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  1. Hoss

    The Flash

    Well how the fuck was anyone else gunna do it? He's faster than barry and what do you think a fireball is gunna do to zoom other than distract him? I'm sure in the new series, they will play up firestorm's genius side. But right now, he's just an angsty fireballer. He had less chance of...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    wut the fuck? Are you neglecting your forum time to fucking work? You piece of shit, you should be shawed for that. I thought those 2 dudes got a lifetime ban from the NFL when they handed down the rest of the punishment. I think that doesn't mean they can't work for the pats, but they...
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    I saw somewhere between 5 and 8. There's a possibility some of them were blocked out, because I vaguely remembered them but couldn't recall enough about it to convince myself I'd seen them.
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    DC's Legends of Tomorrow

    I thought hawkgirl was mentioned as a member of Barry's team in that future article, but I don't remember any of those others.
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    First World Problems

    A while back I finally put a virus scanner on my phone. Now, everytime I download some more porn it pops up with fucking alerts going OMG ADULT CONTENT DETECTED U WANT US TO CLEAN IT! Fuck no I don't want you to clean it you fucking spaz. I'm an adult, I'm allowed to have adult content. And...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    As I mentioned earlier, they could drag it out and wind up being bradyless at the end of the season instead of the beginning.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Wonder how long they worked on that "The Deflator Excuse"? Neither of these guys are the dude who stopped by the bathroom with the bag o balls, right? People are still mentioning that in other places, but I thought he was a league official.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    That article Azeth linked had an interesting footnote at the end. No, I didn't read it all, I skipped down there to see if there was a byline for MacKinnon (there was not). This explains why he kept using "more probable than not"
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    Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)

    It is pretty weird that vvoid calls his dick his 'sadness'
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You mean Roderick MacKinnon? I don't know what it says about that site that they couldn't get his name right. Born in Burlington Massivetwoshits, Nobel prize in chemistry in case anyone else was wondering.
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    Bootstrappers guide to being successful.

    Last time I lost my job I decided to sign up for unemployment. I never drew any, but I found out the workforce commission is actually an excellent resource for finding a job. I imagine they are like a staffing agency but with the taxpayers paying them instead of the company. These people knew...
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    The Flash

    You mean ronnie. I was wondering why Ray didn't make the trip. At any rate, it felt believable to me because he shot him from behind while he was not moving super fast. Both times. If it had been a case of him shooting across his path and hitting him, or hitting him when his attention was...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Try watching porn while getting a BJ. Or if you're a sports fan, watching your favorite team play. I've gotten a couple while the cowboys were losing that really helped soften the sting. Oh and finally, get your girl to wake you up with a BJ, that way you're still in a half dream state. No...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Confirmed: Lleauaric thinks about belicheat's balls in the shower. Raise your hand if you're surprised.
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    Recommend a dating site

    BTW, top porn stars from texas listed here. Texas Ranks High in States That Produce the Most Porn Stars I haven't been paying attention to any other clues he's given us, so no guess from me.
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    Recommend a dating site

    c'mon man, didn't you read? she faked 2 orgasms for him. Of course she enjoyed it! Wombat, post her pic in the PGT.
  17. Hoss

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)

    I like how this thread is active and the pussy ass no spoilers thread is buried.
  18. Hoss

    The Flash

    How? It looks to me like they might be showing them in the correct order. Maybe ollie will disappear at the beginning of tonight's episode.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    As was said different balls for kickers, and it's kind of a different animal. In general, I bet they'd like more inflation so it bounces off the foot better, but their biggest problem is how slick the balls are.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Don't forget how it makes the balls easier to catch.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Do you like danger popsicledeath? Maybe he can interest you in a high possibility of STDs?
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I believe you are referring to what I said and you should be aware that we were talking about the penalty on the team (and lack of penalty on the coach). The pats are habitual cheaters. Belicheat is a habitual cheater. Brady might be guilty by association, but I didn't say he had priors.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Ice pirates was great, he's not trolling. But I saw it on TV.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Brady's gunna fuck around and his 4 games will be at the end of the season.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    This whole thing does make me wonder how the NFL came up with the min and max pressures for the football. I mean, was it just pulled out of their asses, or is there reasoning behind it? It would be interesting to know what pressure levels every QB in the league prefers.
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    What's the worst movie you've seen at the theatre?

    Well, the question was worst movie you ever saw in a theater. I'm guessing about 50 people saw it in a theater worldwide, what are the odds 2 of you would be posting on this board? I guess it's possible since it was a video game movie, but not likely.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    If anyone accepts, can we have the stipulation that it doesn't take effect immediately. We need time to rub shit in the azeth's face.
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    Rehabilitation: Rules & Regulations

    I don't want to be labeled a pedant, but you have a typo you might want to fix. You must contact to me? Should be 'You must contact me'. Feel free to delete this post once the correction is made so no one else knows of the error.
  29. Hoss

    First World Problems

    Yes, it advertises your orientation. Drape it from the right, you're looking to hook up with girls. Drape it from the left, you want dudes. Not sure what you do if you're bi. I guess you just take it off.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's gunna be sweet when the pats go 5-11 next year and have the highest turnover rate in the league because they have to play with legal balls. Brady better spend the rest of the offseason learning to throw watermelons. Quick, someone shoop me up a pick of brady throwing a watermelon.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't think that's how that works is it? I thought the salary was paid to the league as a fine and went to a charity. I can't remember where I heard that though. I know the team don't get it back on the salary cap though. Had to do with the priors. How many NFL teams have lost draft picks...
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    Minority Report

    I really need to watch the movie.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Absolutely I'm serious. I may not have been serious about anything else in this thread (I actually can't remember if I have) but I am serious about this. It's obvious you two are not perfect for each other. What you're doing now is settling for each other. Trust me, there's a guy out there...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    It's vegas dude. Most of them probably need the cash right now.
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    My new Dating Pool

    No, you should dump her so she can be matched with a man who will appreciate her.