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  1. Hoss

    Dating

    That's a pro-tip for finding a clean mirror to take a selfie with.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm hella confused. Never heard of paizo before. So I looked it up and I guess they made pathfinder. But I thought pathfinder was a version of DnD. So how similar is pathfinder to DnD and which version is it closest to? If you are familiar with one are you most of the way to understanding...
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    The D&D thread

    Of course we all have to pretend. Do you even know where you're posting right now?
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Maybe. I'd never actually played DnD until last year. But so much of DnD is everywhere that I still saw a lot of it without realizing the source. So if you're into fantasy at all or RPGs it'll all seem familiar to you.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    i watched Smokey and the Bandit 2 a couple days ago. I remembered that it wasn't as good but I had just had a good experience rewatching #1 and I wanted to be reminded of how far it dropped off. It was worse than I remember. I mean, with all the added talent it had a lot of potential. But...
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    Star Wars: Visions

    I didn't even know about this. I'll give it a try but don't expect me to jerk off to it.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    I gotta tell ya, I always thought she was ugly. Far and away the worst part of the show and the most unbelievable part too that bandit would pick her over all the trim throwing itself at him. But the other day I realized she did look pretty good. I think I just had a hate-on for her because...
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    The 100 prisoners riddle

    It's been a while since I watched the video, but I think that was the point. They mentioned the sadistic warden making it a loop of 100 and it blew my mind that you could defeat that by adding 1 to all the numbers.
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    I can't give a demographics report for our viewing. I don't like other people so I don't pay attention to them. I only noticed the crowd because of how much I hate people.
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Oh and I'll add, in the little theater we've been using for the past few years, We've never seen a crowd this big. Small sample size, I know, but it was a wednesday night and there were 2x as many people as we've seen for any other movie.
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    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    Just watched smoky and the bandit again. 10/10 I was surprised at how well it held up. I bet it's been at least 20 years since I saw it last. I never realized that Bandit was a truck driver normally or that sally fields was running away from marrying Junior. Finally, after all these years, I...
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Anyway, saw the movie last night. It was terrific. It might be the best new movie I've seen this year. TO be fair, I haven't seen a lot of movies this year though. I'd have to actually do some research to remind myself what I've seen.
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Yeah I think it was my favorite too. Still remember the guy with the "prepare for success" attitude. He kept the fences repaired just in case someone came along with a flock of sheep needing a home.
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    The D&D thread

    I still roll my HP die. Everyone else looks at me funny, especially when I roll a damned 2 and could have taken a 5 without rolling. It just doesn't seem right not rolling it.
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    What tickles your pickle

    Yeah I always heard that as niggling. I knew Wakandanrdly too. It's funny to look at the original definition and realize that the word it evolved into is typically applied to people who are known for stealing things and being bad tippers. Most etymologists are afraid to touch that word, but...
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    The D&D thread

    I had a DM in an early game who made sure not to kill me and I was a little disappointed. He asked me how many HPS I had left and attacked the person next to me because I was low enough that I might have been taken out. I didn't argue but it seemed dumb to me, I know I'd keep attacking the one...
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    Dungeons & Dragons (2022)

    Those were probably the first novels I ever read. Definitely the first series and definitely the first of whatever you call this genre. But I didn't recognize that was what you were talking about until I saw the name Lloyd Alexander because I didn't remember prydain (I always called them the...
  18. Hoss

    Futurama

    Is this more AI art?
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    What tickles your pickle

    when I go offshore, I can usually find a place to sit or stand on the rail and look at the ocean and not see anything else. No other rigs, no boats, and obviously no land. Gives me the illusion of being out there all alone. It's even better at night.
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    The D&D thread

    I thought he said this was his first campaign to DM, but he's done other adventures and has been playing for a while. All I know for sure is he said we'd be able to control when we turn and when we die as the wolf we'd revert back to human form with whateve HPs we had when we turned. He also...
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    The D&D thread

    It's my first campaign so I wouldn't know either way. I've played like 4 AL one shots, 2 non AL one shots, and now we're 3 sessions into it with this group.
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    UNO rules question

    Bro, there's not much ambiguity. Take a few breaths and reread it. It says in plain english that the player has until the next player has taken his turn. If you want ambiguity you can argue over whether that means the next player has to play a card or if drawing one is good enough.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm already calling it a gift.
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    The D&D thread

    I'm in a 5e campaign and I just got turned into a werewolf. I'm trying to decide if I want to lean into this or get cured in the next town. Anyone got any insight on playing a werewolf? It looks like the wolf has worse AC than me, but about 50ish hps whereas I as a lvl 3 bard only have about...
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    The Mandalorian

    Have you seen how fat favreau is? No way.
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    The Mandalorian

    Is that guy an actual actor or a member of the RL 501st? I think most of them are 501st cosplayers and if he is too, maybe he just couldn't deliver the line.
  27. Hoss

    Dating

    I actually use soap for showering. It really increases the effectiveness. So that means the soap is there for the shower sex. I'm not sure if any gets deep in her vag because she's got natural lubrication in there.
  28. Hoss

    Dating

    The soap we use is pretty slippery. Maybe you have really hard water.
  29. Hoss

    What tickles your pickle

    that is a good story. I probably would have told the father not to worry about the money just have the kid do the work.
  30. Hoss

    Cheated out of my youth

    We know retards have retard strength. Maybe retard dick is a thing too.
  31. Hoss

    RL Picture Thread

    Because he hangs upside down and cries about how much his life sucks.
  32. Hoss

    Dating

    Maybe if we had a tankless water heater. But there's no way the hot water would last long enough. I hate coconuts. The smell makes me gag. I suspect I'm allergic to them but since I can't get past the smell I don't eat it very often.
  33. Hoss

    Dating

    I think they're guessing when it comes to Testosterone. Doctor said I had low T and I had no symptoms at all. So I went on a couple of treatments just to see. Gels didn't work, weekly shots did, but I felt no different at all. All they did was get my numbers up. My wife was worried it would...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I used to know all those special searches. I can't remember what it's called but I think it's related to Grep. A buddy of mine taught it to me. He used to use those modifiers to search for porn. He'd find tons of pics that people had on the web, unsecured, but not actually posted anywhere...
  35. Hoss

    Dating

    There's nothing wrong with a sample full of strippers.
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    Dating

    Except in this case you're the green haired moldy locks chanting ACAB. I'm not even sure what you're suggesting. That I know no women? That I only know 1 token woman?
  37. Hoss

    Dating

    Definitely give it a few dates. I've had girls grow on me because of their personality.
  38. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    God, I hate reddit. Can I seek out a woman with aids and fuck her instead? I mean, if I'm going to get aids, I might as well enjoy it. I have to give UPS some credit though. When I redirect with Fedex it always takes days. They say it will take 1-2 days and they'll send me a text when...
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    Dating

    I don't know wha'ts funnier. That you think women know what they want, or that they would tell you. I was also going to tell you to stop using tinder if you don't want hookups, but that's already been said. I used ehamony and had good luck. I think paying for the service weeds out the people...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Explain to her that Uncle Sam needs people who speak russian to fight the russians.