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  1. Caliane

    Deathstalker (2025)

    sure. it is that classic issue of context. stripe tease. bad. women in lingerie in their bedroom or changing room. bad. women in bathingsuits which cover the exact same amount at the beach? no problem. no one blinks an eye at the cover of jaws. no one batted an eye at snake tits. so...
  2. Caliane

    Deathstalker (2025)

    what we need is a live action Oglaf. https://www.oglaf.com/brine/ like, you say monsters and swordplay. first off, none of the originals had good chorography. so thats clearly not the draw for them ever. Second, if you don't have sexy monster tits. what the fuck are you even doing here?
  3. Caliane

    Deathstalker (2025)

    thats got to be bullshit. no way they made a Deathstalker with no nudity. anyway, trailers, etc look like shit. This is like Toxic avenger, where I can say, this looks awful, and seems to miss the mark. but the original was also total shit really. So it is admittedly hard to explain why its...
  4. Caliane

    Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

    watching a youtube summery probably won't help. The story is very personal, metaphorical, and done through allegory, and subtext. you do need to play it, as so many little things add up. Casual remarks people make, have much deeper meanings in hindsight. ton of stuff is not expressly said...
  5. Caliane

    Heroes of Might and Magic: Olden Era

    HoMM 3 and for some people s, are one of those games people just will not accept anything else. there's a ton of HoMM after and 2 and 3. there's a ton of clones, and successors. people just won't touch them, and always go back to HoMM 2 or 3. Songs of conquest, sirens of the silence, etc...
  6. Caliane

    Andor

    is it expressly stated as one shot somewhere? theres a few points where it could be a seemless cut. This pan sweep for example. would have been an obvious place to splice. right on the doorline.
  7. Caliane

    The Witcher

    so in order there. thats Asse. who was a broad masculine man with a trimmed beard, swapped to a fat sack of crap. Iskra, who is actually pretty on model. supposed to have "dark hair", which usually means brown. but her name is child of fire, and iskra means spark. so, redhead makes some sense...
  8. Caliane

    The Witcher

    hahahahahahaha
  9. Caliane

    Path of Exile 2

    Technically not relevant to poe 2... but this seems like a good place to share this still.
  10. Caliane

    Game Pass for Xbox and PC

    PC game pass still seems stupid good to me. $16.49, up from $12.75. as I've noted its not just letting me play good games cheap, but also letting me avoid games that I thought would be good, but aren't. Add, its easy enough to cance; and resub up. looking back, last year I tried mechwarrior...
  11. Caliane

    Outward 2

    Decided to give it its own thread instead of just bumping the Outward 1 thread. Summer 2026 https://www.firesofheaven.org/threads/outward-pc-xbox-ps4-survival-rpg-mar-26.10649/
  12. Caliane

    General Gaming News and Discussion

    yeah, no game used both at the same time. you were supposed to move your hand.. its clearly a, "are you people retarded?" I've of course also talked about it before. Its revolutionary. before n64 ps1. two equally sized shoulder buttons. just a SNES controller with 2 instead of 1...
  13. Caliane

    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    nice. slings added to the game. that was always a thing that irked me a bit in all these games. throwing daggers were not really a thing. completely useless in war, hunting, against armor, etc. Slings however? used in all things. this is some major stuff. stuff some of the mods do. haha...
  14. Caliane

    Mount & Blade II: Bannerlord

    damn. going to have to go over that later. thats huge.
  15. Caliane

    Path of Exile 2

    the WASD walking backwards, the afk microtransactions in town. hitting M for map, and getting microtransactions instead. yeah.
  16. Caliane

    Path of Exile 2

    I like how chapter 4 has the PC start talking in dialogues. The extra personality gives a bit more reason to play other classes. which if you have not played a Witch yet. do so, shes hilariously silly.
  17. Caliane

    KATANAUT - 2D Sci-Fi Eldritch Horror Roguelike by a Forumbro

    good luck! not my cup of tea I think. how are you handling media and getting the word out, aside from FoH?
  18. Caliane

    Path of Exile 2

    ziggy d claiming that getting hit while sprinting is NOT an automatic knockdown. this is a huge PR screwup if true. but certainly good to hear for gameplay. he suggests light stuns stagger, heavy stuns knockdown.
  19. Caliane

    Path of Exile 2

    you are not engaging the discussion at all. im not sure you are even reading anything anyone has said. What do you think about the waypoint system they tried to add? why was it added? whats the pros and cons, and why doesn't it work? "flickerstike". makes me think you aren't even having the...
  20. Caliane

    Path of Exile 2

    do you think a multi second stun is a good design for any reason at any time in an ARPG? you are a game designer. making an arpg. do you put in a multi second stun on players? its like the cooldown thing. saying you can work around it is completely missing the point. what kind of game...
  21. Caliane

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    While its something thats obvious in many off their vids. This one does a few things. clips the hell out of a million other internet reviewers. implies all their critiques are pointless, and irrelevant. "I liked the acolyte, its the most star wars thing since the prequels." "why do you...
  22. Caliane

