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I don't know if you CAN catch the gay from the television, but you can be damn sure that if I do I'm gonna sue the hell out of not-andy. I will push his shit in so hard.

I don't think it actually matters since the shows have already been made and paid for and it's the final season. It's not like the show is fighting for ratings anymore or they'll just throw the episodes away if people watch Breaking Bad instead.

My expectation would be: authoritarian secrecy (not conspiracy nutter stuff), general indifference, a burst of cashflow into aerospace R&D. I'm not even a conspiracy nut. But if the NASA rover finds spaceship parts on Mars I don't think we're gonna have an Oprah Special telling us about it...

The only movie on that 2010 list I'd class as great was The Kings Speech. The others were good though, don't get me wrong. Just Kings Speech seems like a movie that will hold up where the others are like "I got my moneys worth". Edit: I take it back. True Grit was really fucking good too.

No. In about 10-20 years you will start seeing commercials for the surgery it takes to fix that.

And most important, do we get to see yoda fuck? Do we get to see his O-face? Do we get to listen to Morgan Freeman narrate, in the voice of yoda? And it being Disney now... where are the rights to Dr. Seuss books? A short intermission with Yoda reading Green Eggs and Ham would be...

No one is much claiming that they lived shorter life spans. Well, generally they did. Nasty brutish and short. But the potential life span of the animal hasn't changed so much. Median ages in that context honestly mean jackshit. They're interesting to study in relation to disease and...

The skin question fucked with me. "Name 3 uses for the skin". Then you have 2 functions and one property and an all of the above. I understand this is a highly technical internet test and I must register a complaint with the proctor: a property is not a function is not a use.

Highlander really was an interesting story. It's probably a pretty neat novella. But it was totally complete. The following movies just made it weird. Especially the one that can not be named. Beyond being absolutely horrible, it was just weird for the sake of weirdness. I could see a...

Fuck your spidey sense, I subscribed to his newsletter and that shit is BOM-DIGGIDY

Most movies suck, dude. The reason you think that older movies were better, or the ratio was better, is because when it comes to art time filters out the bullshit. And movies are nominally art -- the good ones are artful, the bad ones... well, bad art exists and is the most common type...

I think I actively despise the guy who plays plinket in the half in the bag episodes. That completely forced high pitched laugh. God, just shut up. It's worse than nails on a chalkboard. I just want to punch him. He doesn't laugh, he brays.

Heat was better than Casino. I like Casino. So much that I rewatched it recently. Honestly, it doesn't hold up nearly as well as Goodfellas. It really does feel by the numbers. But it's still worth watching once at least, and still a good movie. It's just for Scorsese it's mediocre. For...

The thing is that HG societies didn't invent wheat, or rice, or barley. I'm sure that early societies ate grains when they could find them, and I will bet that they were a preferred food. They've got everything going for them once you realize there are some very simple methods to employ in...

She'll grow out of it. Some kids suck their thumbs until they're 2 or 3. It's not -that- uncommon. Social interaction with other kids breaks them of it if they don't just drop it on their own. There's no great harm in it. Especially not at 9 months. It's mostly just a habit. But if it's...

In America? Of course you tip unless you're some kind of white trash. How much you tip depends on the bill, the service, and the situation. If you can't afford to leave a tip for being satisfactorily served then stay the fuck home and make your cabbage you fucking poor, inbred, badly raised...

Blood on the ice is blood on the ice. Who cares what the score is. Remember to try and grab a broken tooth as a memento of the game. I'm pretty sure that shit is legal tender in most of canada.

It's probably not. There was a local journalist around here who took a bet to run a "responsible use of guns" story every day for a year. So every day he had a different story (not long-ass editorial stories, it was usually just him scanning police reports from around the State and getting a...

The man is a god damn inspiration to any honest masturbator. Maybe we can't all live the dream but just the fact that out there someone did... that is what hope smells like gentlemen. Sweaty, hairy man ass.

I would think very few doctors would be willing to personally take on the responsibility for gun licensure anyway. The practicalities of that are more political than medical. I have an idea that the AMA would quietly declare an ethical conflict and just refuse to sanction it. The best you...

I've had this happen once in my life, where an old female friend you sorta fell out of touch with randomly finds your ass out of the blue -- and she's not crazy, or fat, or asking for money, or trying to claim that it's yours. All this means she wants to have a righteous bone for old times...

Oh god, do you have a sister? Czech bitches are hot, dude. I'll trade you some lutefisk.

DENMARK BITCHES

That's a Steppenwolf song, dude. And you better not be a ballcrusher baby, unless you're ready to pay the price.

They can't trust 'Star Wars 9: Bug Fucking Zombies' to just anyone. They'll get Tarantino to do it. Uma Thurman to star.

short what?

Alternate plan: kick her to the curb and next time find a woman without daddy issues. They exist. You just have to forgo the low hanging fruit.

You don't need an excuse, bro. Just talk about your feelings and shit. "Look, I like to fuck you but that's it. That really is it. The longer you stay around the worse I'm gonna treat you -- and honestly I don'tfeelthat great about that, but that's whats gonna happen." See, feelings.

Oh hey look, this thread again!

They're both important. But it's kinda like a good director can save a bad script, and a bad director can ruin a good script -- but it doesn't seem to work the other way around too often. There are also probably more good writers available than good directors.

Yeah. pretty sure that's her. That hair man. Makes her look like an 80's pornstar. It took a few minutes of just staring at the picture to figure out who that is.

Yeah. pretty sure that's her. That hair man. Makes her look like an 80's pornstar. It took a few minutes of just staring at the picture to figure out who that is.

Damn. 4/5 of a mile. I need to start closing my drapes.

Don't you have to shoot a very long distance for it to matter? I learned something new today... the distance isn't as far as I'd thought it was. Like I figgured artillery fire would use it to calculate where they want the shit to actually land, but I didn't even think you could have sniper...

Women weren't even allowed to be nurses before the civil war. Is there anything that yankee jacks DIDN'T fuck up?

It's not quite the same thing. It's a better indicator to sample groups that already got the flu. There's a non-trivial reason that people get inoculated in the first place, and that reason alone is likely to skew your observations and make it seem your vaccine is more effective than it likely...

Ezri dax was bad I'll admit. At least she was cute. For a serious nomination i'm gonna go with pretty much the entire cast of Voyager with the exceptions of The Doctor and 7 of 9. 7 gets a pass for the same reason Ezri does and The Doctor gets a pass because half of his scenes involved him...

YOU TAKE THAT BACK. YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW. ROUND AND PLEASANT DAX WAS ROUND AND PLEASANT. You gotta respect her for not burnin that coal. Ezri was a dax of principle. She fucked a french guy I guess, but she was Canadian so she's like half french herself anyway. I'm not really...

Honestly I'm not highly studied in Flat Earth Theory. My guess is that it's an elaborate apparatus built up in a sedimentary fashion around a mostly defensible core, that core being a critique of untempered empiricism. And while there are perfectly valid theoretical/philosophical critiques...

Butter but not milk, huh. Because of the lactose, huh. Sorry man. Somebody doesn't know what butter is. Like they literally don't know what butter is.