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I don't know about that indomorex because I haven't seen the latest movie. But someone should take a pic of a screeching dinosaur and write *autistic screeching intensifies* on it. Or maybe this one I found is better.

LOL I watched jurassic world (the first one with star lord in it) for the first time about a week ago and said something similar to my wife. Apparently dinosaurs spent half their waking lives just screeching. Kinda like SJWs.

The tits are already aftermarket, so other than expense, there's no problem replacing those. She probably wouldn't care about the balls. Hell, she might get a discount on the takeadickfrome surgery when the time comes.

You're chatting with people IRL and the conversation casually turns to bathroom habits. Not only are you old but you hang out with old people. For real a guy was showing me pictures from a vacation he just took and was like "Yeah if you ever go you want this boat because they have bathroom...

If we get to watch them die again at the end of the hour, Bill hicks might be a good choice.

So when the crew visits an alternate universe where they all have goatees, that's a reboot? When time travel resets everything to prevent the enterprise form being blowed up, that's a reboot? While both are cheesy plot devices, they are not reboots because the character development that has...

Before I decide, I need to know if we will be able to fuck this person. Like, will it be guaranteed we can do whatever we want. I can't rely on my game to seal the deal within an hour.

But if I had to ... you know gas chamber to my head, and all that ... would the scrolls of the elder zion be the best place to look for pricing guidance?

Hey I was thinking about this jewish friend I had when I was young. He stole some of my toys and you need to send me some replacements. They were transformers. Bumblebee, soundwave, and the jaguar cassette for soundwave. Thx, PM me if you don't already have my address on file.

How is it going to be a reboot if old picard is in it passing the baton to a new generation? That's not what a reboot is.

OK so has anyone of relevance in the last 50 years claimed it was written by jews? How about anyone in this thread? Just seems like you're getting pretty hung up on it originally being anti jew when no one is saying 'read this book to see what the jews are doing'. You said yourself no one...

No cause I'm going to ask about testicular cancer next

All for nothing? They had 20ish year run. It's not always going to be happily ever. In fact, it's never going to be happily ever after if they're making a sequel.

breast cancer is what I thought he meant. But that would be a dumb question.

Just make sure your dragon has a big enough yard. I bet you're the kind of piece of shit who would have a dragon in an apartment and you'd have to walk it. In that case, you deserve to clean up those garbage bags full of dragon dung.

That better not be canadian bacon or your ass is getting deported.

If they're only taking up one side of the escalator, how fat could they be?

Why do you keep calling the protocols a forgery? Was atlas shrugged a forgery? I never read them but I'm curious how they managed to convince you they were a forgery instead of just a story.

Kind of an old post but since you were just braggin anyway, it's not exactly time sensitive. When did they start offering the lifetime power train warranty? I have an 01 with 500k miles. If they offered it I know I would have bought it. Would be awesome to find out I still have some sort of...

More like PHRASING!

Can you explain why a cop wouldn't want to mirandize everyone they arrest? I mean, is it hard? Does it take a year off your life? Do you have to do special miranda paperwork? Just seems like an EZ thing to do to keep from potentially tainting your arrest.

I do this on weekdays, and I'm chronically late to work. I'd be so fucked if I punched a time clock.

Better be ace and gary. They're marvel, right? Also, it's a total cop out to make the chicks bi. You're not warring properly for social justice when you give all the chauvinist pigs what they always wanted.

The second movie was literally set within a minute of the first. At the end of the first you saw the start of the moleman attack.

I can't even remember how the last season ended.

So basically, unless you are incapacitated, they will mirandize you? Cause if you're conscious the cops might talk to you and any talking once you're in custody is interrogation.

What amazes me about those women is that when they're nor doing shows, they're just regular prostitutes. Guys rent them out for sloppy seconds from a donkey.

Well since it was bumped anyway. Anyone having trouble hooking up online oughta try using this personal ad as a template.

Physical pain isn't the only way to torture. Emotional pain comes through just fine in dreams.

I used to buy my niece and nephew loud toys. Every time I did i'd tell my sister "remember that time you did X to me?"

You should shaw this one and let me start the replacement so suenig won't be able to see it. I'm not looking anything up, but I can't get past that hodj is in here claiming he snorts something called I-knows-it-all

the fuck? Thursday? What planet are you on right now?

I get where you're coming from. Cop definitely looks like he went overboard, but it's a grey area, not a slam dunk life ruining level of overboard. It was dark. Dude was fidgeting around. He had a binder in his lap now which could have been hiding something. He was closing his window making...

This isn't a shower thought, but a bored at work thought. Sometimes I get in my own head and can't remember how I walk. Usually it's after I watch some videos of those boston dynamics robots. I'm like, well shit, how do I do it .... and as long as I'm paying attention, nothing I do feels...

Reading about "article 4 free inhabitants" I learned something. Even the people debunking what they say agree that the articles of confederation are still technically in force. I thought they were repealed or nullified when the constitution was ratified. They were just superseded by it. So...

He's progressed from last-word-itis to first-word-itis.

I need some videos where the sovereign citizen shit actually worked. I assume in the video above she had 4 pounds of drugs hidden somewhere. In her bag, in her ass .... somewhere.

I thought there was an option to email you anytime you got an alert. It's a common feature on other websites (usually defaults to on), but I just looked and I don't see it here. I should have looked before talking.

The best place to get ideas is to wait for colleges to put out their lists of banned costumes.

Projection has become the norm in today's society.