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What are the other 2 still over 1 mill? Arrow and flash?

The super tranny had a boob job, isn't that good enough? Haven't watched any of this season yet, I'm assuming she's still in it and didn't become a statistic during the break.

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We had 2 fights in our section tonight. Funniest one was the second one when the cops were escorting them out the girl had her phone in the cops face and was steady mouthing off. I wish I coulda heard what she was saying. I bet it was some sovereign citizen level shit. Eagles are complete trash.

Cowboys nation checking in from jerry world. Fuck the Eagles.

If you're talking about juvaris dying over the BK dude's name, I assume juvarisx had eaten 3 or 4 tegridy burgers by then.

Maybe. But if you look at the video he was talking about in the mist quotes, she was younger. I did some internet stalking for reasons that confuse even me and I see that the other video was posted in 2013 (the college friends video was 2014). Her FB doesn't give her birth date but it says...

I would file a complaint with the EEOC if they shut down the private bathrooms at my job. Since we're talking bathroom stories ... at my first real job, the safety guy once got a biohazzard bag from the medical supply rep. So he put it on the desk of this weird guy .. we'll call him booger...

Going through my companies annual drug abuse training. They might as well just make us watch reefer madness. Some of the scare tactics are downright funny. Also, yall are some miserable fucks. Why am I the only one been getting his pickle tickled recently?

'The teacher started texting him to come to her house on the campus and that's how it started but it got to the stage where he had had enough. 'But the teacher wouldn't let him go and he went to his parents for help and they went to the headmaster and now it is all coming out.' I'm imagining...

you gunna put one of them blue pumpkins up to let everyone know you have allergy friendly treats?

Here ya go. It was a little tricky for me too, but I don't mess around on twitter.

@Brando what did you do to get confined here? I see no active warnings on your profile.

You can't add pictures when you're shawed though? Or is he just too dumb?

Pretty sure the officials themselves are the reason they're not full time already. What you say would be the players union directly opposing the officials. I'm not saying I'm against it, you just seem to be confused on why we are where we are.

That's an archaic name for the river of piss.

I didn't know this. It helps me make up my mind that I'm going to jackoff while watching the show. So far I've just sort of been fondling my balls wondering if I could get there. I need to send her a message letting her know.

You don't know what I'm into. You can't judge me. Also, it's playboy. The articles will be good. I hope I don't realize halfway through that my dad had these and I'd already read them.

Wife went on a business trip. She brought me back some porn. I think she's a keeper. In this case it was some playboys from the 70's that she found in a second hand shop. But still ...

One thing pissing me off today is that sports center keeps showing the td they took away from the Cowboys and just says it was because whatshisname ran a pick. Motherfucker you know good and we'll that was a shitty call you could take another second and clarify it shouldn't have been called.

That's it. I'm going to Dallas next week to fix the Cowboys. Yelling through my TV just ain't cutting it.

Is it not enough for you that she fucked the entire Denver Broncos team?

I'm 2 episodes in and I like it so far. I'm assuming they're not going to keep milking the whole unlicensed pi thing for long. "Oh you scamp, we'll let ya go THIS time but don't do it again" Pretty good job of writing a butch woman role without it being a girl power rally. Dex could be like a...

Are any of your siblings married? They should be the first to take her in. I bet it was good for you to have her move in to get over your divorce, but she can bounce around with the kids can't she? That might have been her plan from the beginning. If she's got grandkids she might prefer living...

Yeah and when he's out there's hardly any dropoff. Then those backups get signed by other teams and suck. I think Jimmy G is the first one who didn't. It's the bellicheat system. No other team has it. You guys better hope they retire together, because if brady goes first and bill...

I was coming here to ask if anyone understood the $300k dollar thing, because that dump truck of money from china looked like a lot more than 300k. I saw your post as i was scrolling to the bottom. I guess that was it.

Best SYSTEM QB ever is the correct answer. It's a very important word.

Maintenance dept at work changes the AC filters on a schedule. I forget what the interval is, but every time they do, the old filters are clean. In fact, the only way you can tell the difference between the old ones and the new ones is that the old ones are crushed up. Why are they crushed...

Are you capable of ignoring them? Ignore them till you're done, then pull some imaginary headphones out of your ear and ask "Were you talking to me"? I did that once. The look on his face was priceless. I said they were called invisibuds and I got them at bed bath and beyond. If it's a...

I'm kinda scared of the giants defense. I haven't been watching it, but all those turnovers and they still held the pats to 35 pts? Also, new eli desn't have eli's pouty face. Bring back old eli.

But it's OK because it's a pit bull?

Vanessa you must have pretty good trannydar. Which thread should we use if we wanna post pics of a phillipino girl we wanna bang and get a professional opinion on whether she's packin heat? This one, or the one in grown up sections? I assume the pics will all be SFW.

Trying to give cartman a shot might be the best visual sequence gag they've ever done. If anything can beat it, it would be cripple fight.

Is that @Foler 's pic? Cause that's only 1 boob with 3 watches. He's doing it wrong.

This is incorrect. DRLs were first allowed in the US in 1995, that's 25 years. They didn't become standard till well after that. I would guess around 2005 it could be said most new cars had them, but even then it wasn't widespread enough that funeral processions had to use flashers so the...

My wife likes to call everyone and every thing a cunt. I said something to her the first time she did it in public and she was like "Fuck you cunt, that's my word, I can say it all I want"

Is it any good? The more I see trailers and previews, the dumber it looks. In fact, I thought the first couple trailers were jokes. The material interests me, but if they're gunna fag it up I'll pass.

Having to use blinkers for funeral processions now. As if it's not bad enough I'm there grieving, but now I gotta listen to Clickclick clickclick clickclick for 30 minutes. This is all because of Daytime Running Lights. They do nothing to improve safety and force funeral processions to find...

I thought the browns didn't suck this year. What happened?

Yeah but there's sexual tension too. Tension so thick I could cut it with my dick.