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I seriously regret dropping the browns D last night. This is somehow your fault Grim.

Life long browns fan checking in. Welcome to the golden age boys!

Are the browns going to have a winning season? Someone hold me. I'm scared.

Excellent analysis. I may have to appoint you as my retard squire. How good are you at wrangling restless retards?

Richie Incognito did nothing wrong. Just fun guy who was betrayed by a man he thought was his friend but turned out to be a faggot.

So column, did your father abandon you or did he just touch your penis?

Yeah, "football" game. Hooray I guess.

Rehabbing retards is a thankless job but somebody has to do it.

If the warden will grant your pardon the least I can do is deputize you. Continue.

That seems most unusual....

Column, you appear desperate for attention. Was your father not around during your childhood? Let's get the root of your issues.

This is excellent progress. After reading this and studying Column's case, it seems clear to me that your case is one of a good man driven to near insanity when faced with the tidal wave of retardation that is a Column post. I shall send my recommendation of a commuted sentence to the board...

I will speak with the patient. If he refuses to post here though I'm afraid I must advise the full sentence be carried out.

What about breakfast pizza for dinner?

Thank you good Amod. Let the healing begin.

I am now providing counseling for our local retard population. If you would like to have your sentence commuted or feel you need an extended stay, this is the place to request such. If you want to talk about your retarded feelings, I am here to help. This is a safe place.

Would you say that the thread is at Michael Jordan levels of comedy?

That's more like Wayne Gretzky or Hank Aaron levels.

Yeah but that can't be Michael Jordan levels because that was before Jordan. So technically gronk is still the only MJ of tight ends.

Do I get new email address? I use Thunderbird so it seems pointless to get this.

Why doesn't Brad just open an EQEmu server? Seems like it would be a lot more successful and more fun. Well maybe not more fun. This is pretty fun.

Don't interrupt him. He's posting on Jordan levels right now.

If Gronk is on Jordan levels for the last 2 games than Ben Burger is basically god himself in a football uniform.

I didn't read much of it but what's so wrong about the comments in the thread? I'm assuming that the things people are being offended by are posted when they OP is presumed fake. Everything posted of 4chan is presumed fake because 98% of it is. I don't know why you'd expect serious or sensitive...

Anyone remember soulman? Great movie.

He looks like a solid tackle would snap his spine. Also black people can't be astronauts you silly goose.

Is that will smith's kid?

I can actually still win if the colts defense scores a -5 tonight. Come on Eli!

I'm pretty salty that all the awesome moments from that weekend just piss me off now. I took a cool video of a thousand t-shirts beings thrown in the air in the stadium after the fumble return touchdown but I never want to watch again now because the end of that game pisses me off so much.

HIGHLIGHT MY POST FGT

My team is 7-2 this year. The 2 weeks I lost are the two weeks I followed your advice. How's that for probability! That just happened. Bitch. Yes I started Bryant. Thanks.

When's the last time this happened for you? 15 years ago?

Oh what's that? A Torrey Smith 50 yard TD in the first quarter? THANKS AGAIN GRIM

Browns fans still have hopes and dreams?

The worst QB performance I've ever seen

There goes my fantasy season.

Phil Rivers you useless faggot. 90% of the reason I have you is for trade bait and Rodgers bye week and you're blowing it!

I only half agree. Being in the B12 is way fucking better than the big east was. Pitt was the only interesting game. Playing every other team in that conference was boring as fuck. UCONN followed by Rutgers followed by Syracuse followed by South Florida is a schedule shitty enough to make me not...

FUCK! Fuck you Holgorsen. I liked you because I thought you weren't a pussy but that 4th quarter was the most cowardly coaching performance I can remember. Truly pathetic.

Not even mad. Fucking hate Louisville.