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  1. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    From what i recall of sex and the city, this would be less fucked up.
  2. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    The article I read said blocked kicks can also be returned for 2 points. That don't seem right.
  3. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Not that I want to see your homemade sex tapes, but I would like to see a home-made sex tape from a porn star to see the differences between how they fuck for pay and how they fuck for real.
  4. Hoss

    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Indeed. Khane can I have your stuff?
  5. Hoss

    Pitch Perfect 2

    Did you like the first one?
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Halloween prank doesn't make sense because piralta didn't know about it till the end. It would have to be a prank on terry and gina, and that makes no sense. I think it's more likely he's got wheels in motion to get the best of the old grackle. The guide said the same thing about someone...
  7. Hoss

    Motorcycle Thread

    Actually, they call them clubs. Motorcycle clubs or riding clubs.
  8. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    Got any private pics of her?
  9. Hoss

    Suicide Squad (2016)

    If he is about to take a piss on her, the movie just got good all of a sudden.
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    Lost Girl

    Oh, they're not done with the season yet in canada? Shit, I hope we don't have to wait 6 months to see that on syfy.
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Got a question for some of you comic book nerds. In the comics, does cal change back and forth between hyde a lot? When he's cal, do they ever write him so that cal is unaware of hyde? Some of the Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde stories are written that way, and I think that would be fun for next...
  12. Hoss

    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    I was going to ask if holt was still on the cast for next season.
  13. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    How does that track as a free of charge day? Sounds like it was a $5 discount day, at most. Don't you normally pay her $20? She should actually give you a frequent dick sucking punch card.
  14. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Fuck you guys for introducing me to the bechdal test. I suspect I'll never be able to watch another movie without seeing if it passes.
  15. Hoss

    The Flash

    That would suck for her. Only necrophiles will enjoy having sex with her.
  16. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Whoa whoa whoa, no one needs to kill the (arguably) hottest woman in the world. They just need to release her nudes and sex tapes. Probably had some texts from kraft ranting about American Inventors that would have cost him his franchise. You ever been to boston? It's not an act.
  17. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Oh yeah, I guess it was technically 'indefinite', not lifetime. I'm surprised they let him back in so quick though.
  18. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    The texts from bardy's phone probably would have led them to other people involved in the cheating. But make no mistake about it, what they got is damning enough to warrant the punishment that was meted out.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I meant to direct that to xequecal. Maybe that's what happened with him.
  20. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah, I have never had a problem with trimming neighbors trees or bushes that hang onto my property. Anything I can get to from my property is fair game IMO. If a neighbor were to ask me to trim shit I'd tell him to knock himself out since he's the one with the issue, he's the only one who can...
  21. Hoss

    The Flash

    Caitlin probably changed him. I don't think I've said this before, but her eyes look kinda rapey to me.
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    Recommend a dating site

    I don't blame him for not wanting to fuck it up. But he really should take it to screenshots like J49 did to solve that problem. There's a GWBYHT laying around unused, and I think it's pretty likely this one, if real, will break his heart when she tires of him.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's actually more like saying zomg the guy who got 6 months in jail got the longest penalty ever handed down in american justice. Nevermind the murderers serving 20 life sentences. The second shoplifter was my cousin so HE GOT THE LONGEST PRISON SENTENCE IN RECORDED HISTORY. I mean, if...
  24. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    When I moved into my current house (the one with the voluntary HOA), the title company collected the first years fees from me at closing. I protested and told them I wasn't planning to join, but they said it wasn't optional, so I paid it. I have the statement clearly showing I paid this. A...
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    Lost Girl

    Is it any use talking about this show, or have too many of you already seen them all? On syfy, they just showed the episode this pic was taken from. It was pretty good and funny, but when she was sexing up tamsin I started missing kenzi.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Dude, you really think that was the entirety of the saints punishment? Peyton being gone for 1 year was one of the lighter aspects of it. One coach was lifetime banned, 2 others were banned for part of the year, and they had 2 picks taken away too. The only reason they lost 2 seconds instead...
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    I just remembered the actual worst movie I've ever seen in a theater. It was called Pride and Glory.Pride and Glory (2008) - IMDb I was on a first date with a girl, so I didn't get up and walk out. The most memorable thing about the movie was how many times they said fuck. The movie was so...
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    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    I liked the interaction between coulson and cal. I didn't really notice it until the part where cal was pinned by the car, coulson said "I don't believe you really want to kill me" and he responded with "Let's test that hypothesis". It's not that the line itself is all that great, but the...
  29. Hoss

    Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

    Just watched it. It wasn't accidentally opened with just a touch. I noticed when he was doing it, he was playing with the latch in a nervous manner quite a bit. I can't say it wasn't an accident, but it was way more than a touch. Ever since the little talk in the locker room, I knew...
  30. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    I jerked off to all of them this weekend, just in case she's on there.
  31. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh and Burren, when the neighborhood is new, odds are the developer completely controls the HOA and will not give even a half a fuck what any residents say. Cause the thing is, it's having an HOA that makes a house desirable to (stupid) people. No one asks the neighbors if the HOA has good...
  32. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It can be hard to find houses without HOAs. All the real estate agents I ever had gave me funny looks when I told them I needed to see the deed restrictions and covenants before I could get serious about a property. Half of them didn't even know how to find the information. A couple of times...
  33. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Say what now? You think this is he stiffest penalty in league history? Did they tack on a 2 year ban for the head coach over the weekend?
  34. Hoss

    The Flash

    No, the fact that they're slower is why they work. No air pressure disturbance around them.
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    Other Space

    Saw a preview in the theater and thought it looked good, but then I forgot the name. Thanks for posting this thread. I'm encouraged that it reminds you of Red Dwarf, that's one of my top favorite series of all time.
  36. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That tomlin thing didn't look to be on purpose. But if it was, or if he'd actually tackled the guy, I would support a lifetime ban.
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I won't go into the whole story, but I once spoke with a woman who was about to make a dumb decision. After she ignored me, I asked her to imagine that her 18 yr old daughter had come to her with the exact same problem and asked her which decision she'd tell her to make. She would have given...
  38. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    I once saw a craigslist ad in Austin from a girl wanting to give blumpkins. I thought about answering, but I was afraid I would have an aneurism if I were shitting and nutting at the same time. Or worse yet, it would be so awesome that regular blowjobs wouldn't do it for me anymore.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    wat the fuck? Lighter balls are slower with "everything else being equal"? Someone please edjimicate my dumb ass. What scientific law did they use to come up with that? Cause with things like bullets, a lighter projectile propelled by the same amount of powder generally goes faster. Don't...
  40. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I like that some pats fan bought a domain for this shit. I should step away before all this salt hardens my arteries.