fuck did this come from? Is Antarius even posting in this thread? This is how the redpillers get in trouble in here.

Hi, you must be new to football. Stick around a week or two, and you'll see that. The hawks pump in extra noise with the speakers too, don't they?

Yeah, that's probably it. Thanks. AFAIK, it would only be drawing them offsides if they crossed into the neutral zone. But that article mentioned what appears to be a different penalty because they said it would have been an unsportsmanlike call.

You ever try to make her eat a midol? Doesn't work even if you hide it in a gob of peanut butter. Chocolate though, that's a different story. I used to keep a small stockpile of chocolate in my desk drawer for these occasions.

What didn't happen? Are you saying I didn't hear an announcer in the 4th quarter talking about some bad call going in the pats* favor?

Fucking assistants for our department hold onto the expense checks until the afternoon. They actually get released first thing in the morning on friday (or maybe last thing on thursday nights). No reason they can't get them to us before lunch, they don't even check that they're correct or...

White guy walks into a mexican bookstore and asks, "Do you have the spanish version of that book by donald trump about his ideas on immigration?" The store owner comes out from behind the counter and says "Fuck you! Get out and stay out!" Guy goes, "Yeah, that sounds like the right one. Do...