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Do they have enough episodes fro syndication? Also, can anyone remember what the casti word for pussy was? I loled everytime they talked about stahma's magic pussy.

I found about 32 mini episodes on youtube, but none are called Dr Who Last night. The thing you posted is just a black box for me. Is Last Night the name of the mini ep?

I can't open the gif thread or the backsides thread when my wife is watching netflix without stopping the netflix and causing it to buffer. It doesn't rustle my jimmies all that much and I almost put this in the first world thread. Then I realized if I had first world internet access, this...

Rock Hudson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia It wasn't suicide. "Hudson died in 1985, becoming the first major celebrity to die from an AIDS-related illness."

Yeah dude, if you're going to keep pretending you care about her, you need to tell her no more shooting up around you because you don't want them to find her dead in a gutter some day. And then you tell her if she cares about you she'll stop even when you're not around so she won't put you...

I got one with a second loop that goes around your balls. AMAZING Have you ever told her that you're going to leave your wife for her? Or even not set her straight when she mentioned it?

My football coach was my science teacher and he told us around the time Rock Hudson died. I think he intended it as a cautionary tale. Sucking Dick ... not even once unless you want them to find semen in your stomach when you die. He also told us the epitaph that was said at Rock's funeral...

Damn, EZ probably has the best name in football. I thought he did enough in that last game to get a spot. And I'm glad you spelled the other guy's name. Last night I was scratching my head the entire game wondering why a veteran as old as him was playing the entire final preseason game. I...

In one of the books they talked about Yoda fighting, and I remember getting the impression that he was a minimalist in his movement. That since he was so small, he could cover himself better by just moving his lightsaber fractions of an inch. For attack, I imagined him just closing the gap and...

I always heard that your body can't digest semen, so if you swallow some it stays in your stomach forever. I do not believe that (although it would explain why teh gays are so slender), but I figured he was making a joke about that.

Then I've been old since I was 16.

I know, it was right there in the title. I was funnin ya since lumie isn't here and you couldn't even bother to find a video that didn't identify it at atlas 5.

I think that might have been the launch of the atlas 5 rocket.

I thought he was a bears fan. At least he's not a 30 team faggot like you. I look forward to you telling us more about what things hipsters hate.

Shattered glass. I hadn't heard of it until I looked it up. Did he play an angsty teenager? Maybe that's just not his wheelhouse. I don't know, Jumper is the only other thing I've seen him in. I hope for his sake he gets better as he matures. Looks like shattered glass released between...

You misunderstood me. I didn't say Jumper was bad, I actually liked it. But Hayden was garbage as an actor. It made me realize his performance in star wars wasn't entirely Lucas's fault. I am able to enjoy a movie despite a bad actor or 2. Besides, I've always liked Nightcrawler's...

You think the dolphins are 4 brady-less games away from taking the division? Or are you thinking that the suspension might have also curtailed some cheating, but now they'll be back at it balls to the wall?

That would be hilarious. Greg Hardy and Ray Rice (if he ever plays again) should bring sex dolls to the sideline and beat them to get warmed up too. AP could probably come up with little boy doll of his own.

Or is the NFL taking it not way too far enough?

Hardy has already served a 15 game suspension. How is that scott free?

It's not about goodell though. In a sport like this, selectively not enforcing rules hurts everyone who abided by those rules. In the NFL most of those players are black and all but a few of them make less money. So like I said, justice works for the rich white man and sticks it to the poor...

So is capaldi Rivers' doctor? I remember when she first met him she said he wasn't her doctor, but I don't remember if she ever said matt smith was. Then there's also that whole reversed timelines thing. The first time the doctor met her was the last time she would see him in her timeline...

I'm not 100% sure I've ever smelled a queef, but unless I'm confused on where it originates, it should smell just like the pussy. If the girl has a stank pussy, her queef will be stank. If a girl has a sweet pussy, her queef should smell good. I love the smell of (non stank) pussy, so I...

Really? The only other movie I remember seeing him in was jumper, and he was garbage in that too. 2 is worth watching just for the massive jedi fights on geonosis, including the yoda fight. Oh and thanks column, just started my 2015 christmas list.

I think he said dogs can smell when you're lying. But it wasn't regular english. It was pigeon english or cockney or something like that.

It's not as bad as you think. At least, when it's a girlfart it's not as bad you think. I hold mine in when my wife is going down on me, because I'm afraid doing it once might end all blowjobs for a long long time. Are gay farts more like girl farts or guy farts? i just realized there...

Once again, the justice system favors the rich white man over everyone else. If it had been a black QB caught doing that, he'd still have the 10 game suspension.

How to kill hipsters

I'm with you brutul. Noodle, if you fear you can't resist that baby just because it's in the same room, I hope you will remove yourself from the situation completely. I don't mean sleep in another room, I mean sleep in another house where there are no babies to tempt you.

Maybe you need to give the question, because the one I keep thinking of is the last time my wife asked me "Do you want a blowjob tonight, or do you want to fuck me in the butt". My answer, obviously, was yes. I will throw down with anyone who says that's not a valid answer to that question.

It's always tickled my pickle a little bit that at grocery stores, condoms and lube are right next to the vagisil and other feminine products. I mean it makes sense, an entire aisle dedicated to things that go in the pussy. Today at wal mart though, I had en even better laugh. Along the back...

? has it already started? I thought it was towards the end of septempber? QUICK, TO THE DVR

LOL his attempted leap there. Like he said, fuck leaping, leaping is for chumps, lets just run up someone's leg! But I liked it back in the days when the RBs would leap over that pile on the goal line. I miss it.

If neither is valid, why isn't both?

When I thought he scored, I remember thinking there was too much time left on the clock. Even if he was crippled and hobbling around, Rodgers was playing well. The best scenario for the cowboys would have been for it to be downed on the 1, then somehow take the clock down to the 2 minute...

Sure, you can go on thinking that. Or you can watch the video that was posted in this very thread and skip to :27. Your call bud. I've always been unclear on what was considered a 'football move', but I really can't imagine the narrow definition that doesn't include running and lunging towards...

That sequence doesn't show the 3 steps and the lunge that he took after securing the ball.

I only care because no matter how hot the dumpster fire gets, they're probably still going to split their games with the cowboys. And then I have to deal with the embarrassment that we lost to them. I haven't heard any good ones since he wished for a return of the glory hole days. Is that...

That's why I enjoy the mother daughter porn. Mommy is in her late 20's, daughter is in her hearly 20's. Actually, I think the official cutoff is once you've had a bad boob job, you're a milf.