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I think the dude on the other side wearing dark blue is ensign kim. He looks a little young, but .... Asians.

Who is the dude wearing purple in that pic? He's the only one I can't remember. Is it a reboot? It's not normally a reboot when it's the same cast but older.

Sure those were nice. Until the victoria's secret catalogs started showing up. I'd steal those straight from the mailbox if I happened to be checking the mail that day. Never gave much thought to why we were even getting them until one day I heard my dad mention how shitty victoria's secret...

It's like you don't know what an attention whore is. Yes she needs help, she's an (admitted) attention whore. You'd be helping her by letting her phone buzz when she gets attention. It's not rocket science people. @Vanessa as a work around if the text stuff doesn't work, why not give the...

You need to spin that message as "Do what I say or I will fucking eat you and make another child who listens to me" Black woman, right? The old man is the only thing that confused me in the short. Looked way too old to be the daddy. I guess it could have been grand-dad.

You forgot about the bank heist and the car chase. In short, this movie has it all.

I mean, it makes pretty good sense. It would explain why it's so fickle about who it's attracted to and why some people have an easy time mastering it. The jedi were always pretending to obey the will of the force (which really meant to subtly influence the force to want what they wanted)...

The acronym for the thread title is CUMM. Now do you understand?

I'm pretty sure vegans would taste better based on the fact that most of the tastiest animals are herbivores. Based on my limited experience eating the pussy of girls of different races, yes the meat would probably taste different. I think diet would probably make the biggest difference, but...

LOL "Let the record show that you just battered me. And you're usin .. AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAGHHHH AH AH I'm not doing anything wrong. You know what, you guys are really overstepping your bounds right now. " He was able to speak too soon after riding the lightning. I think he's building up an...

@tyen I heard you were in jail. I assume @tyen_is_my_faggot_bitch was running the camera for you. Post the footage.

OK well that's from the abyss. So I'm not sure what you're asking.

Summa you muthafuckas sho do like to shower when you high.

Today it's simple shit. Someone brought breakfast tacos this morning and I wasn't feeling the traditional egg n whatever. But they had some that were just bean and cheese. I was like, WTF bean and cheese only? So I grabbed one and fuck it was good. I forgot how good a bean burrito was...

You don't know what you're talking about. I loved solo. I went to see it multiple times.

From an intelligent design perspective ... The bum hair is punishment. The more you sin the hairier your asscrack gets.

I missed this post before. Can't remember who you're talking about. That's what I figure. Just from a logistics standpoint you wouldn't be able to pick everyone out. But it wasn't completely left to chance. In addition to saving himself and tony, he probably purposely killed people like...

Dammit. Boba and OB1 were 2 of the stories I was most looking forward to seeing in a movie. Maybe I should take solace that this means they won't fuck up either of those characters.

You can't get one overnighted from amazon?

I hope there's incoming outrage from the resident's whose taxes pay for that rec center that there's $100k art laying around unprotected. Have they really built every last swimming pool and handball court possible?

This season's pam was almost as good as cocaine pam. She was a badass without the addiction. But I think most people hated cocaine pam so we're in the minority on that one.

Yeah you got me on the stool samples. Back when my malaria was flaring up every few months, I had 2 occasions where the doctor wanted one and I couldn't do it. It's not simple like a urine sample where you can just put the cup in the sink and arc it in.

The only thing wrong with this idea is that there's no way to film the entire thing for our enjoyment.

Man on the street interviews. If it's for your personal lulz, use a cardboard tube as a microphone. You can also shove a mic from rock band into the tube so if anyone calls you on it you can make them look foolish. Make outrageous signs pretending to be on their side. For maximum FOH...

This story delivered. You had me at "Somehow I ended up paying for the moving truck"

She gun be in prison for 100 years before she finally gives up the ghost.

I don't get your rustle. I assume you want the number smaller, but how small? Anything less than top 3 just wouldn't be right.

Most toilets are made in 3rd world countries where the workers shit in holes. I know at least one american made toilet is made in new jersey, soooo same answer for them.

Does all of this fall under the category of NLP, or just the stuff ossoi posted?

I guess you're saying they just had the medical history there and didn't need to ask me about it? I'll concede that because I wouldn't know if that's happening. I was about to get nose surgery at one time, then I lost my job. The new job was in a different state and the new doctor didn't...

Some people are too lazy to look at the first page and see the dick.

This is false. I've never been asked. Because if they did ask about it, the only thing they'd care about is if you're wearing your CPAP. I didn't think I'd be able to get to sleep with mine either. So when I got it, I sat on the couch with it and watched TV until I got used to it. I slept...

It wasn't left to chance. If it was, then Dr Strange wouldn't have been able to make the deal that saved stark, and there would have been a 50/50 chance that thanos killed himself.

The fuck? Listen, you stop commenting on the short, you clearly weren't watching. I think it sucked too, but at least I know that was the mom making the dumplings and dumpling was her kid. Throughout most of it I was hoping we were watching the lady descend into madness. That musta been...

Nope. I thought you might be an EMT, but wasn't sure on that either. Either way, my advice stands. Didn't he claim he didn't know it was a tranny till she whipped her dick out, and he went ahead and sucked it anyway.

I don't know how to answer. The only really cringy thing was that Dr krieger was a fucking bird instead of being in a lab creating killer mutant birds. It seemed like a short season though. They still had the same interaction and storytelling they've always had, it was just all in a different...