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What is up with that giant safety pin? @splorge

And I believe this is vontaze after a fumble recovery. I see nothing wrong with this. He was playing in a state with constitutional carry and these fellows were clearly trump supporters trying to pour bleach on him.

I just found the reverse angle on the greg robinson kick. I take it back. Ban him from football and arrest him.

Doesn't vontaze get suspended once in a while? Not sure what you misread about my post but you need to give it another once over. Penalizing players for dirty hits is plenty. Ejections should only come if they keep doing it or do something especially bad. Like stomp on someone on the ground...

I thought I kind of understood the first sentence, but how the fuck is +5 an over-under on penalty yards? Like you're literally saying the browns will have one 5 yard penalty in the entire game? Put me down for 1 million dollars on the over please. For that? Getting kicked in space in the...

That sounds more humane than ghosting the chick.

"Taylor was a gymnast at Central Michigan, where Brown attended college. According to the lawsuit, they met in a Bible study group at the school and became friends " lulz "She is seeking in excess of $75,000 " Unless ESPN missed some zeroes, she's the least ambitious gold digger in the...

You will know and you won't have absolution unless you do it. Also, obviously God will know but now the analogy is going off the rails.

If he really doesn't have the watches; he can always get the 3 pictures, admit he's a poser and throw himself on the mercy of the amod court.

If you do it right, yes.

The $20 whores will be the ones you wanna just get a pic from and not let them touch your dick. Also, you don't want them to touch the watch, so he'll have to just kind of hold it next to them.

I mean, unless they give him a massive discount for pics only, I assume they're still getting fucked. At least a BJ. Not sure why you would think otherwise.

no, that's the clean version. In the racist version, the sizes are Faulty Armor, DREAMER, white, and American Inventor.

I was about to say that wouldn't work because no nipples, but LLR's post below doesn't mention nipples. Even so, I think it's reasonable to insist on nips to prove they are titties. The bigger question is, are they going to insist on gash to prove it's not a tranny?

I didn't see the 1991, but what is the significance of that year?

Don't let it end like that. What did you expect? When you go to a confessional and tell the priest about how you been molesting little girls, he doesn't just forgive you and say "sin no more". He makes you pray the rosary 300 times as penance. These 3 pictures are your 300 rosaries. Trust...

It's your pennance. Once you pay up you will feel much better. Without this, it would have still weighed on your soul. Truly Amod is wise and gracious.

I'm breaking in a new pair of boots. I realize this morning that they're only uncomfortable when I'm sitting. When I get up and walk around, I guess my foot shifts and takes the pressure off the top where it's tight. I tell my wife and she says. I guess ... Those boots were made for walking.

My favorite part of the giants / Cowboys game: At the end when the giants backup came in. The announcers went out of their way to tell us how eli wasn't going to throw a bitch fit this time, and how he likes Daniel Jones and how he wants to hand the ball over to him. Also, how good it must...

Is Kyler Murray a legit midget? I'm sure he looks shorter than he is next to those NFL monsters, but when he ran or threw he looked like he had almost midget like proportions.

She kind of scares me. If it's true the student's life may be in danger. Must be the AOC eyes. But at the same time, reading the story it looks like she never had sex with a student, she's just being fucked over because he was pursuing her and then started bragging to friends that he fucked...

I remember seeing that sort of ugliness with one side of my family. Someone would die and literally right after the funeral people would go to their house to pick it over like vultures. That was the proper mourning period, right after the burial. Showing up in their suits and sunday dresses...

WTF, this sounds as bad when they paid the browns to take their QB. Maybe worse because clowney is actually good. It's like the texans are looking to get into a herchel walker / ricky williams type lopsided trade and don't care if they're on the short end of the stick.

If I wasn't so lazy, I'd change 'white girls' to 'foler'.