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Why does she go behind the screen to shove an egg up her cunt?

Ouch.

Maybe I have lower standards, but I'd definitely...

Yeah, I mean, the royals all live together in the same little shanty house.

He like, hit his wife or something

I signed up for eHarmony on a whim, mostly because okcupid in my area sucks. Surfing through matches I see a pretty attractive girl and read her profile. Legally blind. How is she reading the messages I send her?

Best sarcastic Johnny quote in my book.

More than likely, I have to buy a new one every 6 months or so because they tend to fall off roofs.

You have more than one choice for electricity?

Now that we know her name, we can look at her facebook.

Parking lot at the range was almost full so I had to park back by the dumpster. Go inside and the range is empty. All those damn cars were for the business next door.

I was going to say, I run an electric leaf blower on a lot of jobsites, and the older houses that don't have GFCI's on the exterior, I end up blowing the breaker a lot. With the GFCI, I can always reset it myself without bothering the homeowner. Unless the house is wired weird.

It's like blood brothers, but instead of cutting your hands...

I guess I never realized Audi TT's were so expensive. I always liked the hardtops.

God that sounds right, but the download link is broken as mentioned and there are no pics. Such a simple title lol Looks like 1.3 was the version I played as a youth. The new website is rocklandsoftware.net but they no longer offer the old version just an updated 3.0 version with crappy 3d...

I remember downloading it from a shareware style website, so no luck there. It's possible it had other sources, but this was a long time ago.

I think I found that same post. His description is pretty much exactly what I remember. I do remember it only being the demo I played. It sucks that I don't remember the name.

Yeah, none of those, but thanks for all the suggestions.

I've had this old game I used to play kicking around in my head lately. It was for PC, maybe mid to late 90's. You played a caveman, and I'm 90% sure it was a side scroller for most of the time. You could also make spearheads and hatchets by striking the flint you found into different shapes...

I thought the cashew halves/pieces cost less? Or you got a higher weight for the same price, something like that. Otherwise who the fuck would buy them?

Being forced to use a Mac at work, then coming home and using Alt commands instead of Ctrl commands

All I gotta say is this Wolf guy is pretty messed up. Or really super fucking bored.

Dude has two chicks fighting over him, must be packing some serious asian heat.

I'm an over the top guy myself.

To be fair, I only read his books last year. I'm 30, just never knew about him. Loved his writing.

I have a few customers who own them. The Model S. I haven't heard anything negative about them except what's been mentioned elsewhere on this board. The Roadster is still my favorite, but I guess they don't offer it anymore?

I go to Bailey's Powerhouse Gym. I do believe they are local to Jacksonville, but they are all quite nice. All the muscleheads in there are super friendly too.

No, I live in Jacksonville, that's why this shit rustled my jimmies. If I lived in the Gaza strip I assume it would be rote by now.

Completely flaccid I'm lucky to show bulge at all, maybe 2.5 inches. It's like a turtle in it's shell when it's cold out. Fully erect I'm around 6", good enough for the girls I go with.

Car fire on the bridge on the way home, so I was detoured 15 miles out of my way. Car fire on the detour, so I was stuck is traffic for an additional 20 minutes as they tapered a 3 lane highway down to 1 lane.

It's White/Gold to me. But as it says in the vice article, we all perceive the world differently.

I bet she wants playable female characters in WWII video games as well.

Post no trespassing signs. Bear Traps.

Occasionally my co-worker and I will stop in at Burger King for breakfast, and every single damn time he gets pissed off that they don't have Honey. They never fucking have honey, they don't offer it for fucks sake, he just never gets it through his head.

Isn't that more of a Jimmy rustle than a first world problem? I live in a lower income neighborhood, so I end up stuck behind people using WIC or foodstamps or whatever.

Great shots, but funky looking Jeep, looks like an Isuzu Tracker

90% sure she's from Czech or Ukraine or something, since I think Woodman started her career. Not Miami. Be fascinating if someone lived down there to find out though.

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I find I get short shirts, but I'm tall and fairly average build. XL's are wider and fit my shoulders better, but don't seem any longer than a Large, and balloon at my waist.