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The power of voodoo? Who do? You do! Do what? Remind me of the babe! SLAP THAT BABY, MAKE HIM FREE.

That would have been a better story than what we got. But I'm with Ara when it comes to the borg. An intractable, faceless evil that is beyond your ability to salvage or divert and simply must be resisted and destroyed-- that would have been an even better story to see how our mildly...

Mount Sharp sure as shit doesn't look 3 miles high.

Hive mind, flying insects, queen. I guess. Talk about phoning it in. Just about anything they did that wasn't "lol, borgqueen" would have been better. I'm having trouble thinking of something that would have been worse... but there probably is something.

Take Five, dave. Edit: The man wrote the whitest jazz I have ever heard in my life. And it was good.

Only if it smells like girl. None of that gay stuff.

I like what Bill Murray has said about Chevy Chase. Things along the lines of, "When you first get famous it is impossible to not become an asshole. It just is. If you've never been through it that probably sounds like an excuse, but those first two years you get big it's just impossible to...

THE DOCTOR GROWS BOOBIES?!?! That makes Tom Baker marrying the she-doctor kind of... Well. I'm. I'm not sure what to feel. That's hot? I think?

Shirtless Sulu would like a word with you! Some of TOS were ok. The rock monster which spawned the, "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a ..." was actually decent. I remember an episode where they encounter a Dyson Sphere. They just fly right up to the damn thing and are like "lolwut?" and then...

Sorry man, once a Zap-off has been established all further argument must be supported with relevant lyric. No one cares how much you can bench, man. Least of all Frank:

ITT: People return underwear they bought last month to the Wal-Mart. Because they CAN.

Its got magic fingers! I could get you a an engraved king sized sleigh bed carved from white oak for 700! Just the frame and box springs, but still. Make him sleep on a mattress on the floor, tell him you're trying to turn him asian so he'll be able to add faster. Tell your wife it's to...

Yeah, I think it's basically for the same reason that Gandalf doesn't call upon the powers of an angry God and smite the shit out of evil. For one, it would be a boring story for another the Valar don't work that way. They picked up and went across the sea because they thought shit like that...

The whole dynamic of S1 was the best, Doakes was just a part of that. Even visually S1 strikes out as most impressive of the run. The scene where icetruck has deb tied up on the prow of the boat and is laughing into the night -- the masks have finally come off and you're treated to the naked...

... I want to feel the veins? says James MAN-GOLD? Bro's.

If you base your views on the Jedi as they are represented in E1-3 I suppose not only are they obviously wrong in ways that attending a critical thinking lecture at your local community college would reveal to a person, they're completely fucking retarded as well as being utter frauds. If you...

So your plan is to talk about how great the 50's were? Are you SURE you're not a Republican?

Isn't goliath in england somewhere? The caption should be "No worse than most English chicks" or "You need to bear in mind, almost everyone on that island is usually drunk" This thread reads a lot like a game of smear the queer played back in 2nd grade. It really does explore that line...

From what I remember having watched it as a kid it seems like The Master was a TimeLord that refused to accept his final regeneration... or maybe just a regeneration in general. I also seem to remember they've asked Doctor Who to basically become King of the TimeLords on multiple occassions and...

Shouldn't Cam be back by now? How long does it usually take? I think he might have really gotten his feelings hurt this time. What does one do in this situation?

Abrahamic. The older-than-old-testament War in Heaven / Angels with Swords of Flame / Prophecy 3 "you're all monkies" variety. If you're talking about a creative base for game it offers significant advantages to the other defined mythos -- mostly in that it's barely defined at beyond ambiance...

I heard that if you hold "Peaceful Downward Gazing Warrior" pose for 5 minutes, the score resets.

I fail to see what taking a suit against the school system would accomplish besides for raising the property taxes of all those people already paying for that school. I assume that the ones who had children killed will probably be moving away from that neighborhood/town at some point. But I...

How can it even be a debate? The worst T'pal will do is mind control you every so often and only fuck you about once every five years. So that's basically no worse than any normal marriage. 7 of 9 on the other hand is a fucking ginger.

Hopefully they don't use any of the EU crap, and I'll even tell you why I hope that. If they wanted to insult you with another cash grab, AGAIN, that's exactly what they would do. If E1-3 proved anything it's that people will willingly give George Lucas money multiple times over just to bitch...

While I will say that the NRA press conference was a shameful display I also have to say that shit they pulled on the Diane Sawyer show with interviewing kids about the culture of violence was shameless. When I asked earlier "So children have to die so you can be proud to be an American?" I...

Yeah. I haven't read everything that he ever wrote, but there's only 3 stories I can remember reading by Lovecraft that had anything to do with Cthulu. What you think you're going to be getting when you start reading Lovecraft is not what you wind up getting. What you get is actually much...

I knew it I knew it I knew it! We just met black santa!

This show is sooooooooo cute it makes my teeth hurt! Tbh, I watch every episode basically expecting the show to shit the bed. But it hasn't yet. If you like cutesy sitcoms and haven't seen this one yet watch it.

Goblin cock is seared into my brain. I'm pretty sure that as I lay dying i'll be playing a slideshow of goaste, bluewaffle, asco, maggotboob, and goblincock in a continuous loop in my brain. Life is Just, if not Merciful.

Low carb diets work, you just have to be methodical with them. You really can hurt yourself while losing weight. If you read Atkins book, he does make a point of this. My advice to anyone thinking about low carb diets is to read Atkins' book. They work, but you'll be best served...

It's the journey man. Every relationship comes with an expiration date, Eomer just happens to be aware of when that IS for this one. That day will be bitter, but the ones between won't. And yeah, if she's inviting her friends over to your place for dinner I'm pretty sure you have a...

My father didn't start to speak until he was about 4 years old -- and besides for being my old man he's a perfectly normal and healthy individual. I didn't start to speak until late, myself. I still have scars on my knees where I started to crawl about two weeks after they brought me home from...

And remember to send that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces. Since this is grown up and we have to be grown ups, I'm not being entirely sarcastic. It's not gonna get your dick sucked or anything but it takes all of 10 minutes and the bitches smile at smiley faces. You don't...

God, the cheesy 80's story songs about becoming a rock star will never be topped. Self contained perfection. Bitchin guitar solo!

I liked watching Deb go black, kinda got me hard namean. But yeah, that was kinda bad. The season in general just felt really loose. Maybe it was the lack of consistent arch-villian for Dexter to play vigilante hero off of or I dunno. But even if they were cheesy at times every other season...

I don't see the benefit of this right taken to extremes. Children have to die so that you can say, "I'm proud to be an American?" I don't get that. I really don't. It will probably be beyond you but that's exactly how you just characterized the argument. I do see a tangible benefit in...

"I'm harder than your husband, baby". Frank Zappa will NEVER steer you wrong.

Maybe it's fucked up but I would see banning big ass military rifles and lowering magazine size for common handguns as actual progress. Will it stop all gun violence, or even these style of massacres? Of course not. It probably won't impact these massacres at all, gun control isn't what...

I know Chris rock makes a joke out of it, but I really do think that the regulation of ammunition will be a more effective and easier tact to take for accomplishing the goal of reduced gun violence than regulation of the weapons themselves. It doesn't lend itself to raw emotional appeals and...