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Is it the Theory of Gravity, or the Actual Fact of Gravity? Because if it's just a theory, I'm going to try jumping off the roof tomorrow.

Shaolin KungFu, or Jiu-Jitsu; How does this feel/why would you do this?

5000 people is a very large capacity, must be a huge bar. In Jacksonville, by far it's the I-95 to I-10 split. Last minute lane swappers are the worst.

White WakandanDick? Seems like a weird hacker name to me....

Really? My 5 year old orders like a boss. But I don't let him push a full sized cart by himself, I always walk behind him holding the handle.

Same thing, but at gas station coolers. Edit: All of the soda of my choice being barely cool.

I went into a restaraunt today and asked for rootbeer. The waitress said "It's Pibb, is that okay?", to which I replied No, you have rootbeer. Thankfully she brought me the Barqs Rootbeer, and not Pibb, even though Pibb is awesome. Who confuses rootbeer with Pibb/Dr Pepper?

Like, Country Style Gravy, or like, Turkey Gravy?

Wow. Sorry bro.

I completely agree with Big P here, at 80mph on the highway, I can't hear your loud pipes unless you're in front of me or right next to me. However, this past weekend down off I-4 near Daytona, I saw multiple bikers cut off cars within a foot of their front bumpers. Bikers like that give decent...

At least she still has fat on her face, probably tits too. Those super muscled chicks that are so lean they look like men is gross. That actually looks really good. I don't know about 7 days in a row good though...

Most people consider Wine an aquired taste. I've never liked reds, they taste too much like vinegar to me. I'm also the only person I know who likes VitaCoCo water, everyone who tries it says it's nasty, which to be honest I thought the first time I had it also. Jimmy Rustling which has...

Yeah, 2 sets of 10 reps, I screwed that up.

And they never haul or tow anything, not a single scratch on their bedliner.... Oh, this isn't the rustled thread. Put some CorkSport shifter bushings in my Mazda3, took a lot of the mushiness out of the shifter.

Just capture a Red-eared slider if you're so dead set on a turtle. When you're kid is done with it, just kill it, since it's an invasive species in most places.

So at the gym today, I asked if they did BMI's. They have this little machine you hold and it gives you a somewhat accurate reading, he said it's off my about 3 give or take. I read out at 26.1% body fat, approximately 68 pounds. I weigh 260 right now, with muscle building and fat loss I hope to...

I hate to say it, but Om was the name of the turtle in Small Gods, A'tuin is the turtle who supports the elephants who support discworld. That being said, I think something furry makes a better pet. Ferret, or rats or something if you don't want to maintain a dog or cat.

Thanks, I'll look into that.

My friends wife was diagnosed with ovarian cysts, and they didn't think she would be able to get pregnant, and were very sad. Semen are persistent, that's for sure. Their daughter is 3 now. Oh, make your own Chocolate covered strawberries (not for shipping overseas, obviously, sorry OP)...

Okay, so update for you bros. Down to 259 from 278 since I started my workout regimen around two months ago, and my mostly strict diet around 3 weeks ago. During that two months, I didn't exercise at all for 3 weeks until the Doc cleared me for leg days after my clavicle surgery. I've been told...