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  1. Zapatta

    'Member Berries Thread

    I remember 'member Willy Wonka Dino-Sour Eggs?
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    Tokyo, Japan

    In my 30s I did a couple months work in Tokyo, I was offered a job while I was there. I kick myself everyday for not taking it. I would probably be a massive meth eating alcoholic had I stayed. People play hard in that town. Rolling out of a club at 5AM and showing up at work by 7 was not...
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    Tokyo, Japan

    I miss Tokyo, especially the girls, they are fun as shit, I so need to go back.
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    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    Ha what? If you are so outraged, go do something about it, you know the guy, probably still mooch of him . Your 'rally round the flag' thingy you are trying is as fake as fake can be. I can see it really being against your interests to have all that data back here, gonna be fun to see people...
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    Poll SHOW OF HANDS. Vote only if you have a true opinion.

    LOL Trex was 'part of FoH' for like 5 minutes and is now the champion of the cause?? Hunny you are a classic 'Try-2-Hard', or as the 80s kids would call a 'Poser.' If you wanna make friends here and be a respected poster, dial it down. Better yet, walk to his pad knock on his door and tell...
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    Craig McGregor just replied on Rerolled. THIS IS GREAT

    CraigMcMMO bought the eye-rape-tard-fest that is MMORPG.com turnkey from someone else, he is pretty horrible at web acquisitions., surprised if he ever makes a dime off of anything he bought.
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    The Beer Thread

    Still doing the Cider tour, a friend handed me this, it was pretty good, little on the rich side flavor wise, its very apple pie. I was in a store, saw it, was about to grab one .... $9 a bottle?!?! Too fucking Hipster for my blood.
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    Teach them this, tell them there will be a quiz later.
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    The next question is how many of you carry a pocket knife? If you don't WTF? Were you raised by a single mom?
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    This, the mantra "wallet, keys, phone" should be a staple of anyone who likes to get a buzz on.
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    who loses their keys? how much pot do you smoke?
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    Jason Bourne can kill a man with any of a hundred things in room, he doesn't have to go look for his gun.
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    Home Improvement

    You can buy a big pan and a wide knife 14+ in. thin down your mud till it barely holds on the blade and skim out whole walls corner to corner to float over someone elses shit mud job. Hot Mud is excellent for that. Trick is to load the entire wall evenly and quickly, and then pull it all tight...
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    A real man always has a claw hammer within arms reach. Or if you are a Fem-boy dirty Hippy you can buy Reef Flip-Flops.
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    Show Me Your Keychain

    Jesus Christ what adult fucking carries a bottle opener? That shit is for Frat boys. Start with a lighter, once you master that you can open a bottle with anything handy, back of a spoon, side of a pocket knife, claw on a hammer, edge of a counter or the tab on your seat belt. Fucking sad you...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Request @Amod change NoomBrat's avatar to one more appropriate , a masturbating 8-bit Monkey. If it can throw a poo every 3rd stroke even better.
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    Hero's Song by John Smedley - ARPG/MMO Lite

    And sell it to Craig McMMO for a fast $20K when the pop starts to dwindle.
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    Mario Speedwagon: Our New Sean

    Meh, Mario has shown some semblance of a sense of humor and testosterone at a detectable level. So he has Sean beat in those depts. Is Mario sucking off the govt tit and afraid to go outdoors?
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    The Beer Thread

    I was addicted to that a few summers back because Costco had it cheap and often. This summer was all about trying every Cider I can find. Most are pure sugar and t oo rich to drink enough to get a buzz, but I conquered the problem. I drink Sake with a Stella Cidre back. Pretty damn...
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    portland oregon

    LOL @ the hipster faggots having two Hawaiian 6-man canoes tied to the dock in the foreground. Someone tell those shitlords they are appropriating a native culture.
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    38 studios Auction Nov 14th and 15th.

    I can see that working, Ann Coulter is basically a bloody sock.
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    How can you demand war reparations for an unjust offensive war?

    Request thread title be changed 'You can't not find your Yellow Cake and eat it too.'
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    Hawaii

    Roy's has been in business forever, it's nice food, nice view. There is also Morimoto Waikiki. If you are an hardcore sushi connoisseur with deep pockets, Mitch's. (shit location, and BYOB). If you are a hardcore foodie with a thick wallet, Vintage Cave, was the pinnacle on Oahu. First 3 yrs...
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    Star Citizen Online - The search for more money

    LOL at pointing to SWG as any kind of example of anything. It was completely unfinished, unbalanced and under managed. A 'game' you could /macro or /bot EVERY FUCKING ACTION.? That you could buy / build powerful enough 'pots' and buffs to solo all the max level content? It is a stupid example...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Poll It's funny when you steal someone else's joke

    I am gonna cry foul that the Vinegar Taster factions are not represented on this board at all.
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    Is Sterling an autistic potato or no job unemployed freeloader or ISAAPONJUF for short.

    They brainwash you from kindergarten to crave the gold star of 'excellence' on any work you submit . Sterling is just giving you the zionist approval you all secretly desire from your masters.
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    Etoille is on hoarders

    I bet she doesn't stuff them in a closet. Starting to think Trex is one of Frtizl's daughter-daughters. It would explain the socialization issues.
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    Reigniting Patriotism- A practical guide to helping others.

    There are large groups who think 'the boat' should stay some wooden piece of shit from 400 A.D. they need to be exterminated. They are taking up resources and running down the clock. Preventing us from following Tim Leary's S.M.I2.L.E. ( Space Migration, Increased Intelligence, Life...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I don't read NoomBrat posts, I tried before and they all came across like this: So I stopped trying to understand his fucked up culture's retarded confusing sense of ... whatever the fuck he isn't able to communicate.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    X-men: Apocalypse 4/10 - Sony Marvel Movie = bleh, glad Olivia Munn had no lines. She's great to look at but cannot act.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Adjust your monitor, sounds like the brown is turned way the fuck up.
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    Reigniting Patriotism- A practical guide to helping others.

    Buy a small boat and join a Yacht Club? They are the poor man's country club with less of a dress code and more heavy drinking.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Looks like it could be the next Candy Crush, whats the minimum version of Android to run this thing??