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I like how the two gymnast girls on the bottom row are on point. lol. Just struck me funny.

PC none of the above. However, If I was going to buy a console it would be a ps4.

That very notion is the essence of faggotry.

homemade hooker contraption

That is the sort of problem that can be fixed with rope and an old oak tree.

Yeah, me too. Performance just wasn't an issue with Rift. The only issue I even remember is that very, very rarely there would be command lag after a patch. ALTHOUGH -- I did hear that complaint about performance occassionally, and whenever I heard it it was during a raid right after...

Meta-crisis Tennant turned to the devils brew and beats her? Probably indicates some fucked up shit going on in meta-crisis bizzaro world. Which shit would have to be fucked up for Rose to make an appearance, since the whole "we can never cross this barrier again or else reality ends" sort...

I'd never noticed before but it really seems like Andre the Giant has too many teeth.

There Will Be Blood

Sounds like bullshit but it's one of those things that is just retarded enough to be true. I want to pretend like I don't understand why there would be a federally mandated cap on corporate responsibility for matching funds but

You know how you know you're getting old? When you actually start to worry about dia-beetus and modify your diet. I miss you so much, excessive sugar.

Cancer scams are among the most depraved (and easiest) scams. Unfortunately these boards have been cancer scammed a few times. For whatever reason, people have pretended to have it or have exaggerated real conditions for empty sympathy. That's sick. So when there's something that doesn't...

Jayden Smith killed Sony. Will Smith needs to produce a MMO. A new adaptation of popeye? I don't see how you can possibly top Robin Williams and Shelly Duval. He's laaaarge.

aaaah. VITCORY!

"Yeah, I don't see how being ordered around by a house full of stuck up fratboys for a week is fun" "I can explain it to you dad" "No thanks, Tina"

hey, the gif doesn't gif. Oh well, it's tina flying around kissing all the boys.

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AHHHHHH HER VAGINA HAS HORNS

Bet he called her Toots!

Mitch McConnel used to come into the bank and sexually harass your mom! ha-ha!

the tall bald guy from half in the bag mentioned cakefart one time. I'd never heard of it. It was kinda worth it, but honestly it was no lemonparty. Edit: That jpg where the ginger crossdresser gives a step-by-step guide on how to stuff marshmallows up your ass to have the best...

Sounds like an ineffective solution to a marginal problem. It's probably the 16 year old concession stand workers that they hire and pay minimum wage doing it anyway. You sell one box of juicy fruits and you've paid that kids salary for the night. They got bigger problems than some third...

Germany!

Probably just about anything by Rob Zombie. They don't make a lot of sense with the sound on.

Its kinda hard to think of Calamity Jane as a female lead. Or Ms. Lesbian Whoremistress Cute-Hat. Anna Gunn and Trixie were kinda perfect though.

Ribs is the donkey kong. Because you make the move like Donkey Kong makes on the arcade game while going "RaaaaaAAAAAA!"

.... ..... ....... wow. Yeah, I think going experimental with it was a much better call than going full-on disco. Edit: There are a couple of sections of the disco version that are pretty catchy though. I didn't know the theme had been written and then re-arranged. I...

I'd try to pull a favorite line out of that, but the entire 2:30 is a favorite line. AMY, I WOULD HAVE COME BACK FOR YOU.

Do the Kong instead.

I dunno if he really is. Honestly he seems pretty average. It's just that he "beat the system" or whatever, so whatever redneck domestic disturbance call he gets involved in is going to immediately be of pressing national interest. If your wife left you while you were busy being...

Is it really that sort of a deliberate choice? If you're living week to week do you even care what sort of tax penalties you're going to face, or do you have more pressing matters that occupy your interest?

She's some kind of demon messin in the flue If you don't watch out it'll stick to you To you What kind of fool are you? Strange brew kills whats inside of you.

Welcome to the south. We hate American Inventors, love jesus, don't have any teeth, and fuck our own sisters. Well -- actually -- three of those things are true. Huh.

Wait, you're supposed to seduce her? I usually just waited until she was asleep.

God no. I doNOTclaim Ohio. I know people from Ohio. No. Those are not Southerners, sah. THEY ARE NOT.

I've been watching a lot of brazillian porn lately, and if florida is anything like that Well, god, I still don't know which is better. I just find the entire idea of porn with subtitles novel and worth my time. Brazillian skanks are kinda ugly, but they make up for it with extra skank.

Lady Gaga seems way more obvious for the true gay. Britni is tainted with 15 year old girls. Hilarious stereotypes aside... Lady Gaga is the spiritual successor to Madonna, Britni is a child star growing old. I don't even see how that's a point of contention. Kuriin: Is it just...

At least he's realized that he has to leave Florida. It ain't fair, but if he stays in Florida one of these cons is going to get him.

Phil Dunphy as Inspector Clue-so!

Modern Family needs to have more episodes with the Cam picking on lesbians.