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Portman is beautiful, and I think at one point she was a good actor working with interesting scripts. And I think Phantom Meanness is where that trend ended and she decided she'd rather be disgustingly rich, beautiful, and famous rather than just somewhat rich, beautiful, and famous.

You make a good and valid point. I'm only it it for the 1920's themed prison lesbian sex scenes.

That's a really horrible anti-meth commercial. heh. "Do meth and you'll wind up doing all the housework that you don't want to do when you're sober!" That's just a horrible concept for an anti-anything slogan. Writers must have been on drugs.

Fart monsters were awesome. The only ecclestone episode that I actually just skipped through to see if it got interesting was the one with the blobmonster. The one where all the Dr. Who Nerds came together in their secret society, formed a rock and roll band, and got eaten. That one was...

Exactly. What could be straighter than watching two oiled up naked dudes hugging each other? Dude, that'sstraight.

I'm not a diehard Whovian, but I do enjoy the series and watched it as a kid. My take would be to start with the reboot (Ecclestone) and keep going to present. You don't need to know very much. Daleks are big tank things bent on the destruction of anything not Dalek. They say "Exterminate...

Because people are afraid of this shit, and unfortunately their fear is often legitimate. If they kept having ball games, and some sort of racial violence happened (it's high school football, some sort of racial violence probably would happen), and the local news decided to pick up on it or a...

I could take so many cat pictures if I owned a camera. Cats have 2 modes. They're either sleeping, or they're doing something fucked up.

And lisping! and that wrist thing! And being british!

Wait -- imminent chinese invasions? hee hee hee hee hee hee Wal-Mart going bankrupt is the harbinger of a chinese invasion. A pack of simple cotton t-shirts costing 35 bucks is the harbinger of a chinese invasion. The might invade some islands somewhere that Japan claims are theirs...

Dude, the thing is that ZimZam didn't even fuck her. She gave him roadhead and swallowed.

I would think that it's more about checking the regional influence of Monsanto than it is a scientifically based institutional mistrust of GMO products. Look at the patent shit they play in the American legal system. If you had the choice of buying into that rigged game, or pursuing your own...

Pretty sure that milk chocolate comes in bags in canada, not golden wrappers.

Those threads are things of wonder. I wish Brad would deliver the game that they all so desperately crave. I wouldn't play it, but I know they would and it would be like nirvana for them. But he's not gonna. I don't think anyone even could at this point, they've hyper-idealized this...

I'd be worried about the teenager that actually enjoyed Speaker for the Dead. I like the book, it might be the best of the entire series, as it deals with some actual science fiction themes and the ethical and moral complications surrounding them -- and while it takes a biased view (how could...

It seems like one of the biggest perks of being gay would be that you don't have to deal with that kind of shitunless you choose to. Which is a fundamentally different thing than having to deal with that kind of shit becauseboobiesandohgod why am I so weak?.

Wait a minute? You're playing FO3/NV unmodded? 1st rule of Bethesda games -- go to nexus and download titty packs. 2nd rule of Bethesda games -- spend about 3 days fucking around with mod managers to get all your bells and whistles.

I'll make it up to you big H. They're talkin' communism over in the politics thread with this "tax the rich and cut ever poor person in the nation a check, poverty SOLVED". Feed, feed as the beast commands you!

Everybody except for the people that live there know that Kentucky is a southern state.

I think they were trying to make a soft core gayporn show at first, and then they looked at their secret spy numbers and realized that they could go full goreporn with it. Season 1 Spartacus is sooooooooooooooooooooooo gay. "Oil me up bro, don't forget to do my butt. And my balls. Ah fuck...

With level 3 spells you were a god! But that's really what dnd was it it's roots. It was a story about a bunch of poor, filthy fucking peasants trying to be less filthy. Or at least less poor.

Wow... that song has been retro-censored. Talking about that song made me want to listen to it, and lyrics for that verse have been completely cut out. Now it's just a vamp section. The whole point is mocking the hatefulness and laziness of american culture... how you can listen to that...

I walked away from Sunshine feeling like I didn't get it. I didn't even mind the 2nd half of the movie and the angel/demon sort of vibe. Hell, I liked it more than the first half. I would have liked that even a little more... not plain, not defined, not explored, but I dunno... Present...

This. I'm pretty sure that I'm supposed to despise this movie given my age, gender, sexual orientation, and not being retarded... but you know I watched about 3/4 of it and I thought "for what it is, this isn't so bad." Then I think I went to make a sammich and forgot to finish the movie...

I really liked the NV DLC's. They managed to explore a different aspect of the gameplay with each one and managed to fill in interesting parts of the story. Those DLC's remind me of what an expansion pack should be. DLCs often leave me feeling a little bit ripped off Finding Eden in the...

I liked the SSI games a little bit more. The Pools of Radiance line was awesome, no doubt. The SSI boxgames were a little bit more like Ultima knock-offs, but they were shitting those things out like they were pulp magazines for a little while.

HER NIPPLES ARE WEIRD. ZamMan deserves better.

Bear is just gay slang for fatty? Why did I never realize this before? It's so obvious. Thread delivers. Sexy AND educational.

It's always possible they fuck us and leave us with a season finale cliffhanger. But really I think a lot of people are just gonna get shot.

Christ Khalid, how do you even get a Ph.D. in mathematics? Do you even write anything for your dissertation? Or do you hand a roomful of doctors like 10 pages of equations and greek symbols and go, "Recognize".

This thread delivers in a way I never expected screenshots to deliver again. This thread temporarily de-crusted my vagina. It's that good.

Nah, I can see that. I loved ME1 but it was kind of a throwback like DA:O was. I loved the dunebuggy tank. That shit was hilariously fun. It was a major complaint of mine that it was underused in ME and then removed for ME2. The inventory was undeniably messy, but that was also a throwback...

The problem with GMO isn't with GMO itself. I mean who knows what kind of chiral fuckery winds up being cancerous in 10 years of continuous exposure? Who knows until it happens. Thalidomide babies. Salt-water legumes are probably worth that risk. I've got a BA and a BS, so I figure if...

You know, for the first five years I was under the impression that surprise buttsecks was the only type of buttsecks.

Yes, but the article is a wiki link and that is not an acceptable scholarly source. HORSE GUTS FELL FROM THE SKY.

Well honestly, business wise, you stand to make more money making a good console game and porting it than you stand to make making a good PC game and not being able to port it. So you've got to be either dedicated to the vision of a game (DA:O and ME1 are relevant here) or you've got to be...

That's basically it. Console games are shit on the PC. I'm sorry, but they are 99% of the time. Plenty of console games are just fine on the console. Plenty. It's not about some inherent inferiority -- it's a different type of platform. I wouldn't really want to play mariokart on the...

I tend not to like them because they don't generally flow that well. Some games manage to do it very well (Vampire Bloodlines was surprisingly nicely written), but for most narratives it's the same shape of convoluted in a darker color palette. For example -- It's one of those very few...

SOMEONE NEEDS TO EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT Kentucky meat shower - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

that was just vtech kicking in.