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2 years. They said it.

I think I'm going to start monitoring my up/down speed and pay comcast a percentage of my total bill based on the percentage of the advertised speed I am getting. I'll explain to them that I can't promise to pay that full amount on my bill every month due to a number of factors but might pay up...

My uncle met Bill Cosby last year. He looked at him and said "the belt will wail tonight" and Cosby started laughing and invited him to his table and they talked for 10 minutes. He did not rape my uncle.

It makes the guy who shot that rosebud scene look like a faggot. I already know its a 10/10, the only question is if after I watch it will it be 20/10.

Haha did Ole miss reaally lose 30-0 to fucking arkansas? The SEC really isn't any different than any other conference.

Gilg with hope? This frightens and confuses me.

That's weird because that post makes it seem you like you don't understand it at all.

Do you understand how comedy and satire work?

I sign a binding consent contract every time I masturbate and fax a copy to my lawyer. It's the only way to be safe.

Saw this trailer at the theater last night. I think when Vin literally said the words "One last ride..." it confirmed for me that this would be the greatest movie of all time. I can't wait.

Saw this trailer at the theater last night. I think when Vin literally said the words "One last ride..." it confirmed for me that this would be the greatest movie of all time. I can't wait.

Tanoomba is just mad because he's been fart raped so many times. He probably has PTFD by now.

I enjoyed the fuck out of this movie.

We wear condoms when we bang our sisters. This isn't Alabama.

You think you're better than me sudeko?

What a shit fan you are. I'm still fucking psyched we went to the final four in 2010. We didn't even go to the tournament last year but I still watch every game.

Because that would suck? People watch college ball to root for their school. Who the fuck wants to watch the D-league even the talent goes there? It's not interesting to most people.

Glad I did the smart play and decided to pick up the chiefs defense this week. Probably my least successful season of Defense juggling ever.

Do you think the 2008 Detroit Lions are getting together tonight to drink champagne and smoke cigars?

When looking at the stats did you happen to notice kstate's rushing yard? Their ONE yard total?

Jesus the reffing in this game a fucking tragedy.

Holy shit. Fuck the big 12. Un-fucking-believable.

Fuck big 12 refs. Sick of this shit.

Infallible characters are fucking boring. What you say makes Superman "work" is exactly why people who don't like him, don't like him. If every story involves some faggot holding up a green rock and Superman being weak for a few pages before he punches the guy's skull in or some other threat...

Just realized that comcast has been charging me about $15 extra a month because when I originally signed up I got a TV+internet bundle and then later cancelled the TV and apparently when you do that it doesn't just lower your bill to the same price of buying internet only in the first place...

Worst dad ever.

I think I'm ok with that but I've only had it like once if ever.

I don't understand the mint and chocolate combo. I fucking hate it. Tastes like eating toothpaste to me. Can't understand why you'd ruin a perfectly good piece of chocolate by jamming some nasty mint in it.

It took espn like 8 weeks to stop predicting 14+ points for Keenan Allen every week. Fucking guy, every time I have to start him I'm mad.

Not only does he kill him(and 2 others) he executes them after having already robbed them of all their powers. That's the panel I posted. I think we've derailed this enough though.

He also killed Doomsday. Now that I think about it though, The movie would have been better if Superman just let Zod kill those people and then Zod ends up getting away because he refuses to kill him. Thus being a commentary on how stupid and selfish Superman is.

Soy, you have poked the beast and called down the retarded thunder. You've set my work back weeks you fool!

A guy in my league has held on to Gordon all year since he drafted him. This is your fault Grimm!

The program is working as intended.

Jesus Christ 5 keepers? That sounds fucking awful. Takes all the fun out of the draft.

If Martavis Bryant doesn't score 14.5 points tonight I'm blaming you Grim. All my fantasy failings are your fault.

It's not like this was the first time superman ever killed anyone. Shit it's not even the first time he's killed Zod.

Superman killing Zod was the best part of that movie. Batman not killing seems cool with the way it's done. Superman is just a faggot with underwear on top of his pants. He's boring as fuck.