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For heat vision, x-ray vision, flight, the physical strength of king kong, and nigh invulnerability? Yeah, that's obviously worth a toe. I think that's worth a finger. Not a thumb tho.

Yeah, Draegan. Honestly this is pretty much top notch. Good call, good work, and good on ya.

It's the second one. The show can be entertaining but it's basically just another version of Three's Company. I don't know that I've ever seen a full episode. But it's not offensively bad, either. It's a solidly mediocre sitcom -- which makes it far above average.

Juggalos. C'mon guys. I'm not cool at all and even I know what a jug is. Basically they're K.I.S.S. fans who don't know who Gene Simmons was and probably think that K.I.S.S. is lame.

Not that much about cam was all that normal, but this is indeed pretty weird.

IS BEST KOREA

They went for the girl next door look. And then, in case that was too subtle for you, the literally put her next door. Show would not be as popular without Penny, but it's true that almost any other pair of floppy tits would do. That said -- Penny: Would bang.

Yeah. The first season is actually sort of shit. By the time you hit midway through season 4 you're all like omg omg.

1) Yep. That's exactly what it does. 2) Nope, your pee pee still works. 3) You just shoot blanks. 4) It goes the same place it always goes. Your balls are producing spermies 24/7, and recycling spermies 24/7. It's the entire circle of life right down there in your nads. 5) Sperm...

28/30 isn't too young. Not when you already have children. And yes, it's safer for him to have it done for a few reasons. Plus if you get preggers again he doesn't have to actually wait to see if it comes out black! It's the wondering, nervous anticipation, and the self doubt -- that's...

I have to disagree, honestly. With some women it's really hard to tell. Muscle tension is... well, a variable thing. Peristalsis is... well, you know, sometimes subtle. I've been with two women who have stopped me. It wasn't a "get off me you pig" sort of thing. Those two girls were just...

Depends entirely on the woman -- but as hard as it is to believe for some of them it's not bullshit. It approaches meaning of life levels for some women. I dunno, you can't talk about that in generalities. But have you ever dated a woman and you just KNEW without being able to explain it...

That would actually be awesome. I would +1 this show forever if they had the balls to pull that. LOL. I mean c'mon, dexter is Batman. And it's a great show. But he's Batman. Honestly I've liked every season for different reasons. The whole Miami metro is full of retards has never...

What we need is a thread where etoille and trex just go at each other. Just the two of them fucking ripping into each other. There should also be jello.

Poor kid never got his spin off. I think they could have made it interesting. Like Star Trek: Quantum Leap.

The hooker in the basement has been played out for a while. It's a fluffy dog joke and at this point pretty much an integral part of any plinket review. That's kinda the joke -- that it's not funny. At all. It'd just be weird to see one of these things without a hooker in the basement. His...

+1 for Garak. He's probably the best character to come out of Star Trek. Which is saying a lot, because Bones McCoy is all sorts of awesome, Captain Picard is no slug, and Quark was 100% reliable as both comic relief and characiture... but it's honestly hard to beat a dual class Iksar...

Tyen is usually pretty funny when he's comprehensible. I'm not sure how much is him playing the fool and how much is him being foolish but who gives a fuck -- when it's sensical it's usually pretty funny either way. Way too many people hate Trex. She's no worse than a lot of signal:noise...

Every last one of us was bummed for an hour to a day. A guy on FoH posted right afterwards, "It's like I broke up with my bitch girlfriend but then lost my job and have to ask her for money. Feels bad, man". I lol'd at that, and yeah... that's apt. But then a few hours go past and you...

I have a feeling this either ends in suicide or bankruptcy... but not many fireworks.

Tuco is not an animal lover.

lol. "Slander, Liable" You're liable to be slanderin, yo. Libel. Internet legal threats work better if they're spelled correctly. Or even better, they're written in italics andlatin.

I was going to suggest you post a pic of his junk... but I like the way you went with it.

Yeah, but the reviews are that it actually looks worse. That matters in a visual/artistic medium. It's really an aesthetic argument. Maybe it's overblown, I'll see for myself. Hopefully you're right! Edit: Did braveheart use 48 in parts? Because if it did then yeah... it's overblown...

They killed Doakes dead as fuck... so I'm going with Ghost Doakes.

Nothing special I think. I've had one for about a year. I had to replace the batteries in the remote once. The only mildly annoying thing I can think of about it is I have to reset mine when the power goes out. Scathing criticisms.

Why is he even doing that? Cinematography was a great part of the success of those first 3 movies. So he's using a format now that will make half of his theatrical release and his video sales look like ass -- because film nerds? I don't get it.

They're completely wrong about Dragons Lair. I was still a little bit young for it, but that shit was a BIG deal for kids/teens and arcade gaming. It was in the Arcade sitting next to Asteroids and Q-Bert. It wasn't so much the game itself, it was the fact that you were playing a cartoon...

Is that a tranny joke? I can't tell anymore. Because this thread is geared more twords the shit coming out of your ass rather than going into it.

God, I'm glad I'm not the only person that does this. I don't do hires/fires but I am responsible for the oversight of subordinates -- usually young women. Over time I've come up with a rule -- if I get a hold of one that is overly respectful I'll start calling them by the wrong name. I've...

Remember it's the internet and horror stories are more interesting than "Eh, I was sore for a week but it passed". Also remember that after you have it done whenever someone asks YOU about it you are going to be a dick and tell them that you bled from your dickhole for a week straight and...

You won't be the first reluctant father this world has ever seen. There's nothing much anyone is going to say to you that's going to be personally useful. From what you've said the stark reality seems to be that you made a pact with this woman and it's come time that your wife wants to be...

I don't think Legolas in the Hobbit is even a retcon. I seem to remember in Fellowship (the book), there being a paragraph or something in Rivendell where Legolas is talking to Bilbo and says something like, "Ah, so you're the one. We suspected you were around, but never saw you."

If I was a visual artist of any worth I think I'd make a banner background and hide a T after the re to imply Retrolled. Cause you know, this community is totes famouse for it's subtle trollings. Either that or I'd use comic sans. But good news everybody -- I can barely write my own name...

That one is more of a Voyager 2 sort of thread, if you know what I mean. p.s. Millie is packin

IHOP, man, IHOP. It was about 2 in the morning. About 15 minutes after we paid up and left. On the way home, me and a buddy -- our stomachs gurgled in this odd way at the same time and we knew. We just fucking knew. It took a few minutes to pull over into a strip mall. My buddy ran for the...

lol Never change, cam.

This is one case where it's ok to be immediately friend zoned, Eomer. TOUCHDOWN! Or whatever they call it in hockey.

He doesn't want to be hurt again.

TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT