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I don't understand how people retire, I'd go insane without stuff to do.

I call those flatbed carts.

Who doesn't, am I right?

I never understood the appeal. I mean, I like waffles, and I like fried chicken, but those foods don't go together in my mind.

Guess I need to make time to go to, what, burning man? next year.

I read that hot water/steam enhances your sense of smell for a short duration, that's probably why. Can't remember where I read that though.

Maybe Capri used her moms account to message J49's wife, in an attempt to ruin his marriage and have more time to spend with him/get more money out of him.

lol

I don't keep track, but I'd say atleast once a year, sometimes more than once per year. What's life without stomach acid etching your back teeth?

I see, I've never been to a holocaust museum/concentration camp. People are offended too easily.

It said temperatures topped 90 degrees. I'm assuming Fahrenheit, or else it would be scorching hot out, but is 90F really all that hot to need misters?

Whoa now, we're not all obese.

Are we just going to let this slide, or was it a joke? I've thought about it, I think heroine/morphine overdose is the way to go.

Lucky, I pretty much had to wring out my underwear halfway through the day.

That's because in our minds, we all look like Arnold when we flex in front of the mirror.

I totally agree. It really doesn't make sense for most of those characters to be overweight, because they are active. Saying any female character from Dead or Alive, Tekken, or Mortal Combat should be overweight is like saying womens MMA fighters should be as well.

They used a hearse instead of an ambulance this time?

Not sure this is a first world problem, but I can't remember if I jacked off today.

This is A1A in Ponte Vedra Beach. Tubby retired folks riding couple thousand dollar bikes in their gear. Branded logo shit too, like what they wear in the Tour. It's a two lane road where if a cop caught you going 65 on the way to Vilano Beach, wouldn't care.

People who don't push drive or push their cars out of traffic lanes when they get a flat or break down. I was driving in the left lane, when both cars in front of me jogged left, and all of a sudden there was a broken down car with it's flashers on dead center of the left lane. Almost wrecked.

Watching car TV shows, it's always funny to watch the paint guy sit around through the whole project, and then just seriously bust his ass for three days painting the car when it's ready.

Wow Khane, First world problems for real.

That is the only clip I've seen of her where she looks like a redhead. She's a blonde.

That was called free time after doing my homework when I was growing up. Different times, and not even that long ago.

And that's the reason I don't go to family reunions. I catch myself thinking, how closely am I related to this chick?

I'm kind of confused as to what happened in this video? Did the cops start the fire accidentally?

First Union?

Voted, nice titties

I drink close to 3 gallons a day, mostly since I work outside, in Florida. I know the feeling.

I thought they were writing Eggsy and the girl who became Lancelot together, but the whole princess anal through me for a loop.

If I bought a train ticket up to Camden to fuck low rent hookers, can I stay in your guest room J49?

I live in Jacksonville, which I swear has more churches than any other establishment, and the one abortion clinic here is protested every second it is open.

Does Sinclair still exist?

One of my employers killed his wife and then himself. I found out about 4 hours ago. I've known him for 13 years.

I thought that was an unspoken perk of blumpkin?

I drive a 2010 Mazda 3, my neighbor drives a 1990 something Ford Taurus. He's had his car broken into 3 times since he moved in. Mine hasn't even been scratched, nor have any of the other cars in our lot.

Guilty.

CVS is a pharmacy

Fucking yoda up in here