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  1. Aamry

    The "Am I stupid AF for wanting a motorcycle" thread.

    I bought my first bike two years ago, a 1983 Honda CB1000C. I bought it as a hobby, since it was in need of repair, and as my daily driver to and from work. I did a lot of work to my bike, and I really loved the sense of freedom I got from riding on back country roads for hours on end. As a to...
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    My new Dating Pool

    You left handed Johnny?
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    is it safe to watch porn on my work computer?

    Jizz directly onto the keyboard
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The rich musician test driving the Lambo sounds like The Moaning of Life with Karl Pilkington
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    The Galactic Cap Condom: Do you trust it?

    Stops preggers but not STDs Sutekh.
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    Incompetent attorney

    It's never too late to change your legal representation. Unless the trial is over.
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    Pics of the ugliest whores/escorts in your hometown

    No jokes, she calls herself Thunda Thighs
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    This is pretty much what I meant. On a cell phone, it automatically adds the area code you're in if you only dial 7 digits. My cell phone is out of Orlando, and I live in Jacksonville, so I have to dial my area code all the time. On a land line, which next to no one owns anymore, you're required...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    You are required to dial the area code now, making it a 10 digit phone number. Unless you're dialing a number in the same area code as you....
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    First World Problems

    You can't buy fresh fruit year round at your grocery store? Sounds like a third world problem to me
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    First World Problems

    Like, jerked off 5 minutes before she asked, or what?
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    I think they all stack. If you drink two XP Potions, it increases the duration of the effect, for example.
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    What the fuck game, quit disconnecting.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I can't stand round toilet bowls, but that's all they put in apartments. Oblong for life. Edit: I wrecked my motorcycle in December, couldn't afford to pay the towing company to get it back to part it out, so they sold it at auction a month later. I found out today they put a lien against me...
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    First World Problems

    Steel toe with a composite shank, and waterproof exterior. My next pair will be cheaper for sure, but so far I've had these for over a year.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Yeah, I'm thinking skipping it altogether and just hitting up a grocery store for some prepared fruit. It's getting so goddamn hot out that eating a pound of watery fruit really makes me feel better. Jimmy rustler - Marvel Heroes 2015, I have too many characters I can play, and can't decide...
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    First World Problems

    400 Dollar sneakers makes me feel like a pauper in my 290 dollar work boots. I guarantee my boots get more use out of them though.
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    4th of July

    The guy in the back eating what looks like an entire pepperoni link really helps make that video.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So a year ago I was diagnosed with gout. I avoided beef for a few months, cut down on my protein intake, and everything was swell for a year. I recently had a flare up, and now I can't eat even think about eating anything with corn syrup in it (high fructose or otherwise). That shit is in...
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Okay, thank you. I had a couple basic costumes sitting around that I don't really like. Wolverine's is pretty rancid.
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Besides name color change, are there benefits to presitiging a character?
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Took your advice Sabbat and respecced my character to a spec off the Marvel forums, and I went from 51 to 58 today. Hoping to get my first 60 tomorrow off my dailies, since I already finished the Superheroic story. Also got my Crafter to level 18, which helped me upgrade a few of my uniques to...
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    Should you tip the waitress and how much thread

    Sheeeiit, I'm never in the mood to cook, but it's a hell of a lot cheaper to eat at home. Just doesn't taste as good, since I'm not a chef. I usually tip around 15%, sometimes less. I never tip if I'm picking food up to go.
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    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Awesome thanks. I've come to the conclusion I suck at this game. Either that, or everyone else is just amazing at it. I'm playing Wolverine, and did Holo-Sim with a guy playing Thor and he just stomped through waves that I would have failed on without him.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's Haley Joel Osment, the fat dude with the beard.
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    First World Problems

    I want to stay up and watch the rest of the season of a show I'm watching, but I have to be up early to go to my job.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    That's why I prefer wildlife sanctuaries. The animals in those are incapable of surviving in the wild.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    If there is a line at Hair Cuttery, Super Cuts, or Great Clips, I walk to one of the other ones and there usually isnt. But what you are saying is true, they cater more towards women, so I always end up with the same hair cut, so matter who cuts my hair.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    So open a shop that's open from 5pm to, say 3am? Do the skilled/unskilled employees do hot towel shaves also, or just hair cuts?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    My grandfather has a shop, in which he keeps all his woodworking and carpentry tools, as well as a shed for his lawn maintenance tools. My father has a three car garage, the third car garage being so tight it has almost no use as a garage so it stores bikes, tool chests, shelves for...
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    This is the goal I usually aim for when I have sex. Which I havent in a number of years now, but I don't drink so going to bars to pick up drunk girls is aawkwaaard
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    The 80s kid thread

    They used to show repeats of Starcade on TV back in the early 00's. Maybe on G4 before they merged with the XBox channel? I was born in 85, but I remember a lot of this stuff from reruns.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    It's outside the 1 year warranty, but still inside the 2 years till I got a phone upgrade. So why is there insurance, if it'd cost the same to get a new phone as getting a replacement of my over 1 year old phone? It doesn't make sense, is what I was trying to get across.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    According to the radio lawyer commercial, even if you're salaried you may be owed overtime hours in certain circumstances. That aside, Why do I pay insurance on my phone, when the deductible to get a replacement is more than the cost of buying a new phone and extending my plan? My screen died...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I hate how percocet makes me nauseas. I also hate dating websites, but I don't really meet a lot of people in the real world.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    How do you know this? He could be a limpdick for all you know, with all his jumping on grenades for people.
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    RIP H.R. Geiger

    Who doesn't know HR Puffnstuff?
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    Worf vs. Khal Drogo

    Worf, because Khal Drogo got scratched and died of infection?
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    RIP H.R. Geiger

    I just thought he died years ago? RIP In all seriousness though, Giger's art is pretty trippy.