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I'm rustled by the number of people giving +nets to mods. Don't you fuckers know anything? You're supposed to take them for granted when they do good and neg them when they act like nazis. Some of you are so simple minded, you seem to have given them a + for the one lifetime net you're...

OK, then pretend I asked the same question but said "german" instead of "greek".

Where did the name 'fred' come from?

Probably a dumb question, but why is that greek video in english?

More likely to come back with a greek haircut

His friend got busted months ago. SURELY if jared was into child pron he would have it all removed by now. Right? Maybe he accidentally had some that the other guy mixed into the foundation's files.

Apparently CNN stands for the Cosby Nookie News. Place I went for lunch had CNN playing, and for the 30 minutes I was there, they never wavered from the story. The volume was turned down, but I can't imagine WTF they could have been saying for 30 minutes. It was 2 skirts talking, so I guess...

It's a little different in your situation. As far away as you are and as small as the bengals fanbase is around there, you have no expectation that your team will be shown. I do. Cowboys fans still outnumber texans fans in this town, even if you don't throw out all the faggots who are only...

That's expensive. There's cheaper options, but the point is the texans made me fucking do that. I have to either watch them on the internet, or leave my house and watch them in a sports bar, or even just buy a ticket and goto the game in person. Also, sometimes I'm working and it's bullshit I...

Hell I don't even know how to do that. If I did, I'd find a pic of a young looking porn star, like Little Capri, covered in cum and put the "She went to Jared" caption on it.

Do I want to know what reddit gold is?

Can someone explain what the mini bots were doing? Is each team bringing a big bot and a mini bot or something? Also, in the second fight, who won? Looked like legless was taking a pounding, but at the end, it might have disabled the tank. Oh and did these fuckers learn nothing from the...

What if the second team you root for is whoever is playing a team you hate? Did we cover that? My second team is whoever is playing the texans every week because the texans owners purposely made it impossible for me to watch the cowboys every week and completely drove them off the radio...

Crap. I don't know what happened, but I didn't record any of the friday scifi shows. Fucking bullshit. Till I read this section, I thought they had just taken friday off because it was a holiday coming up.

Ha ha, you think fans of God's chosen team are going to hell.

Noodle does have the option of sending the internet police after you, yes. They normally don't mess with pissant cases like you. Making an alt is a class A internet misdemeanor, but since you're here for being racist, it becomes a hate crime.

I'm not sure what your driving at. Criminals in Chicago get get less sun because they're always lurking about in dark alleys? I really don't think the difference would be noticeable. Criminals can spend plenty of time in the sun when they're not actively plying their illicit trade.

I'm not sure if you people are arguing or just vehemently agreeing. The tourist to greece won't know those areas to avoid any better than a greek visitor to chicago.

Remember, if they're not riding single file, the one on the inside is fair game.

You'll have to fight a legion of pats fans to wrest it away from bellicheat.

I remember when I was a child, they taught us to ride on the opposite side of the street against traffic. It was so we could see the cars coming that would be closest to us.

Where does this 'haircut' shit come from? I get that it basically means cuts, but is it a real term or something that was coined in this particular soap opera.

During that dallas detroit game, didn't they make a big deal about how the last time the liono's won a playoff game, it was against dallas?

Smelt is bait. But next time, tell those people that perch is bait too if you're fishing for something big. DanDain, what does 5000 ft have to do with the spawning? Strictly speaking, you can't watch anything happen at 5k ft in 'most places'.

Neighbor probably saw her outside trying to get it started and friendhsip-raped her.

Well, my anatomy is a little different than yours, so I wouldn't mind nearly as much. For reference, this is how I picture you.

I think most people eat the skin of scaly fish. I remember when someone showed my dad how to skin a bass instead of scaling it. He loved it at first because he hates scaling so much, but only did a couple of times then went back to the old way.

He'd probably be cut next year if he was gay and we'd have a rainbow shitstorm in the NFL. Congress would also likely pass a law against saying anything negative about him. I thought about the kids too. If that happens, I sure hope they're good athletes. It's not 100% they'd be any good at...

I doubt you're the only one in the world who CAN help her. You're just the first sucker she found who WOULD help her.

Best I could find was that Crispie is a term for a fundamentalist who spews flakey doctrine. Taken from things like Rice Crispy treats.

Pretty sure they count on the heroine to kill any fetuses that show up. The problem is he probably knocked this one up while she was on methodone. That's a wild assed guess. All I really know about methodone is that it's not a clinic on method acting.

Yes. Also, they're good as regular balloons. What child doesn't want a baloon animal made out of a trojan? If anything, you're underthinking it. Like other said, easy cleanup, and toys are expensive. It takes a lot of condoms to make up for the cost of having an identical set of toys...

Sutekh beat me to it, but I brought an infographic. RL pic of mist

That's why theBOLD TYPEstudy method is so successful. Just read the bold type (which included captions in all of my textbooks) and you'll cover 80%+ of what's on the test.

What I wonder is, how do you know cleaning rat carcasses is supposed to be more miserable than watching TV? You say to you it's all a constant state of misery so how would you know whether that was a solid example? It would have been more believable if you'd named something that's not...

Gotta admit, I know 1 person who is a psychologist (or psychiatrist, whichever one doesn't prescribe drugs) and he's the most messed up person I know. I don't think he's depressed though, because he's always maniacally laughing.

Texans are on Hard Knocks this year right? Maybe we'll see a lot of JJ's new squeeze. They're making a big deal about this being his first GF. I'm not sure what they're implying it's almost like they thought he was gay. Uh Oh, suspicious bulge detected.

My daughter 'caught' me buying condoms once (she's so fucking oblivious, I can usually sneak things into the basket without her noticing) and asked why we still needed them. She was around 17 so I started to explain to her about toys and anal, but stopped about 2 words into it and asked if she...

Starting a sentence with "and", is that a proper noun too?