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  1. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    What are you saying? Anyone who claims Temple of Doom was too big of a mound of shit for a franchise to overcome is a troll? That's a new definition, you should notify urbandictionary and wikipedia immediately. And runnen #2 was the only truly bad highlander. How can you hate endgame so...
  2. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Maybe you're right. 'All Natural' sure as hell doesn't mean that.
  3. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Sure, "teens" have been a running porn joke since the dawn of the internet.
  4. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    R2, on the other hand, has an unlimited number of attachments that could pop out. C3PO action figure with an extra billion languages just doesn't pop.
  5. Hoss

    Archer

    If I was going to wear something from archer, it would be a tactical turtleneck.
  6. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Without our dreams we are no better than savages.
  7. Hoss

    First World Problems

    If I wasn't on the list 15 years ago, the list was bullshit anyway. This is my worried face.
  8. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    Even if it was like that in an early draft, it doesn't mean he didn't change it by the time of the actual script. Here's him wearing a han shot first shirt. It's not even the one I remember, so he's got more than one.
  9. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I was going to post the Dilbert "Dick from the Internet" comic again, but I wasn't sure who to direct it at. You're all being Dick from the Internet. At any rate, lets not lose focus on the real goal. Seeing nudes of a crazy girl / potential post op tranny. It's the safest way to see these...
  10. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Another thing you could do ... and bear with me here, you're going to think I just want more for the spank bank, but I'm being super serial ... post all her nudes and point her to the thread. I mean, only use that option if she pulls that shit again, but keep it in your back pocket.
  11. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    The George Martin version of borderlands is coming. It'll be here soon. Very soon. Did borderlands have dragons? Because the movie will. It took me a minute to remember who George Martin.
  12. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I thought there was a picture of Lucas wearing a "Han Shot First" shirt. I dunno, maybe it was shooped.
  13. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    It wasn't as good as raiders and wasn't good enough to make up for Temple of Doom.
  14. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Anyone got a video of gronk on family feud? Saw the end of a commercial last night and can't find it today.
  15. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    What works for me is to open it in viewer and rotate it. It seems to stay rotated when I do that. If that fails, open it in any image editor rotate it and save it. I don't know a way to do it with html tags. Oh and also teach her how to take a fucking picture properly. Landscape. I see...
  16. Hoss

    First World Problems

    BTW, why is that 'ghetto' heuvos rancheros? Isn't that exactly what heuvos rancheros is by definition, eggs with salsa?
  17. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Too much of the porn is mis-labeled. Some examples. Redheads that clearly aren't, anal with no anal, etc. But the most disturbing is how many scenes are labeled as being some sort of incest. The other day I saw one that said it was a mom and an aunt with a son. But looking at the still...
  18. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    I was considering it, but now if I do, it'll look like I'm scared of mist. Now I have to claim that Last Crusade would make the top 10,000 worst big budget hollywood movies of all time.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I will admit its odd a chinese family would let a boy that young dress up like a girl. But its not odd that they would take lots of pictures when he did. Was her dad the chinese one? No way a chinese mom would put up with that shit. Not really trying to bait you bro. I just want to see an...
  20. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I don't think those help your case as much as you think they do. Look, we just wanna know if its pre-op or post-op. Also, was he wearing a collar right before that second picture?
  21. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Sounds pretty normal for an asian ladyboy
  22. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Last crusade was bad enough that I didn't even see crystal skull, and i forget about it.
  23. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    You can't see the beginning of the bulge just above the divot? It's not as pronounced because of the thick muscles in his neck, but i see it.
  24. Hoss

    The NSA watches you poop.

    The only surprise is that they didn't do it in secret.
  25. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Original Gangster? I'm not the only one who sees the adam's apple, am I?
  26. Hoss

    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    He said trilogy, not a good movie followed by increasingly terrible money grab sequels. In all seriousness, doesn't it have to have a coherent overall story arc to be a trilogy? The Indiana Jones movies were just sequels in my mind.
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    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    about what from who?
  28. Hoss

    Have you had the tit's for payment talk yet?

    Is it negging if i mention that she really needs to practice her sexy poses?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    He likes to screw ladyboys, that's a death sentence too, isn't it?
  30. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Your fault for being a pussy and not scooping enough salsa with each chip.
  31. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    /agree We're going to need to inspect the equipment, otherwise we're all just going to assume you were hooking up with a tranny. He's probably completely sane for a tranny.
  32. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Hey Kruegen, has your friends dad been in prison? Eating like that could easily be picked up by a kid from a parent.
  33. Hoss

    Terrible Jokes Thread

    I love it. Italians in italy speaking english with bad italian accents. That joke is only half as funny without the bad accents.
  34. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    izo has restored my faith in humanity.