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  1. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    How does that apply here? Only once did i say anything like that and it was after the faggots attacked me. Besides, i felt i was very cordial. I didn't say anyone was dumb, just that i wanted to ignore their reviews in the future. Oh and i forgot the faggots attacked when i said the first...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    1. Those women were probably the kind who would cut off their noses to spite their face. More on the crazy side of the spectrum than the conniving. 2. This is the grownup section. You're expected to know that absolute statements are always false.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Maybe he's cheap and thinks its cheaper to put cheese on at home.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Vikes are being dumb. Every day they wait, his trade value goes down
  5. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    I guess that makes sense if you think mediocre is the same as bad. To me, it means middle of the road. Neither great nor bad.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Yes, she's the action movie fan and wanted to leave halfway into it. I don't like action movies nearly as much and I liked MM, but I thought it was mediocre and way overhyped. How many fucking times do I have to say that? Cause that's pretty much my original review with the words in a...
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Nice. No I am not jenny on amazon, so don't ask. For anonfag who asked in my comments, I don't know, I haven't seen PP2. We were either going to see Ex machina, Mad Max, or Pitch Perfect 2, and we decided to watch MM (because she likes action movies and you guys overhyped it so much). I only...
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    Tocunets

    She's gunna be fine. Even if it goes off, she's going to completely miss her pea brain, and she's got another eye she can use, so her babymaking potential will be unhampered. That's the real problem with the darwinoscope.
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    LOL bunch of basement dwellers around here getting rustled over an honest review of a mediocre movie. How's it feel that Pitch Perfect 2 is kicking your wet dream's ass at the box office?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So why does it ruin a kids life if an adult is doing it, but not if another kid is? Serious question. You seem to know something about this.
  11. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    lol. In fairness, it was the reviews here that made us decide to see it. Speaking of which, can I get kind of a roll call for everyone who thinks this was an 9/10 or better? I'll write your names down on a notepad and be sure to disregard your opinions on future movies. Another thing I liked...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Austin needs a good cleansing, TBH.
  13. Hoss

    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    Just saw it, you guys are way overhyping it. It's a mediocre movie on it's own. If you haven't seen it yet, I recommend ear plugs as the theater had the sound turned up to 11 (really I think they did, I could hear the speakers humming), and there's not enough dialog to worry about missing...
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Use the radio? Moherfucker I'm just trying to listen to the radio and they keep interrupting my entertainment with useless traffic reports.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    1. Google maps traffic is less accurate than others we can use. 2. Texting and driving soon to be illegal here. I haven't read the law, but I assume it's going to forbid you from touching your phone at all, otherwise it will be unenforceable. Look for that in a future jimmy rustle.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Cause you got no money bro.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Traffic reports on the radio. They are worse than useless, as they often give you bad information and never give you a complete report. Maybe it's different in smaller cities, but either give them more fucking time or just stop doing them altogether. This morning the traffic douche told us...
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    What tickles your pickle

    This morning I saw a garage called JUST BRAKES. It had like 6 bays, all of them were labeled with something specific. I can't remember all of them, but for example, State Inspection, Oil Change, Tire Change, alignment, Transmission service ... None of them were said a damn thing about...
  19. Hoss

    The Flash

    So there is no flash anymore in Eobard's time? He reverse engineered everything to go back and kill him?
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    The Flash

    Did he follow him back from eoard's time? Is flash immortal now? Cause he'd be old and decrepit by then if still alive, and that guy looked to still be pretty young. I go crosseyed with the dates too, but I thought the article he kept looking at was from 2025, and he was from at least 100...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah mine was wearing a tank top the other night that couldn't contain her boobies and she wouldn't let me touch them because they were tender. On another note. I'm really starting to get rustled at the people who get their jimmies rustled by memorial day sales. I hear from them on the...
  22. Hoss

    First World Problems

    I'm beginning to notice a pattern. But you do yoga so it can't be a flexibility issue.
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    The Flash

    Yeah but what about all the other people he saved because he wasn't busy saving the first group of people? I mean barry wouldn't all of a sudden be a bad guy just because he had 2 parents at home. If he was, eobard probably would have liked him.
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    The Flash

    Any speculation on why flash stopped himself from saving his mom? All i could come up with was that the writers didn't want to retcon the entire arrowverse. I figured the blackhole was the timeline collapsing on itself like they did in continuum (and I guess in other places too). But Flash...
  25. Hoss

    Arrow

    Bah. I forgot last week was the season finale and was looking for the new episode last night.
  26. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    She'd been needing that slap for years. It hurt him more than it hurt her.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    i think at least half of us here do give the coz the benefit of the doubt. i guess that means we're a bunch of nobodies. fuck you too
  28. Hoss

    My new Dating Pool

    Women are pretty stupid. That's how the urban legend got started that you can catch STDs from pubic toilet seats, and why so many women hover when they have to use one.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    No reason it has to go away. Aside from the fact that this change only affects PATs and not FGs ... There's probably no reason a team can't line up for a PAT on the 2 yard line with a regular ball and just run a fake. In fact, it might be pretty funny to watch the confusion on the defense...
  30. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Wait, is that black panther white?
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    What part of me telling you to apply your definition (which didn't occur in the first sentence) makes you think I was unaware of the rest of the words? I'm not saying you're completely wrong, but if you consider the great straight men in history I think it might change your mind a little.
  32. Hoss

    Recommend a dating site

    So you didn't hit all 3 holes?
  33. Hoss

    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Wait, did he defame her? I thought he didn't even answer the allegations.
  34. Hoss

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Good point. Even bad receivers block. Thanks for havin my back. Reminds me of what one of my coaches always said. It doesn't take a great athlete to know who to block.
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    Brooklyn Nine-Nine

    Grimmlock, think of other straight men and compare him to them. Abbot, Laurel, Dean Martin, Teller, Graham Chapman (from monty python, I never could remember his name). All of these guys fit into the Holt mold you described.
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    First World Problems

    This isn't really a first world problem, but I wish I could put a flowmeter on my dick. I've been drinking a gallon of water a day for a couple weeks now, and I swear I'm pissing significantly more than a gallon a day. I don't want to carry around a piss bucket all day (anyone who's ever had...
  37. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Fucking computer keeps popping programs to the front right when I was about to click something else. Fuck off program, I don't live my life around your whims. I just waited for you, now you can wait for me.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Yes, Johnny took her to a ranch in Montana. Much the same way your parents took your dog to live on a farm when you were young.
  39. Hoss

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    I'm surprised there's not a marvel version of Grodd. Every other character seems to be in both universes.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Because that would change the field goals too and apparently they are happy with FG %s? Who told you receivers aren't supposed to block? Good receivers usually do.