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Was working with a cute girl last week. She looked to be in her 20's so not too hard to still look good. But she had the ugliest laugh and it amused the everloving fuck out of me. When she laughed, her head would go back (not tilt back, just move back) which made her chin disappear. Then her...

Why don't they allow prison inmates internet access? It would pacify the fuck out of them. They'd all be braindead zombies just like any millennial walking around with their heads in their phones. Plus it would give you another avenue of punishment to take away their internet access. Only...

If this wasn't the grown up section I would mention that you could always start rumors about him.

Try pretending you're white next time. Works surprisingly well.

Was it Austin? In most parts of Texas, 50% of the male bystanders would be armed.

I just finished season 1 a week ago, 2 at the most and I didn't know season 2 was out either. that is really bad advertising when you don't even tell people who are watching the show about season 2.

How much does it know about us? Can it write a poem about tanoomba in the style of boozecube? If it just responds with :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag: I will be terrified.

How would the cheatriots know what the seachickens were doing? What, exactly, are, you, suggesting?

I missed some news. Payton is coaching again?

Challenge accepted.

Great analogy. Because I don't give a fuck about charities just like you don't give a fuck about her. I do, however, give 100% to my marriage. I'm sad for her that she fell for a sociopath.

If you do that she will think in the back of her mind that she can wear him down. The talk will do no good. If he did then he wouldn't only care about how a relationship would benefit him. He'd see making her happy as a benefit in itself. That may not be enough to overcome the negatives...

Move the goalposts much? You got BTFO by an AI twice.

i keep hoping he'll take a page from Brady's book and start signing team friendly contracts.

I was wondering about that. I didn't hear they had recinded that rule. I assumed they were just letting them get away with it because they weren't being obvious like the refrigerator picking the guy up and toting him across the line. (Is that what happened? It's how I remember it but it...

We have a murder pact in place. When the time comes to end this, one of us will kill the other. Divorce is not an option. BTW a bangmaid is not the future. We were doing that shit 40 years ago.

the egg thing might be a better example. Because this one looks totally like a thing a human would do. It got the answer right in the end. The opening statement was just backwards.

In the context of a Turing test that means nothing. Plenty of humans fuck that up too.

Start dating and bringing home other girls. If you cared about her (which I think we have established that you don't) you'd tell her to start looking for her own place.

That's surreal. So the AI makes mistakes? Or is it a prostitute who tells you what you want to hear?

I'm pretty ignorant of prenups, but isn't there a clause in them for violating them? I always figured they were enforced similar to NDAs. You don't do the thing you're not supposed to do because there a 1000 lb hammer waiting to come down on you. So even if the family court judge ignores it...

and it fails by always knowing the correct date? Sounds like ELIZA was more fun. That ho was always trying to get in my pants.

How are they going to get rid of it? Are they going to require all defensive linemen to get their fucking pads lower than the offenses?