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I sometimes have trouble staying in position so to speak when getting it from behind, and I have el cheapo sheets. Basically, as soon as I get shoved a little bit forward, if I try to move my arms and push myself back a bit, that next thrust while I'm not really anchored in is probably going to...

Got to watch some live action attempted duck rape this weekend. Did not manage to see any spring loaded duck dong, though.

The fucking parking lot at work. We have a permit lot for my company and said permit is not enforced at all. It's a tiny lot with really thin spots and it's constantly filled with permit less vehicles and random construction people just hanging the fuck out in their giant trucks. The trucks...

Movie is definitely good, though it doesn't wait to kick you in the feels at the beginning. I loved the sea lions and fuckin Gerald. There is an after credits scene as well. The Piper animated short is gorgeous and adorable as hell.

Finally decided to get off my ass and brought some workout clothes to work so I could hit up the gym after work. Go downstairs to the gym and my damn badge isn't working on the door to get in.

Is that a pair of titties with throbber nips just drawn on the wall there? Also wtf is with the fucked up text, or is that just chrome freaking out (and rightfully so)?

5'1" 205lbs. Managed to get down to 170 2 years ago, then gained it all back. I need to stop being a lazy fuck.

Luckily my BF found this on reddit and just happened to tell me about it (he didn't really know what TV was). I had TV installed on all the computers for my family business so they could check stuff across stores and so I could remote in to do fixes and maintenance since I live in another state...

The waif also didn't bring a face back to put on the wall.

Ah shit, you might be right. Though I don't know why they'd sail to Braavos if they're going to Mereen. Braavos is kind of in the northwest of Essos while Mereen you need to go south to get to and they'd be sailing in from the south end of Westeros. A Theon/Arya reunion would be interesting...

IIRC they're in Volantis at the same place Varys and Tyrion stopped.

Eh, I've never been hyped for this movie and with each trailer that's come out it's looked more and more cheesy, especially all the Garona bits. I'll still watch it just on principle, but my expectations have never been high. Maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.

Man, the girl who played Lady Mormont was fucking awesome. As for the BwB being pricks, the books did mention them not being so true to their old form once Lady Stoneheart took over. Could still happen, who knows? The Blackfish's parley with Jaime was really good I thought. Was also nice to...

Just got back from seeing this. Was pretty damn funny. The celebrity cameos were all good, and the music, while ridiculous of course, was awesome. The story's definitely cliche, but the humor was on point. Listened to some of the full songs afterwards and found out Things in my Jeep also...

Sam's shit was kind of disappointing to me. He let his cunt of a father get under his skin instead of just actually manning up and not giving a shit about what his dad thinks. I don't know what the fuck the plan is supposed to be with taking fucking Heartsbane. He takes it as a "gotcha" to...

All Jaqen said is "a" face will be added to the wall. Could just be the waif's instead! Problem solved.

Someone had this at the apartments when I was at school. Always made me smile. Now I live near old, boring fucks and it's nothing but default shit.

Had Bran ever left a vision on his own previously? I thought so far all the flashbacks it's been Bloodraven that has pulled him out of them. Does Bran know how to do it himself yet? He might have been stuck in there and forced to warg past-Hodor because of that.

Well Sansa is heading down to try and win and rally the northern houses behind her. The Stark name is her biggest asset in doing that so having those known Stark symbols showing up again after being torn down and evoking the memories of loyalty to the Starks is pretty important to have.

Get into work today and hop into the cafe for a bagel since I was running late and didn't make breakfast. Get my bagel and get to my desk and find an email about free bagels in the office next door. Slightly rustled.

Who the goddamn fuck throws away Chik-fil-a nuggets? Jesus christ, now I'm fucking rustled.

Who or what the fuck actually decided to mate with that thing?

Not looking forward to the U+ especially after my shit luck with this U fight. Had to save scum for a whole day because I had such terrible luck with the cursed elegies. All of my attempts except my kill, my my entire party was slowed within the first 3 rounds. Really can't do jack shit if...

Heading in to work today and as I turn onto the last street where I park, the guy in front of me slams on his brakes suddenly to try to make a right onto the next immediate street, which is a one way street and currently is filled by a car trying to turn into our street. Guy nearly makes me...

No idea on that but i can't think of a reason why they couldn't if you're able to group with them using bnet and group finder.

You have no idea how much I miss being horde.

Khane do you have a max alliance char? If so I can get you hooked up with a moose for free. My guild grabs scrubs from city chat every week to fill our raid on heroic to give them away. Shoot me a PM if you'd like.

Friday night my co-worker and I stay late to merge some code and it doesn't go so cleanly. We say fuck it and decide we'll both come back in today to finish it up. Other coworker comes in Saturday and fixes it along with some other stuff. I go in today to fix another section of code I was...

I've always enjoyed the food at the one nearby, but I do hear that the chain itself is pretty hit or miss depending on which one you go to. I could also just have shit taste.

Davos didn't know Melisandre burned Shireen, he just knows that she's dead.

TransUnion had a bad address on my credit report, so I put in a dispute. They don't have the address I live at on file yet (I moved 2 months ago) so they need proof of my current address now before they'll take care of the rest of my dispute. They'll only accept paper statements from...

Also, I really need a timeline or a flow chart or some shit for whatever the fuck happened to Trystane. Isn't he in KL? How did the sand snakes get there, then? Doesn't he have guards? I mean, I guess Dornish guards could have let them in after seeing what Doran's guards did (jack shit). But...

Jesus Christ, what they did to Areo Hotah in this show is a goddamn crime. Rest of the episode was good. Was about to be super pissed if Sansa and Theon got captured again, but I guess good things can happen on occasion. The whole Dorne storyline is such a mess, though. What a waste.

I'll admit I'm kind of curious about what it would feel like. The BF knows that if he can somehow get a fist in there to just go for it. As for the piv stuff, that was something we talked about when we first got together and I made sure to let him know that orgasms aren't required for me to...

An increasing number of them used to be men, so maybe they do know! Then those same people bitch about how men have it so much better. Why the fuck did they switch then? And why are there so many more m->f than vice versa if being a woman is so fucking shitty. Fucking weird people.

Missionary, I'd guess. Also, get the wand, Noodle. We'll use it during p-in-v sex a lot, since I can't cum from just vaginal alone, and being able to while he's still going makes things that much better. It's fun to use with the sleeve attachment for BJs, since I can still play around with...

Awesome news to hear. Hopefully she can start really getting the help she needs, as well.

Hamburger Helper made a mixtape. It's...actually fun to listen to. https://m.soundcloud.com/hamburgerhe...atch-the-stove

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"Examples of Shaming: Shaming" Welp, that was insightful and educational!