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I formally apologize for calling you all Juggalo's. You are clearly a more entertaining form of deviant. That's just the old man kicking in. The music you listen to still sucks.

Every dick you see on the internet is one less dick you're tempted to suck when your superbowl party goes sideways.

Poll missing option: Tenderly -- with great love and respect

I was going to vote for something, but light grey on white -- I think I might have just ordered a pizza.

Yeah, he is. But he's a lovable dumbass. He really does try to not be a complete cunt. Which makes him the opposite of every other character in the show!

It's surprising how misunderstood the "There are no girls on the internet" rule is. Professor Anonymous breakin it down.

Damn. Oldschool.

Yeah. It's a little ironic but Jesse is the one character in the show that I actually give a fuck about. Hank -- don't really care. Walt -- REALLY don't care. The women, the kids? Who? But I sorta hope that at some point in the upcoming half season Jesse just gets into his car and drives...

It's completely surprising that they'd lie to the cops like that! Keep calling. They'll break before you do. Maybe you can piss him off so much that he'll break her rib or something.

I think one of the main things that made this season one of the weakest ones for me is that Dexter himself is becoming a lot less ambiguous. It was inevitable that would happen -- you can slap all the rationalizations on it that you care to but the fact remains that he's basically just a...

Look at the bright side. Last time you were 270 before you decided to stop being fat, now you're 230. Getting older is a bummer. Lifestyle changes are also a bummer.

Just keep calling the cops. She's annoyed that someone is calling the cops because her boyfriend beats her like a whore? Why do you give a shit? You gotta choose one, Big P. Either you give a shit or you don't. If you do give a shit the only thing you can do is keep calling the cops...

I thought there was a double reverse fake out going on and it was about to come out that Keg is a f2m.

It seems like one of those things where what you put into it is what you're gonna get out of it. Well, upon a few moments reflection that sounds borderline fucking stupid. But hopefully it makes some sense. If you approached baking cookies with the same mindset, you'd probably do no worse...

It seems like in a perfect world there would be some way to mitigate the first season shitty's. It's not just Star Trek, but Star Trek (and most sci-fi) does suffer from it. It's not just exposition, or the nature of ensemble shows for the actors, or the writers working with unfamiliar...

The Road was indeed pretty fucking bleak. But I liked it. Felt a little forced at the end... it could have been more depressing. I don't know that anyone willing to watch that movie is expecting a feel good ending.

I really enjoyed Buffy at the time, but I doubt it holds up. Except for maybe the final season. Fucking Freddy. I'd sign a deal with the devil.

This is the NEW FoH, sir. NO JOKES ALLOWED. RULE 17, SECTION B, PARAGRAPH 5.

Sounds like a time to cut your losses. Don't pay the 2500 but don't go after him for the 15 grand. If he comes after you it's time to start talking about that 15,000. Not a lawyer, no idea about the law. I bet you probably could get some of that 15k... but the lawyer would take 90% of it...

Canticle for Leibowitz. Live action but with enough film effect/CGI to make it look half animated. It would be arty, utterly confusing if you hadn't read the book, and relentlessly depressing.

I know I'm a bad person but it has nothing at all to do with cheating. I sincerely regret almost cuckolding my friend -- but that's not breaking any camels backs or keeping me awake at night.

Steroids aren't a long term solution. That said, I know a guy who's knees are trashed. He gets cortisone twice a year in both. He says it does help him a great deal for about 6-8 weeks after the injections. (Which... it should. And does.) It's not a good solution, it's not really even a...

They make me feel sticky on my tummy.

Rules? Yeah. Well, like... that's just your opinion man.

Get back with your ex, but only on the condition that she allows you to call her Michelle. Whatever she did to you that forced you to kick her ass to the curb can be righted with the fufillment of this need.

I've never had kids. But it's for entirely personal reasons. I suppose you could call that selfish, but I don't know what else personal reasons would or could be. Kinda like calling water wet. Trying to make an intellectual argument out of it pro or con strikes me as... crippled. Just the...

I think it's just time to admit you're a breeder Chaos. Just admit it. Confession will free your soul.

I'm not really sure. Which is to say if either of the girls had ever accused me of cheating I would have taken the lumps for it -- but I didn't feel like what I was doing at the time was cheating and still honestly don't. The first was in college. I was dating a girl (had been for over a...

Are your friends homosexual? Whatever failings this show may have, Bernadette is not one of them. Bernadette is THE traditional sexpot. I could understand if you were talking about Blossom. I think your friends like to peg each other. And they look lovingly in each others eyes while not...

That was just mean.

Matthews was Harry's Sergeant... or maybe his Lt. I think maybe both at different times. I've gotten the feeling through the show that it was a lot back then how it is now -- Matthews respected Harry for being a truly good detective and used him/supported him as such, but Matthews was just as...

Kids jerk off dude. I was watching my neighbors kid one time... he was about a year and a half old. I look over and there he's jerkin it in his playpen. I gave him the thumbs high. Keep calm and carry on, little soldier.

Dashel is right honestly. The only way to stop this is to blow shit up and kill people. Nothing else works. The question is not do we have a right to do that, the question is Eomer's -- is it worth it to do that? My answer (and apparently the unspoken but understood answer of the American...

Spanking a teenage girl won't do anything good... so you're right to not do that. I doubt these other extreme things will do much besides annoy her. The air horn is funny as hell, but it's a frustration move and won't be effective. If she was a boy you could just take a day or two and beat...

I don't think a moonbase would be pointless at all. A space elevator is a really neat idea and all, but we don't have the materials to actually build one. We also don't have the social structures in place to maintain or secure one. We do have those things for a moonbase though. It's not...

Fedor has taught me that you better be prepared, just in case.

If porn has taught me anything it's spit. Lots and lots of spit. Don't get anything fancy just the simplest water based KY you can buy. It's probably best to lube your dick rather than other obvious things you might be tempted to lube. Or honestly you might just have to get used to...

The thing is I find it difficult to believe that these god-kings have been or continue to be much more than the simplest unifying factor for the aristocracy. He seems to be King in the oldest feudal sense -- what Kings were BEFORE the Magna Carta. The structure of that society is too...

Quit hatin on deb. She's ok. She's the ultimate tomboy all growed up. The only weird thing about deb is that she's not a closeted dom-dyke. Yet.

I don't care if she has a dick. I really just don't. I'm man enough to give her a reacharound.