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  1. Zapatta

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    How the fuck is 6/10 a positive? 60% if failure for every test in the western world. Now movies are getting Participation Awards for scores?
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I'd be happy if they just went back to stealing from Kurosawa and left it as space samurai.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    AFAIK I know to you are the epitome of Star Wars = Pizza. i.e. even bad pizza is still good. Which is great for you, but sucks for us.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I think the shoes are too big to fill, the previous movies box writters in too much. Lucas couldnt even deliver a decent follow up. I could watch 3 - 4 SW movies with no force or jedis, just a random nobody bounty hunter chase random nobody targets across a SW universe full of cool ships and...
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    aka Sony Spiderman Syndrome? Maybe they should use only the universe and drop are the old heroes all plot threads and lore. Do a 'Guardians of the Galaxy' thing and step out of the traps of expectations.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    All of the men in 'Ghostbusters' are idiots, and it's one of the best things the movie does
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Disney Expecting Solo: A Star Wars Story To Bomb?
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    PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds

    INB4 game implodes under the hell of Chinese hacking. PUBG creator on the rise of China and the future of Battlegrounds - P…
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    'Last Jedi' Grosses Are Collapsing With The Worst Daily Holds Of All 9 Star Wars Movies
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Hmmm, he may ask for a mulligan on his last wish.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Well they are killing off all the white males so everything can be replaced by women of color. Have fun selling those action figures Disney.
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    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Sounds like this one was worse than the last one, which was pure garbage IMO. On paper its an impossible franchise to fuck up. Trying to inject current culture into this stuff is beyond retarded when they original was literally based in the oldest archetypes in all of human story telling. Maybe...
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    Hearthstone

    My nephew was a pretty salty that he drew so well from packs not on his account. I told him he's fucked, he used up all his luck on me
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    Hearthstone

    Never played any of these strategy cards games before, my nephew is balls deep into Hearthstone, the other day he keeps bugging me and bugging to try it. He makes an me account drops $4.99 for 10 decks opens them and gets 5 legendarys, builds me some decks and I go onto crush 10/10 in casual...
  15. Zapatta

    The E-cig Thread

    thats with the windows cracked hehehehhehe
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    The E-cig Thread

    wheres all them new squonkers that are supposed to be coming? I need a 2 batt with a chip that isnt a POS!
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    The E-cig Thread

    Welp I found out today that vaping can kill you. I have been blowing clouds so thick in my truck I can't see the road for 2-3 seconds till they break up. It can be a bit scary.
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    Must See Concerts Before You (or they) Die

    I saw there final every will never ever play as Jane's again after tonight show 20+ years ago, fuck those lying sacks of shit. P.S. I bootlegged that show, I knew people who ran the sound and lights and upped it to kazaa, napster etc. It's probably still floating around in cyberspace.
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    Manila Philippines

    Only place worse is mainland China. Pretty sure chinese drivers ed teach them the car wont move unless you honk the horn at the same time.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    S.C.A.M. = Star Citizen And More.
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    We need to get someone to hack their mailing & customer lists. If you sold it to multi-level marketing and mumbai-your-computer-is-infected-sweat shops for 15% of all money bilked and you would be Kim Dot Com rich in a couple weeks.
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    Christmas hat request thread 2017 edition (SFW)

    Antlers if you are up for it. And a red nose
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    Porn for Votes

    Next one needs to be a Donkey show. A mule named Trex plowing a dude named Tyen.
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    Psych

    Is whatsherface in it and still hot? I think they were married in RL.
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    Porn for Votes

    How many Xboxs got shipped to Tri-State Tori to don a mask and star in this?
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    The E-cig Thread

    Welp the Drag Box was a bust. The chip went all retarded 3 days ago, I put a warranty claim in and have a RMA to send back. But all in all the box was over rated, zero - lag firing isnt a feature that is needed or impressive beyond the first couple days.
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    Deadpool 2 (2018)

    The Olympics dig at the end was priceless
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    Altered Carbon

    I really liked S1. S2 was just OK. I would have been in for an S3. But that wouldnt have happened anyway after Weinstein Co imploded.
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    Altered Carbon

    They need to have more hot shit in the pipe to justify the announced bump in their rates. Marco Polo was super expensive and season 2 was lack luster. The Hundred Eyes origin story one-shot was better than S2.
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    Altered Carbon

    I hope this gets Morgan to go back to writing Sci Fi instead of Fantasy. He is much better at the former than the latter.
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    My wife caught me

    Not exactly a surprise, everyone knows @Adebisi is a big fan of Wizard Sleeves.
  32. Zapatta

    Altered Carbon

    When goddammit when!
  33. Zapatta

    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    I dont think I have read a single email Space Ponzi has sent me this year. Did they do a Black Friday Ship sale?
  34. Zapatta

    Best Tabletops for X-mas Gifts?

    My 13 yr old nephew lives to game but only PS, Xbox, Nintendo and PC. I want to get him a couple table tops for Xmas so maybe he will play with his family and get away from being a shut-in clinging to a monitor. The genre has really boomed the last couple years, so I dont know whats 'hot'. I...
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    RIP Malcolm Young

    Fuck! first album I ever bought with my own money was Back in Black. I took one of those old school single speaker tape recorders to school in the 6th grade and used to play it during recess and lunch, hottest girl in my grade came and sat down with me saying 'I love that record!, play You...
  36. Zapatta

    The Walking Dead

    At least once an episode of TWD, I think 'this reminds me way too much of LOST' it's usually the forced over done nonsensical conflicts and the unrealistic way people interact. Or the shitty action cinematography. Or the over the top set dressing gimmicks. The Trope of 'This week is X's...
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    Black Friday 2017

    US Retailers werent doing it for real this year, I blame the Trump Economy Boom. Last year tons of 'doorbusters' were still on the selves up until xmas eve. This year they only put out a handfull and they were swiped by employees before the doors opened. My brother was 3rd in the door at Home...
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    The Official Guitar Thread

    Yup not just for Amps, but for everything, Home Depot, Amazon, Etc. Big Box gives no fucks this year. Only cool BF stuff has been Mom&Pops. Down side of Trump's Economy maybe. Thanks for keeping an eye out.
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    Black Friday 2017

    Dodge Durangos are garbage. Pro mechanics always say dont buy a mini-van. Chevy hasnt made a decent product since 2000.
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    The Walking Dead

    I stopped watching this after season 2, but been binging it for the past 3 weeks on Netflix and I am in mid S7 now, this show has jumped more sharks than Evel Knievel has jumped buses.