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Not I. Science says it! BTW, I think they need regular injections. This is not a one time treatment.

Raw dogging is good for a girls mental health. I saw a study about it a couple years ago. Semen is magical.

That's basically just a night out with the wife. But at least the whore will swallow and GTFO when you're done.

I have a water softener and a filter. I tried to replace the filter once and had to call a plumber to fix what I fucked up. I either need to replace that filter every couple months, or just never touch it again. Guess which option I choose.

Your dad's an idiot. It's an inspector's mark, not a warning label.

Not to take away from your point, but this particular asshole teacher was teaching juniors in HS. There were a lot of other things that made him an asshole. Like how he seemed to take pride in how many students he failed. He even told us at the beginning of the year that no more than 2...

Back in High school or Jr high, I figured out the best course of action was to read the test how it was written and be prepared to argue with the teacher. I had many grades changed all the way through college. In fact, I think there was only one time when the teacher wouldn't listen to reason...

Interesting. I didn't realize giving someone shit was so deep and complicated. I didn't read the entire thing, did they cover why it is that we continue to give our closest friends the shit test for decades and decades?

This shit's more interesting than most things on primetime TV. Can't wait to see how the writers pull it all together for the season ending cliff-hanger.

I like them because I generally like to go back down and eat her some more after the first time I pop (while Lenny reloads). But I aint going back down if there's jizz all up in her cooter. Something about it starts a chemical reaction that sours the pussy for a little while. Holy shit, are we...

I suspect you've never knocked on a door looking for parents and had a 10 yr old answer.

I'm not hodj. I'm not going to keep repeating myself in the same thread. If you are honestly curious then reread my 2 posts so far on the subject.

Mace windu was the only thing about that trailer that might have made me think this was a tween (or kids) movie. BTW, I like how they threw in the scene with the princess when he was about to get anal. Obviously didn't catch that the first time around.

Why? What does that do to you?

That's a good point and believe me, I figured that out long ago. But being an inch higher doesn't stop my twig and berries from hanging below the cheap plastic seat that is not to be trusted by anyone with any sense. Oh, I wouldn't say I failed. You have to make an attempt before you can...

I thought I heard on the radio that they're allowed to withdraw something like 68 euros a day unless it's a retirement fund.

I like how everyone just believes the 10 yr old when he says mom hasn't been home for 3 days and assumes she's off on another bender. He very well could have meant that they haven't done anything with her (after working 18 hours, I'm sure she comes home and goes straight to sleep), or she...

I dated a girl who worked at a hospital. She told me they have a name for couples who use the pullout and rhythm methods. PS, I have such bad rhythm, I couldn't even figure out how to spell the word. I'm a disgrace to my race.

Not sure if you didn't read the original post, or are forgetting it. It's because my balls hang low (sometimes have to clench to keep them out of the water) and I don't trust those cheap plastic seats. I've had too many that were loose and slid around. In fact, the last time I opted to put...

I gotta be honest, I know a lot of people are saying it, but I really don't get where the 'tween action movie' idea came from. We just watched some trailers and didn't get that kind of vibe. Was it purely agism because the main guy was young?

Hey guys, remember on page 1 where hodj said ... Good times.

HAHAHAHAHA Obviously I think that because I know you too well. The mere suggestion bothered you enough to bring it up here where you could start getting a last word in about it before it even started. Dr Mario, are you sure he's cured? I mean, you are staking your medical license on...

As I said, I misread your post at first. I didn't realize you caught that on the first reading. That picture was unrelated because I was too lazy to look up another one. Now I have to look up another one asshole. Edit: and also I was making fun of arabic writing, if that wasn't clear.

I'm curious what your post was pre-edit. Did you suddenly realize you were being dumb and decide to ask instead? I see no significant difference. Probably just 1 or 2 words changed. Pic unrelated (because I initially misread gavin's post and am now too lazy to look up another pic)

Not sure what we're looking at, is it a typo? That's a legit isis fag.

You're in brockton? I mudded with some people from brockton. I think they called it the armpit of massatwoshits. Is it still that nice?

Talk to brahma. He's got a line on a kid who needs parents. It's even a white kid, so he's pre-accepted to harvard if that's where you want him to go.

I think it expires in 12 weeks if you don't cooperate. Maybe it's not 12 weeks, but there is a long default time.

I'm just glad hodj will finally get the help he needs. Well, some of it anyway if you're really going to limit it to talking about his modding weeks.

Wait, i thought provoking the patient was requested. Dr Mario, just tell us what you need from us.

Who is Jaime with in that photo? Is that the white dude's one black friend?

Why doesn't she just skip straight to the disassociation before they have a chance to disfellowship her?

Where is suenig's thread?

If you really didn't want a baby, you should have been doing anal / oral only.

Well, before you get shouted down for bringing up the vong, I'm pretty sure we found out at the end that they were from the same galaxy, and the force was somehow ripped from them when they were kicked out many generations ago. I think the living force sensitive planet (zonoma sekot?) did it to...

I'm pretty well starved for good sci-fi, so I'll watch it for a long time even if it's only mediocre.

They could be twins!

I'm not familiar with 'troika', so I looked it up. It's Russian for 3. So is that quote insinuating the Russian mob, or the Russian trilateral commission or something like that?

Don't forget about fans of whatever teams they play in weeks 3 and 4. I'm still hoping Brady takes it to court and winds up suspended 4 games at the end of the year.

Did you notice the word former? Pretty sure he was arrested for things he did after he left office to hide the things he did while in office. Take a look at the house bank scandal. No arrests or indictments there because everyone was a sitting congressman. That's what I'm talking about. I'm...