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    jeeze he is so out of touch now. how differently he treats startrek and starwars is so telling. nevermind tv shows, and games, or anything.
  23. Caliane

    Enshrouded

    wow. I didnt think they would be able to do it. Getting water to work. I wonder how much will be added to the old areas. and exactly how much player interaction/voxels there will be. the destruction/water flow could be just a preset.
  24. Caliane

    Path of Exile 2

    still really question some of their design choices. "exceptional items". ok.. so now anything that is not "exceptional" is worthless. frost bomb is now a 6s cd. who the hell on their design team thinks 6s cds on skills is acceptable in their fast gameplay design space. and they didnt even...
  25. Caliane

    Vampire the Masquerade - Bloodlines sequel? Remake?

    sounds like its more on rails. something like control, or hogworts, etc. (I had a good example in my head, but forgot what it was) so, clan is going to be basically entirely a skill tree, and not story based at all. minor at best. 'phyre" really is insanely stupid.
  26. Caliane

    Idle Earl, home-made

    yeah, you see it in reddit, discord, twitch, youtube, modding. the mere hint of a.i. art will spark an irrational hate. sure its not everyone.. those that do. crazy. they will sniff it out, they will go to great lengths to prove it and loudly call it out, and create hate mobs. I...
  27. Caliane

    Idle Earl, home-made

    I would avoid using the a.i. art. There is an inexplicable, irrational hatred for A.i. art, etc among a big part of the gaming community. it could spark a hate campaign, and dog you for years. you might think, but this is just some nothing pet project, who cares? but yeah...
  28. Caliane

    Idle Earl, home-made

    ah. ok, to clarify the system. how about rename it, the monster man to "the taxman". "he collects a % of your passive income, and at certain point, allow rebirth. " gives an implied death and taxes joke as well.
  29. Caliane

    Idle Earl, home-made

    I think there must be a bug. I rolled over at about 8billion displayed total. (didnt get a screenshot, and looks like my progress was reset, since I didnt back it up..) I rolled over at about 6h 20min. if we look at my posts. 49.3% x 8b= 3.92b. checks out. 25.3%=2.024 b. is off a by a...
  30. Caliane

    Idle Earl, home-made

    strange. maybe "total" is not actually total? dagger gold not included perhaps? by monster credit is blasting up now.
  31. Caliane

    Idle Earl, home-made

    nope. was totally wrong. 4h, and im blasting through % now. so kills?
  32. Caliane

    Idle Earl, home-made

    looks like its purely time. as a pro idle player, im at like half your time, and 12% credits, while youra t 26%. that matches. but, total earned, monsters killed, damage done, etc wouldn't add up to that 12%-26% relationship.
  33. Caliane

    Terraria

    Yeah, after even more time in this mod. should be called path of starbound. boss summoning is insanely convoluted and annoying with these quests. like queen bee. for this mod, you have to collect that materials to summon a hornet for your grimoire. then send the hornet into a honey pool...
  34. Caliane

    Terraria

    I gave path of terraria mod a shot. and ehhhh. So, fair points. its beta, not complete. and, its not like have explored the whole thing yet. maybe it great at the end. also, playing solo. but honestly, my experience up to eye, and leading up to brain are, everything added is basically...
  35. Caliane

    Weapons (2025)

    I cut this video short, long before they even got to a "spoilers" section. I felt like they were dropping to many hints and spoilers even in the opening discussion. After praising how much the Trailer doesn't give anything away, they themselves were a bit too loose with their tongues if felt...
  36. Caliane

    Weapons (2025)

    rlm and another reviewer did mention the trailer doesn't give away anything. its like the first 5minutes. also, notes the movie is an ensemble. kind of like how barbarian jumps from pov character a few times. this does it even more.
  37. Caliane

    Weapons (2025)

    I didnt love Barbarian. That was iddling at best to me honestly. Way over rated. that said, have good hopes for this one. Word of mouth all seems good. (but wordof mouth on Barbarian was also stellar.) guess for the plot is, kind of a "drag me to hell" scenario. schoolteacher mildly...
  38. Caliane

    Him (2025)

    that really hits on perfectly what feels off here. Music/dance school cult like behaviour seems like a perfect fit. even cooking. Suspira. coven of witches/dancers. yeah, that checks out. Starry eyes. neon demon, and every other "cult of satanists praying on starlets trying to make it in the...
  39. Caliane

    Starfinder:afterlight -tactical rpg

    ha. yeah. that is always a worry. and, yes. Paizo did not escape the curse. they are just as infested as Wizards it seems, despite the entire origin of wanting to keep the old. Changing races to "ancestry" very bad sign. I've personally not had an issue with the 50/50 male/female thing in...
  40. Caliane

    Shelby Oaks (2025)

    stuckman huh? good for him. Turned into a giant pussy refusing to actually give critiques in his movie reviews because, "making movies is hard" but lets see if he actually learned anything. the trailer editor knows what they are doing at least.. kind of crazy he got the cash/friends to make...