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Since when? I've had at least 2 fedex packages diverted to a pickup location in the past year. No extra charge and while I don't remember how I did it, I know it wasn't a pain in the ass. I also don't think I have account with them. They text me updates and I'm pretty sure I clicked a link...

Goddamn Fucking UPS. I ordered some liquor so a signature is required. Fine, that's not their fault. But they come to deliver and claim I'm not home when I am. I'll give them a pass because I was in the shop. It's possible they knocked, but they didn't look very hard is all I'm saying...

Did they trailer their bikes into town or ride them in?

That doesn't sound like a 1000 year journey. Pretty sure that could be done by this weekend if I really wanted it. Maybe a little longer if I wanted them to both happen together every time.

The dog don't smoke?

Yeah another thing pulled from legends. Han and Lando dealt with them first. Apparently there are things that live in hyperspace. And like was mentioned, foreshadowing of ezra and thrawn since they were taken away by one of them. Last I heard he refused to wear blue makeup. My wife asked...

I was told scorch was in The Outpost and I don't see him. Did anyone else see where he showed up?

Watched the first ep. I got a drunk history vibe too, but I'm going to keep watching. I do wish they'd do it in longer pieces like I remember the original being. It's silly comedy though and that's what the original was. I'd say it's more like The Kentucky Fried Movie than the original...

I expect it to be garbage. But I'm going to watch it anyway to see what temperature the garbage is.

Can we all take a moment to laugh that the name of the judge who let the ugly teacher off (though this is Australia so maybe she's a victoria 10) is named smallwood.

That's reasonable. That's why we have 2 different words for it. Pedos are technically only fucking pre-pubescent kids. The other category is something like ephebophile. I'm not looking it up to see if I spelled that right.

Oh fuck yeah if they will serve you, do it. I signed up with tachus and requested service half a dozen times now. I would use them in a heartbeat to get away from my cable company. I have no other reasonably fast options. Satellite internet always sucked but it looks tempting sometimes. I...

Reading the article, sounds like the judge is saying 16 is the age of consent and he's not sure the law applies unless there is a child involved. I love how this is kicking off again now that the zoom classroom bullshit is over.

Make it a pic of him on the wheaties box though.

The bigger your compressor, the better it works. I looked into one for my reloading room because normal vacuums cause a lot of static electricity buildup and I knew i was going to spill some powder. I don't remember what's recommended, but if all you have is a pancake compressor, it won't...

Fuck yeah, teacher of the year. How do you think she got those votes? Fat asian though, so going to jail for life.

just found out patron has discontinued my favorite adult beverage. I don't know why, but it's only been around for a few years and most people have never heard if it, so i'm guessing poor sales because of no advertising. Roca Patron. Before it came out my goto was Patron Silver. i'm not...

I continue to be pissed off that these nudes are not publicly available. How the fuck are they keeping them secret?

Yeah what brozak said. It's a cheap trick they pull so the number your bidding is smaller and you don't realize what you're actually paying. Most of the time when an auction house uses it, they use it on all lots with more than one item. Often times even if the items are no where near equal...

Just bought some ammo at an online auction. 3 boxes and I didn't realize they were doing that bullshit 3X the money thing until after the bid was finalized. Nobody else fell for the fuckery so the overpriced ammo is now mine.

I was going to picard him till i read that line.

I think we need pics of the neighbor and her dog as proof. Not fucking the dog necessarily, but she must walk him.

The question says hottest transwoman. That's subjective as hell. If he needs his twig and berries to be hot to you, then there's your answer. Speaking of subjective, I don't believe gender can be changed, so a trans woman is imaginary. To fuck the granny, I'm going to need to know she's...

FTFY. You were close. If a dog attacks a person and does damage (so this doesn't apply to poodles), it'll get called a pit bull. That lab was clearly a pit bull mix.

If not for the typo at the end, I would have guessed this was generated by AI.

Probably too many people voting for both. I voted only for bacon because with bacon as an option, there is no second choice.

All part of the interview process. Do they want a candidate who can't find the right link?

they also have motion detectors. The one my wife just bought has both of those options.

I think it needs to be an alliteration to take hold. Dollars to dildos? Dollars to d-rings? I guess it doesn't have to be US money. Pesos to pickles? Euros to urine?

I thought that said erections at first.

If you wanna fuck it in the butt, the state of it's front-hole makes no difference.

You might want to check the weight rating on your chairs bro.

Yeah I'm going to keep using it till someone comes up with a replacement. Dollars to bullets? Dollars to Primers? How about dollars to Ramen? How much does that shit cost now?

OK so then any dog over 40 lbs doesn't belong in society? Nor does any cat. Purse dogs only in Tuco's suburbia.

Those tools wouldn't have worked against a miniature poodle if the poodle didn't want to be controlled. Pretty much any animal kept as a pet will be too fast.

If he'd showed up to the second day of fireman axe swinging class, they would have covered how the pointy edge is the one you want to use in that situation.

4. Didn't you see the man squirting them with the water hose? I'm guessing that was the owner since they wound up inside the fence with him. He looks like he's going to get raped in prison a lot. Also, it was 2 pitbulls. If the second one wasn't there they could have pinned down the first...

Well, we don't really need help at defensive tackle ..... so yeah, no doubt. Go ahead and slap a star on his prison uniform.

How much training do you think a fireman gets in axe swinigng? Like, is it a full semester long course? Do they train daily for years to attain the rank of master axe swinger? I bet it's a lot more like "Here's an axe, we use it to do this. Grab an axe and go do the thing. Congrats...