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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I finally downed this son of a bitch yesterday. I did try bow and arrow lady and she was rocking it during the first phase. Once the second phase kicked in, she did jack shit. Every time. I don't understand it, it's like the game kicks into Nightmare Mode for this fight, just for me. She would...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah I've thought about trying exactly that, good to know that it works. I never used her much so would just need to get her to +10. Prior to busting her out I may try Rivers of Blood and...something else. I saw a video of someone dual wielding katanas against Placidusax and they seemed to be...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This is like saying you just fucked 1992 Pamela Anderson but instead of going back for seconds you're gonna fuck 2022 Pamela Anderson.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I tried this guy and he held up a bit longer, but phase 2 just seems to annihilate all of the summons I've tried. The bird thing didn't even last a minute in phase 1, he got all up in the dragon's face and got ripped to shreds. It's strange how I'm having so much trouble with this fight. No...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    @mimictear plz see above and try dodging, thx.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Clearly sub-Chadding it with Blasphemous Blade. I tried again last night and somehow ninja-warrior'd my way through through all of the fire, lighting, tactical nukes, and fucking laser beams and chopped him down to one or two hits to go with plenty of health flasks left. He was getting ready to...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I think I'm finally at the end of the game, so I've been mopping up the handful of bosses that I left living. The only one remaining is Dragon Lord Placidufux. What am I missing with this asshole? When he goes into teleport mode, the fight turns into total bullshit. I can't get more than 1 or 2...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Not even close.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    This game is so god damn weird sometimes. I've been slowly progressing, and reached the creepy village with the candles that need to be lit the other night. I got backstabbed to death by some invisible assassin asshole and figured that was a good time to log off for the evening. I had an...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I finally made a run at the Fire Giant last night. That fight seems to involve a lot of luck. Depending on the attacks he feels like throwing your way and how often he balls up and tries to run away (while running you over), I was either getting him very low or getting annihilated quickly. Kinda...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I'm enjoying the +10 BB. It takes a bit of the edge off of trash clears as you get lots of little health pumps, the base damage + fire is respectable, and the big flame blast is tons of fun. It's just slower than what I'm used to, so taking a big whiff is more punishing than it was before. When...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Yeah, I didn't know +10 ancient stones were even a thing. Guess that's what I get for clinging to my starter weapon (basically) until now.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Ahh, I never did the bird farm thing. I tend to avoid videos that basically boast about breaking the game. I figured I'd get there the standard way, having abandoned quality time with my children and with a ravaged, bleeding anus.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Are you sure? That one didn't strike me as being readily accessible.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I decided to finally toss the twinblade I've been using since like level 12 and go all-in on the Blasphemous blade. I had no idea that some of these legendary weapons follow a different upgrade path / cap. I immediately gathered up a bunch of runes and hit the upgrade smith and was like WTF...I...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I have no desire to cheat code this game, but given my limited play time and this being my first DS-type experience, I don't mind taking advantage of whatever tools are readily available. It's certainly been better for my controller life. For example, after a few attempts at those dual gargoyle...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Well if you're going to screw yourself out of an area, that fucking sewer certainly isn't the worst one to miss.
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I ran into that motherfucker of a knight right before Renalla's elevator with like 2 health flasks left. I stepped up, took a couple swings, immediately realized I would be demolished within the next two seconds, and sprinted to the elevator. He chased me over there and snapped into his fancy...
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    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Filthy casual here who has never played any Fromsoft game until this one. Despite being level 85-ish, I really have no idea WTF I'm doing when it comes to weapon selection. I've been a 100% 2-hand melee build since nearly the beginning of the game. I've amassed mountains of swell looking...
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    I put like 12 hours into the game and haven't spun it back up since. I wouldn't mind diving back in but at this point I may just wait for the next gen graphics patch. Is that still a thing? Has a recent ETA been given?
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I mean, that doesn't necessarily have to be terrible as it was in the show. The books stopped at Bran having just met the old man in the tree. His leadup to the throne could go vastly differently than it did in the show, assuming Tubs actually writes it.
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    The Mandalorian

    It was a full-on Cara Dune still the last I saw - no idea when it was changed.
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    The Mandalorian

    I'm not defending Disney, but it's not a personal account when your profile picture is literally you dressed in your company-provided work outfit and your employer owns the picture.
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    The Mandalorian

    This isn't simply a left vs right thing. Humanity is simply too stupid to deal with social media, full stop.
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    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    I recall an interview with GRRM that was given probably around S2 of the show or perhaps just before it. He clearly stated that he gave D&D the ending of the books, including who ends up on the Iron Throne, but there was no elaborate blueprint of how the story would get there (likely because he...
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    The Mandalorian

    That was fucking tremendous. But why is it that some random dude in a basement can still make better deep fakes than a multi billion dollar company?
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    I'm maybe 5-6 hours in. I've only completed a handful of main story missions and have mostly explored and done some side stuff. I'm having a really difficult time getting into this game. It feels backwards and strangely shallow in a lot of aspects that are surprising. I love the shit out of The...
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    The Mandalorian

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    The Mandalorian

    Nobody: Bill Burr would be great in Star Wars Bill Burr: Hold my beer
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    I'm not sure if the PS5 has a quality / performance option, but if so you may want to try switching to quality to see if it looks better without sacrificing too much framerate. I need to give it a shot myself - maybe that's what I'm missing.
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    I wasn't expecting the game to look phenomenal on the Series X, as the promised next-gen graphics update is not due until next year, but boy is it rather disappointing to look at in its current state. Whoever said before that the PS5 version looks worse than some last gen games, yeah, that's...
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    Cyberpunk 2077

    Amazon now says my pre-order won't arrive until next week, so there goes the 7 minutes this weekend that I could have snuck in some time to play it. A local Wal-Mart says it's in stock now for local pickup and it's actually $10 cheaper. Any chance they'll actually pull it before release date...
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    The Mandalorian

    Season one does drag in the middle for a while, then gets good at the end. It's not bad per say, it's just sort of disposable and relies too much on having a Star Wars skin. Despite a few clunky moments, I'm enjoying the shit out of this season. It's worth the mild slog.
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    The Mandalorian

    Yeah thankfully they're done with all of that by the last three episodes.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I finally watched this today. Here's some AV nerd shit before I get to the movie...I decided to give a Dolby Cinema theater a try for the first time. It's definitely better than any other large screen format I've seen in terms of contrast and image quality, besting IMAX and RDX and whatever...
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    The Mandalorian

    That was a lightsaber? I took it to be a big vibroblade. Or was it supposed to be the Darksaber? I never watched the cartoons. Anyway, very solid show. I'm glad that the season eventually settled into being legitimately good without the automatic bonus points for being Star Wars.
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    RL Picture Thread

    Oh for fuck's sake, put down the karaoke and finish The Winds of Winter already.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I haven't seen this one yet, but every Star Wars movie that comes along is good for at least one ticket from me, no matter how large of a shit pile it's purported to be. I was obsessed with the OT as a kid, and even after giving due consideration to the parade of mediocrity and nonsense that has...
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Hey, you leave Legos out of this.
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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    In JJ's defense, Rian set him up for the ninth inning with bases loaded and the meat of the order coming up. He panicked, tried his damnedest to impress with his best 98MPH fastball, but it shot straight down the middle for a grand slam. I mean, the guy's not a good closer to begin with. No one...