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  1. iannis

    Recommend a dating site

    No, it can fail. It's hormonal regulation. The way it works is that it spikes the saturation of hormones to inhibit the production of an egg. It is possible for that to go wrong without pilot error. Rare (<1%), but possible. Sometimes the ovary makes one anyway. Because fuck you. Bodies...
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    WCW: Do you think Kevin nash fucked over WCW so bad?

    That was like the ringside wrestling smack-talk of internet insults. You just threw everything in there. Elegance doesn't matter, it's all about hitting all the points in a 10 second window. So meta. Well played.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    If he was fucking her, the $400 would be a lot less worrisome for the reason that it could easily be a transaction between two adults. Flimsy excuses would be more of a "none of your business" than just flimsy excuses. It sounds an bit like there are at least 3 children in this 4 person...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    He paid her $400 bucks and he's not fucking her? Intervention his ass. I was thinking your buddy was basically treating the relationship like she was a long-term prostitute. But it does sound like he's in danger of picking up a stray kitten. He's 37, she has 2 kids. He might be...
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    Health Care Thread

    I'm pretty sure he will, and this legislation may or may not, but the reality is still that he was the better of two options. This is honestly not looking like a great century for America so far.
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    The Official Conservative Political Thread

    You go make fun of Carrot Top in the DUHmocrat thread, you fucking hippy. He is as unto a God to us.
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I think you're safe to intervene, but I also think that your buddy already knows it. This is the part where you tell him so that later you can say, "I told you so." If he doesn't he a mongoloid and probably deserves what's about to happen to him.
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    Gavinrad's Mass Effect 3+ Thread

    I thought Mordin was one of the best characters in a modern game. The presentation of an ACTUAL ethical/moral dilemma where there is no "best" option and there is no third option was refreshing. And then he sang that goofy little song just fucking randomly and I was all "lolwtf" And then...
  9. iannis

    Storing large DVD collection

    No, the shit is kinda funny. But it really is a waste of space. This is one way that your possessions come to possess you. If you're sitting down and rewatching Clockwork Orange for fun, something is seriously fucking wrong with you as a human being. If you own a physical copy of Nightmare...
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Now i'm not sure how many indians there were in poland, or what tribe they were, but you're flat out courting an indian curse going around digging in other people's graveyards.
  11. iannis

    The Wire: Greatest Show Ever Made

    I've been told in previous iterations of this thread that Omar was based on a mix of a couple of actual rip-and-run guys. I always thought that Omar was a fantastic dramatic element. Omar is the fucking black batman. Someone linked an article at some point where they almost didn't put Omar's...
  12. iannis

    Boardwalk Empire

    Ahh, I thought scorsese was involved in the week-to-week of it. Which would make it more like directing 40 taxi drivers and a masterpiece. If he only did the pilot and they're paying him to put his name up on the marquee, then yeah. It's still got that scorsese feel to it.
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Your skoal comes with warning labels? Fancy.
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    Doctor Who

    Colin Baker was a really shitty doctor though. I mean look, I know it was the 80's, and the writing was in the process of going from bad to worse... but still. Is there anyone around that longingly remembers Colin Baker's Doctor? The popularity of his three years are just as important as that...
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    Boardwalk Empire

    I think that Nucky is going to bring Chalky the head of Narcisse, literally the mans head, in order to show that he didn't set him up. That's what the Mayor turning is SO bad -- because it looks the way it looks. Basically Narcisse tried to kill chalky and castrate nucky all in one move...
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    There was a Doc Martin episode about that. Whole village got sick from spoiled meat! Craig Fuergeson wrote Doc Martin so that makes it cool, not some random british grandmother show. Fuck you. I like what I like.
  17. iannis

    Just the bear necessities

    STHAP
  18. iannis

    'MERICA

    I was also confused at first. 'MURICA. FUCK YEAH.
  19. iannis

    [NO Spoilers] Star Wars: Episode 7 - NO PUSSY SHIT

    "I love you." "My eyes are up here, buddy."
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    Boardwalk Empire

    Unlike their other shows, I bet their main budget item is actor salaries for this one. I imagine it'll go as long as Scorsese cares to make it. This is pretty much his masterpiece.
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    Gavinrad's Mass Effect 3+ Thread

    It was an obvious and unapologetic cash grab. I'm sure that the marketing department went with the "this is a used game disincentive" because, hey, if someone had said that to them they'd probably believe it! They wanted to charge 10 extra dollars for the game but were afraid that it would...
  22. iannis

    Boardwalk Empire

    "Quite the treat" I'ma hate to see Rothstein go belly up. Edit: And I don't think we'll see much of Eli past this season either. I think Knox is going to cut him loose and Eli will get away with it. He could either die or just fade into the background as his son takes his supporting...
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    The Astronomy Thread

    My life is like the solar system. A great swath of emptiness punctuated with occasional barren rocks. The day I realized that size does matter is the day I gave up.
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    Doctor Who

    Clara being Susan is exactly the sort of sweet touch that I'd expect out of Smith's story. And for a 50th Anniversary special I can't think of a more perfect way to wed the most recent episode to the first while at the same time sending Clara on her way so that the next doctor starts with a new...
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    No, that was a driveby. And that's why whores are better than shrinks. What you REALLY need is a whore that goes to CC for an AA psychology degree. Then you cover both the bases.
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I love Cindi Lauper so much. The fact that she used to suck Hulk Hogans cock? It only makes her better.
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I don't know if there's a way to explain it that would really capture the impulse. I'm not even sure if it's a rational impulse or an irrational one. I'm sure you'd think, "How in the fuck could that be a rational impulse?" But to fidget with the fundamentals is not exclusively irrational...
  28. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    And honestly I think the occassional moments of Zen are natural, I just make fun. It's mostly just being over tired and then my eyes go a little bit funny. Who's don't? Booooring.
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    When I get tired the patterns bleed through. But you get used to that. Other than that and an occasional, "Holy shit would you look at how pretty that rainbow is? What does it meeeaeaaan?" I've never had shit. Man, they REALLY shouldn't ever tell kids about flashbacks. I heard that when I...
  30. iannis

    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Probably ghosts.
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I'm just sayin. I've seen shit man. It was either ghosts or an LSD flashback.
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    Now I'm not saying I believe in ghosts... but... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I kinda believe in ghosts.
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    Gavinrad's Mass Effect 3+ Thread

    It is a source of occassional amazement to me how they managed to run Dragon Age into the ground in one release. It's usually a process. I mean look at Final Fantasy. The thing that makes ME different is that they have a chance to reset the story and realign the gameplay. They got all the...
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    Mikhail and Hodj's Political Thread

    I have a question. Why do you spell it "revoke" and "irrevocable". What kind of gypsy magic turns the k into a c? Is English haunted?
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Well, I mean space ham is obviously better.
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    The Astronomy Thread

    Plus it's essential for every life function that you have. It all takes place in the medium of water. Like if we went to mars and found a field of wild maize in the bottom of a canyon, that would be a big deal too. It's basic needs type of shit. Food, Water, Shelter. We -can- bring all...
  38. iannis

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yeah, alternate server rulesets seems to be an obvious way to customize your product to differing markets. I don't understand it either. The most likely answer to the question of why they don't do that is along the lines of, "Gee guys. That sounds an awful lot like work." It's just not how...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Yeah, alternate server rulesets seems to be an obvious way to customize your product to differing markets. I don't understand it either. The most likely answer to the question of why they don't do that is along the lines of, "Gee guys. That sounds an awful lot like work." It's just not how...