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  1. iannis

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    A hairless wookie? I'm having trouble with this concept. Wouldn't a hairless wookie just be a retarded dude?
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    Doctor Who

    She's tall, she's pretty, she's sorta vapid, she's pure kitten. You would have to be pretty joyless to hatepost Amelia Pond. Which is different than, "Meh. MEH." I didn't care for Martha Jones, myself. I would have liked her even less if she was tall, redheaded, and scottish. Just...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Their producer is a stripper?
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    YouTube to Acquire Twitch for $1 Billion (rumor)

    I dunno. What else is google gonna buy to expand and diversify? A couple of islands in micronesia? The options are somewhat limited. They're swallowing up content delivery platforms in a big way and it makes a lot of sense. I mean it's an analogy and flawed, but the Big 3 Television...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    It seems like the point would be to poke the other guy, not to poke his sword. Which I've always wondered about old celtic swords. They're not taper pointed. They're slightly curved but weren't used from horseback. Vaguely sickle-ish. I wonder if they were multi purpose tools also used...
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    How have you changed in the last decade?

    Basically yeah. But it's not entirely passive. Mostly passive, not entirely.
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    How have you changed in the last decade?

    I never used to people watch. I do remember going on a few dates with a girl around 10 years ago. Never amounted to anything. I remember it because when we went out most of what she wanted to do was people watch -- and I didn't get it. It bored me, actually. I just wanted to play with her...
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    The Legend of Conan-2014 Arnold Returns!

    His career was starting to falter before he got into politics. Yeah, he had huge hits. Terminator, Kindergarten Cop (lol. IT WAS GOOD), Total Recall. But he started to get longer strings of misses. Last Action Hero... Twins... Getting out was the right choice. Getting back IN seems a...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Make no mistake. If raping babies cured aids we would create an entire underground bunker full of baby rape and sell it in pill form. And we would proclaim it to be amedical miracle. And I'm not sure if it would be sociopathic. In fact I'm pretty sure that by definition it wouldn't be...
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    coooooOOOOOCK
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    SUUUUUUUUkah
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    taintwipe
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    dickbutt
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Chuas also get the best mount in the entire game. Fucking hover-hamster ball.Fucking leet.
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    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Sell them on chuas. It shouldn't be that hard. Tighty whiteys dude. Tighty whiteys. Adding underwear to them sexualized them so much. It's hillarious that the intent was to desexualize them. Their social justice squad are truly fucking idiots. You've got to be some sort of...
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    YouTube to Acquire Twitch for $1 Billion (rumor)

    Bill Gates built an empire that way. And he wouldn't have been stopped if he hadn't been making such preferential hardware deals to go along with it. Google has a good stretch before they get Trusted.
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    used makes it sound so sexual
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I would be impressed if Brad restored his own bike. It's probably a collectors item that he bought restored off of a local mercedes mechanic.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    The reality is that most of them get twinked, bro. Sure you can "make it" if you start with nothing. It's a whole lot easier to make it if you start with something.
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    The Legend of Conan-2014 Arnold Returns!

    He's waaaaaay too old for this shit. It still depends on how they handle him/the story. I will allow them to rape my childhood with this. And I fully expect that they will be raping my childhood. But man, something with the sensibility of The Barbarian would be wonderful. It would even...
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    Doctor Who

    Not that I'm a Karen Gillan expert. I just get the impression from watching her interviews with Craig that she didn't have to stretch her acting talents too much for Amy Pond. She really is a whole lot like that.
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    Anyone speak Icelandic?

    pff, like that's a thing. Anybody speak Sweableribble?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Often when I do that sort of thing the stranger is the one that doesn't trust ME. I think I look like a crack addict IRL or something. Well, actually, come to think of it it's blacks who don't trust me. They're really very guarded even when you lead with, "Looks like a problem. Need some...
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    Mad Men

    They don't have enough time left to do a Peggy/Don match any sort of justice. That would take them an entire season at least. As sweet as that could potentially be, I think the Peggy/Don relationship is, and has been since season 2, solidly a mentor relationship. It can be affectionate, it...
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    Since when the fuck can you not say Wakandan American in screenshots? Why infraction?

    The drivers thing is spot on. The pedophile thing transcends skin color unfortunately. You don't hear about a lot of black pedophiles... but Oprah and Maya Angelou both were raped before they were 13 years old so you gotta think... maybe you just don't hear about it. And Singapore exists...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Wow, that is a breathtaking display of bigotry, dishonesty, and ignorance all rolled into a single package. Seananigans most def wins this thread. There is literally no way to reply beyond "Wakandan u dumb".
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    True Men of Genius, Mr. Weird Sex Swing and Chains Thing Maker
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    That is your standard sex contraption, bro. That's what makes the picture so fucking good. What the FUCK is that thing even FOR? How contorted and weird is the sex you're trying to have, exactly? It's like something you would draw up when you're 13 years old. But he actually went and...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I'm still holding out hope about that last part.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Enabling bears its own weight. She's cheating regardless, sure, but you do have agency. You don't decide if she cheats. You do decide who she cheats with. You're not exactly a leaf floating in a stream here. Doing a shitty thing doesn't make you a piece of shit. It is only doing a shitty...
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    Shoot cloves of garlic into your body for maximum health.
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    Science!! Fucking magnets, how do they work?

    I've read about the measles thing before. That's not the first time I've seen that. Its most relevant in trying to find delivery systems for treatment, I think. Not for pumping people full of measles. That part is incredibly important and really why you can't just flood someone with measles...
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    He's set the repetition in the line already, which is why "only cat" works. He flagrantly broke the triplet and now my Eliot boner won't stay hard. It's hardly a big deal. "Only cat" is more literary though, much more personal. "Your sister" is a more television I guess.
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    How do you recognize a stoned gargoyle?

    My mom says I'm cool and I think she knows me better than you.
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    The Elder Scrolls Online

    This sounds like a whole lot of shit that will never, ever happen. They've got tyens army infesting their game and you're talking about basic ruleset changes. hehe. I hope they pay you for that shit, Tuco.