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Am I the only one who comes to this thread for ideas on how to troll people?

I like how they think karen is just going to go away and not be a threat. Every manager ever also hoped the same thing.

I am disappointed in the internet at the lack of hurricane karen memes. I can't remember the last time the internet let me down like this.

Where'd you hear that?

So each divorce gets cheaper, eh? You'd be a fool not to keep going with all the money you're saving!

Oh no. Baked with butter, cheese, sour creme, bacon bits, salt, and pepper are the highest form of potatoe. The difference is that if I'm missing some of those ingredients I won't throw the potatoe at your face. If you're missing some (which you are apparently) I wont call it a meth potatoe...

She's not cute. Check back in 2 years though. Maybe by then she'll be cute and #metooing roman polanski and blow the lid off of how she got this gig. I see she's been doing this since she was at least 14. That's right in his wheelhouse. Where is he hiding out these days?

He was getting no feedback from the crowd. We give him his energy bro.

What about dick cheese straight from the source? You can't be sure till you've tried both. It's funny you bring up that last one, because putting ketchup on anything is exactly like smothering a steak in A1, which is just extra fancy ketchup. Have you considered that maybe you don't...

Do you really like the taste of ketchup, or do you like the taste of fast food worker dick cheese? How would you know the difference?

Do the edmonton oilers next!

Out of curiosity, have you actually looked? Around here, acreage tends to be less expensive than cookie cutter houses. Unless by acreage you mean 40+. I live on 7.5 acres in an old neighborhood with a voluntary HOA and my house cost less than my mom's .25 acre in a development with a strong...

I hate ketchup, so fuck you for that one. I don't want that nasty fucking packet that snot nosed dick scratchers have been handling for months touching my food. The straw thing .... I guess that's in a drive through because inside you get your own straws and lids. That's probably because...

I just watched the greta girl's video because of all the memes. It's so over-acted that I don't think she even believes it. It looks like a demo tape for a soap opera.

It's available somewhere. I know because I've been looking for super troopers 2 for a while now. The problem is that it's not 'free' on any of those services. I don't know which one it was available for rent on because we have all 3.

For a minute I thought you were talking about a Mongolian draw when you said thumb release. I tried that draw and it was painful. Does the thumb release rotate your hand? I like a leather finger tab.

Why wasn't the conference call with the offensive linemen to tell them to stop holding? Or the owners to tell them to loosen up the rules?

I wonder how hard it is to make a magic eye shirt. I want to make one where the 3D image is my dick.

Wasn't it "doing something stupid" that hurt your arm in the first place? I find the 'doing something stupid' injuries tend to reoccur quite often. Good luck.

After I wrote that I started thinking about how just because you have a disease, it doesn't always mean you're an innocent victim. But we were talking about how the kids will blame you some day so you might as well get ready for it.

The predominant belief is that drug abuse is a disease too. So you're really still leaving her for a disease.

I scrolled up and saw my last post and it triggered me. YOU'RE. YOU'RE. YOU ARE problem is ... Fuck this no editing allowed section. Also, I call suspected fags "breeders". Sometimes people ask me about it and I tell them it's like when we used to call each other fags all the time, but...

Combo meals are a constant source of minor rustling for me. I just want water with lunch. Anytime I go somewhere that has a combo, I have to take the extra time to wait for them to ask if I want a combo and say no. They often interrupt my order to do it. I'm used to it, but sometimes, like...

You're problem is that you read the shit written by washington post. You should have just skipped to the image and enjoyed it.

I'm assuming heavy drug use. Disclaimer: Not a doctor.

Well then, I guess we never crown them. Congratulationsyouplayedyourself.gif

Paper bag? Where do you live man? We ask for paper bags a lot and the kids have to scramble around looking for them.

It'll be surprising if he doesn't suck based on what he's done so far in pre season and week 1 mop up duty.

What does he mean eli finally benched? Wasn't he benched in 2017 and pitched a fit?

I hope the falcons don't freeze to death without all that saints hatred to keep them warm.

A backup coached by bill bellicheck. checkmate. Or should I say ... bellicheckmate?

I said that to a chick once. I had been drinking a little. She was not happy, but she sat down and dared me to try. I have never been so scared of anything in my life before or since. But at that point I had no choice. ?Por Que No Los dos?

I don't know why this rustles me, but when people send you a message "Just a friendly reminder blah blah blah". Especially when it's something you either already did (take the fucking time to check), or have told them that you're not going to do. One time the payroll girl sent one of those...

lol wtf is going on with the nails of her hand in the shadow picture? Looks like the thumb is longer than the finger nail? Also, finger nails shouldn't have that much gap even on his hand. I don't think that's supposed to be a heart. I think she's showing that she's a tranny (that's a well...

I've heard the undead have shit tons of problems with touch screens. You should see a doctor. You might be dead. Also, i'm assuming you're talking about phones and tablets which have capacitive touch screens. If you're not and you have a choice, try a resistive touch screen. Resistive...

I can't figure out what shenanigans he's pulling. I guess this is a mom n pop restaurant? Since it was a company check that he wrote you should probably watch out for a 1099 at the end of the year. In that way he puts all the tax burden for that portion of your pay onto you. The something...

Looks like the answer was no.

Ap is a good rb and I hate that the redskins have him. But I lold when the announcers said their coach basically vowed not to use him as a north south back where he's best.

I was just thinking of Doug Williams. Absolutely the goat. Wasn't he riding the pine in Oakland the following year? Lol Why was that? I can't remember the reason.

As I said, one of my problems with it is that it mattered that he had connected. So I'm not too far off from what you say gav. Punish the attempt to hurt someone outside the rules whether it works or not. We only disagree on the severity of punishment. Btw, that shit hardly ever happens now...