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  1. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Shit, that was 02? I just assumed it was a flame thrower. Didn't even think to question why he never used it. I guess now that I look at it in a still photo, I can see it looks more like an air filter. Maybe not oxygen then, just an air filter. But still, he looks as healthier than his old...
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    I thought Empire was the only one Lucas didn't direct.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I explained to my wife my belief that in a healthy relationship, each person should have outside interests. She agreed. Then I also used her (and every other woman's) trope against her that she 'doesn't want to change me'. We all know it's bullshit, but since she said it, I used it. Worked...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'd like to see 2 entire NFL teams go through the process of getting Visas to work in Brazil. Yeah, I know they probably won't have to do it like normal schlubs, but I'd like to see it just the same.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As we just told you, that's only if you finance more than 80%.
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    photo shop wizards, I call upon you for your help.

    WTF is wrong with people? That is a pretty creepy smile though. It should be shiny and chrome.
  8. Hoss

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Is this the first person to full on white knight his wife?
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    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    I'm going to need to see nudes of all these girls to keep them straight in my head. So far I've only seen Ravenn, but I don't think she was even mentioned.
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    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    Holy shit, you quoted that and replied in the time it took me to click the link to go back to the screenshots forum. I wish the posting time showed seconds, because there couldn't have been more than 3 between our posts.
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    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    You know she still shakes her ass even when it's muted, right?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The ticket for that should be the same as a healthy person parking in a handicapped spot.
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    My new Dating Pool

    What do you mean he would not be? Is that a typo or some sort or a threat against his person?
  14. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Was the dead baby his first worthy son? Rictus looked like a good heir.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah, which makes me wonder why he would suddenly have to do Mortgage insurance. I don't know how refi's work, does the refinanced amount have to be 80% or less of the appraised value? Cause if so and it appraises for 130+, you're ok. if it appraises for 125 you have to throw 4 grand at them...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't think he did. If I remember correctly, the receiver just flat out ran into coryatt, he threw up his elbow and either broke or dislocated the guys jaw. My internets not good enough to find a longer clip of it right now.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah this is how texans tackle. Notice it's not even a tackle because he didn't catch it.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    he told her it came from a toilet seat in a public bathroom and she actually gave it to him.
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    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    That's losing ground though. I don't know what more he could have done. Maybe next time write rerolled in jism?
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    So lemme get this straight. Some of you are getting all pissy cause some shot or another was CGI (I don't think the guitar was the only one mentioned so far). Then you find out it wasn't CGI and now you're OK with it? I mean, if you can't actually tell the fucking difference between a real...
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    My new Dating Pool

    are amanda and nicole new names in the sig?
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    My little town needs your help! TITS, TITS and TITS!

    Fuck, I think I voted for Buchanon. Looks like its slipping away. Wasn't there a tiny penis attached to a person who liked to ruin these for us?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    actually, mccheese was the husband of the old high school friend in that story. This is his was of venting.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    He needs to be deflated, but his diet buddy was fired.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You can't look at single rushers, we're obviously going to be a running back by committee next year. I'd say if our running game gets close to last years but with fewer fumbles, then it was not a mistake. I'd like to see us have a RB who outperforms Murray, but that won't be telling of whether...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    DeMarco Murray on Joseph Randle: 'Hopefully, he can taste some of that meat this year' | Dallas Morning News Oh shit, shots fired!
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    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    Only not so much in the body. Or the face.
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    Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)

    Reminds me of the christian video store they used to have where I grew up. Any movie you wanted edited down to pg rating or less. Say what you want about that, they outlasted both blockbuster and hollywood video.
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    Memories, Emotions & Shit Threads

    I thought goliath killed himself. I was never on foh, but even I read the sam deathwalker thread.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's not like organizational studies is impressive either. Is that the one she used to get into an MBA program?
  31. Hoss

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    ohnoes, when she said you were 0-3 on relationships, you should have said "0-4 including you".
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Sounds like the commissioner kept him from being cut then, unless that name is hella deceptive.
  33. Hoss

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    Joker's D looks like a question mark. Can you blame batman for gawking?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    How does the cba protect him from getting cut? Players are cut all the time. He'd love to be cut right now.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Whether the vikes are wrong, I guess depends on whether it's true that he wants out because they didn't support him. If it's a money grab, then I guess neither side is wrong. But if petersen winds up playing for the cowboys, that will be proof it wasn't a money grab, because there's no way the...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    What we said was IF he could make it an entire season, we knew he'd put up good numbers. We just didn't want to say while he was a cowboy that he's a fumbler and injury prone because we didn't want to jinx him. It was in all of our heads though and we'd thwap anyone who said anything about it...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    lol you have murray way overrated. He is a fumbler and a delicate flower. You can notr trust him to carry a load for long.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Do you think it's possible to be with a woman for a while with no 'red flags'?
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    My new Dating Pool

    If she don't trade them for smack .... 10 minutes after he left.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Even if he does, why would you want a player who doesn't want to be there? The vikes are like a crazy ex at this point. "If i can just make her come back and listen to my excuses, She'll love me again and everything will be just like it used to be"