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  1. Zapatta

    Home Improvement

    I often go with Oldtimers over young bucks knowing they are gonna be way slower. Kids give no fucks, they are there to get in, get out and get a check. Greybeards have seen a lot of shitty work that went wrong a year or two down the line and don't want the bad rep and the call back. Also...
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I takes a lot of work to fleece as many people out of as much money as Star Citizen has, Brad has never been famous for his level of effort.
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    a_skeleton_03 Memorial Thread

    What an Ironic parallel, we find out Ned was a lying faggot and not the hero he told everyone he was.
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    The Shit Talk Forum Plebs Thread

    Fuck em, he's dead you're alive. I believe in karma within your own lifetime, see it happen always. He will make some "bizniz deal' with someone he thinks he is pulling a fast one on and realize too late they are corn holing him. Happens all day every day to greasy fucks the world over.
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    a_skeleton_03 Memorial Thread

    Because the last group of faggots constantly gargled your balls. Your sack will be dry cold and lonely from now on.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    Brad must be crying himself to sleep for not making a flashier kickstarter, He must see Star Citizen Online and think "If ONLY!!!"
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    The short of it is he intentionally tries to be unpopular and a hypocrite, because it trolls easy marks. It's cheat-code trolling. And that makes it pure faggotry. When you can't play a game on normal mode, you are tourist, a faggot and wasting everyone's energy.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Tanoomba's name is long and awkward to type. I find my self backspacing often. I think the easiest solution for all would be to use a small agile acronym for him. Cuckold User Named Tanoomba would truncate down nicely. Thoughts?
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    FOH Mercandise - photoshop requests!

    Buffalo Scrotum Dice Bag. Bet we could move many pairs. Lumie Brand Tin Foil Fedoras. Tanoomba's Cuckold Starter Kit
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    Hawaii

    Yup pretty much anything I am pointing you to is ' local working people' food. Morimoto has a restaurant on Oahu, and I have eaten there, I have also eaten at Mitch's but, I'd tell you save your money and just go eat at Nico's instead. I aint a food snob, I like bang for my buck. Sauce for...
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Brah, more is less, if you TL-DR, every damn time people give less fucks. Brevity brosephine. Economy of words is the sign of a pro.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    I would have went with B for Bedwetter.
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    Hawaii

    A few Oahu Classics: Meg's Drive In = Beef Curry Plate Zippy's = Surf Pac and Napples. Chun Wah Kam = Manapua, Gau Gee & Pork Hash Leonard's Bakery = Malasadas, eat em while still warm. Liliha Bakery = Coco Puffs. Ted's Bakery = Chocolate Haupia Pie (can find in some grocery stores, but sells out)
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    You guys are getting Tanoomba so hard, he might finally be able to enter his wife.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Can we make Sterling a Mod and change Jew button to Infraction? I think that will solve all the problems.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    We got a kid at work who doesn't use deodorant and reeks of B.O. When brought to his attention, he said "I don't smell THAT bad, I don't need to use any". You don't get to decide for yourself if you fucking stink, the people around you do.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    This forum should be Mogadishu, and the staff Warlords occasionally crushing the pleb who tries to run off the a UN food Aid truck.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    This thread is now Hunger Games and Tanoomba is Pres. Snow.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    CERN could have saved all those billions, you all are gonna go through all the minutiae till you find the Higg-Bosons.
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Tanoombas favorite thing : Split hairs. ITT: All the staff splitting hairs for him. Why are you all dancing to his tune?
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    The Tanoubliette: Pussy Hurt and Delusions or TTPHAD for short.

    Good shitposting = rude jokes at the expense of another user. Bad shitposting = Taking a preposterous position with no intention of ever defending it. Followed up with
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    I'd rather her give $2000 to TR than another dime to her Mom.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Mist spool up your Netflix and watch Watch Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru Online | Netflix I think there is a running theme on it that you fucking need to watch.
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    Mist Mostly Mightily Blames Other People or MMMBOP for short.

    Get life insurance, set the payout to your Mom, tell Angry Wigger you are the you chief tattler, a dyke, and voting for Hillary. When he does get fired and comes back to mow everyone down with his AR. You'll go out first and fast and your Mom will get the payout from the policy and a bonus...
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    The Shit Talk Forum Plebs Thread

    Fucking Mandatory Minimums trying to keep the Proud Black Man down!
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    The Shit Talk Forum Plebs Thread

    NADHZI MERDS always moving all the nice shit.
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    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    I have 25 Percocet left over from getting wisdom teeth pulled, how many yrs sub will that get me?
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    dogs are chill

    I love G Sheps but its sad as fuck to watch their hips go bad way too early in their life. They always do.
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    dogs are chill

    The Breed in my Avatar is the only way to go, ACDs are like having a mute 6 yr old child. Mine just now came to tell me the other dog need to go out to pee. She also lawyers around the rules constantly. I say to myself self 2-3X a day "Fuck that dog is Smart!"
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    Over 1:1 KD ratio

    With his Yoda like proficiency he can probably shoop with an Abacus .
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    Over 1:1 KD ratio

    They nerfed it badly, no clue why, it had decent basic tools. Good enuff to do quick and dirty shoops on the fly.
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    should a_skeleton_03 be allowed to use his admin abilities for trolling?

    The illusion of self-rule will never stop the faggotry.
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    Over 1:1 KD ratio

    I gotta go look for a warez copy of PS I guess, Gimp and Paint both blow. I had legit PS, way back in the day but Win7 nerfed it. Pixlr used to be ok, but they revamped it and fucked it up
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    Over 1:1 KD ratio

    Speaking of Which @Mario Speedwagon , what exe you using to do shoops? and will it do GIFS?
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    Over 1:1 KD ratio

    Pfft. Shoop more for easy scores
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    Smartphones

    That's what I took it to mean, they keep switching device makers which bothers me more. That and they don't move enough product to have decent 3rd party accessories .
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    Making a Murderer (Netflix) - New info

    Anyone who found this riveting should watch all 3 of the HBO docs Paradise Lost 1-3,. Rural Small town justice is super fucked.