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Take all my vacation and claim some sort of family leave emergency. Because in 4 months when I'm penniless I'm going to want my job back.

So you're going to dump and count them from now on before you leave the store? How long will you be on them? The smirks woulda pissed me off too. Because if an employee had pocketed them you'd be shit outta luck. What would your next step have been? Call the cops since someone stole narcotics...

The Joey galloway trade looked better than this one.

Good to see the Kansas city gravies lay the smack down in prime time. Also, don't look now but apparently that penalty on the fg against the Cowboys was bullshit. It shoulda been offsides on the skins. Fucking cowboys and Indians man.

Fuck man. If not for 2 big time penalties in the 4th quarter, the boys woulda won that in grand fashion. The holding call was legit too. I can't even botch about the refs here. I didn't see the false snap, or whatever the fuck it was called, so no comment on that. Fucking cowboys and...

Can someone explain why the cowboys are on CBS this week? I'm not complaining because maybe we'll get romo to call the game. But I thought fox had the NFC, and these are 2 NFC teams. Rams and 49ers are also both NFC and being shown on CBS.

Are you sure it's all goodell's fault? This seems like the sort of thing the union and the CBA would have some rules on.

You seem to be confused about what I'm into.

I saw that when I was looking for the costs. Doesn't really say much other than the author thinks flu vaccines are good. mmkay. I didn't read the comments the first time. Top few don't really back up your claim. If the guy who says they get $50 per dose is correct, then my $10-$16 must be...

OK since you seem to have the numbers at your fingertips, how much does it cost to make 1 dose of flu vaccine? I googled it and all I could find was the they sell for between $10 and $16 a dose.

When people with a financial interest in you getting the shot can only massage the number to be 33% ... that's pretty damning.

I always use an independent to fix the cars my daughter wrecks. The one I keep coming back to is the guy who's willing to get parts from a junk yard because he's like half the price of the dealer shop. But I do still get quotes from the expensive guys to scare her with.

Spoiled because it's a big image. I didn't even realize how dirty my instrument panel was. I should probably clean it once every half a million miles. 2001 dodge ram 1500 5.9L engine. It had 24 miles on it when I picked it up. Don't mind the check engine light. It'll go away when it...

Damn, I missed another discussion about brady being the best system QB of all time.

Bro, youre looking at it wrong. It's your job to fuck the crazy outta those girls. There's very little about a chick that a good dicking can't fix.

I think so. Why don't you chop your dick off and see if you feel better? What could go wrong?

If I was a cop, I'd let the maori go if they could do a convincing wardance.

LOL is there a picture of this guy? He sounds like he's literally a waterhead.

Yes it does. But there's nothing wrong with shopping around with some of the big names.

Ain't nobody above an ass whoopin.

Since before you retired.

Conor broke the law and dealt with the legal system. I don't think it's correct to say he wasn't punished. The Russians should probably be arrested too. What's he talking about with Conor hitting first? Did we see that video?

I think you're retarded if you're going to blacklist someone for political beliefs. That's what the left does. Isolation and echo chambers is not a healthy way to live. Besides, if you're not a liberal, it's a very deep rabbit hole, and it's way too much trouble. My personal blacklist has...

My wife got an alarm clock that mimics the sun rising and plays nature sounds. It's a great way to wake up tbh. Wish I could remember what it's called. I never hit snooze because I've seen old alarm clocks that get set in their ways somehow where they go off again in 10 minutes even if you...

I'd be dating women half my age whenever possible.

The better poll question is, what's a better name for kids. Crotch spawn, crotch fruit, or fuck trophies?

Yeah no shit. That's essential low level paranoia right there. Like basic self preservation. Maybe the answer is to make sure you steal people's shit when they do that so they learn their lesson.

If you find yourself in that situation again, just make sure she fucks you before you start buying her designer purses and sunglasses.

I must be his bad luck charm then cause when I watch him he always seems to be throwing shitty passes which end up in a lot of picks. Everytime I see him I think of you fuckers calling him elite and laugh. Lets hope that holds up when they play the Cowboys.

I didn't even realize who the skins had playing qb. I heard his name smith and thought "wait, is that THE Alex Smith?" Then he started throwing interceptions and I knew it was him.

Don't try to turn me into a khabib fan. Sport needs to be set back 20 years. Isn't that about when they went away from the tournament style and added weight classes?

What the fuck are you people talking about? I've been on septic pretty much my entire adult life and I get so sick of people saying you can't flush this or that. I once had a landlord who told me right after I signed the lease that I couldn't flush tp cause it would clog the septic. He was from...

Gotta do that crouched walk to keep the cheeks from coming together and making a mess. Either that or just take a shower.

Nope, I was going for a male name close to your girl name. Much like you did with heath and heather. The reaction was supposed to tell us something, right? Also, that girl in the video was too dumb to be scared. I thought she had some sense until he said boobs and she started laughing.

How do you react when someone calls you vincent? We need a baseline.

I'm curious to know exactly what you think is wrong with it. Let's go ahead and pretend I told her it was to buy guns instead of saying none of your business. Do you have something to hide? Do you think the gubmint doesn't know I own guns? I have a ltc and I buy from the cmp every few years...

Not at all times. Normally I keep about $500 on me and it's rarely over $1k. If it gets below a couple hundred I'll get more cash. If I get below $100 I feel broke and I hate feeling broke. My cash is from expense checks. I've been traveling a lot lately and I just cash my expense checks and use...

I have so much money in my wallet that the wallet is falling apart. I like this wallet too, but it is leather so I knew it was only a matter of time. It's got about $3500 right now and its been stuffed with money for over a month. When it got up to a thousand I converted it to 50s and 100s. Now...

I guess different ice creams for different stages? You still have your almonds (nuts) and upgraded your marshmallows (tits) so that one works. the only way it gets more perfect is if you turn into a transAmerican Inventor.

Is there a more tranny sounding ice cream treat?