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  1. Aamry

    The Rerolled Tits thread

    Feel free to post your wifestitsthough Johnny.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    We know this for a fact? Blue whales might be fucking geniuses, but can't talk about it with non-whales.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Question Johnny: Do you tell any of these cum-guzzling whores that say they love you, that you love them in return?
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    Happy MLK Day

    It's too bad he died prior to being able to enjoy his own holiday.
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    Dr. Cliff Huxtable was a mega rapist

    Guilty until proven innocent nowadays.
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    First World Problems

    If I owned a Ferrari I'd be getting that shit detailed for sure, not scrubbing it with that shitty foaming brush.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Shell Fuel Perks? how much money do you spend at that store? It's $50 per $.05 off per gallon where I'm at.
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    Path of Exile

    RIP at 56 with my Incinerate Templar on Bloodlines, so sad, my highest hardcore character yet. Damn ledge Totem boss.
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    Grim Fandango Remastered

    I've never personally been disappointed with a DoubleFine game. They can be weird, but Grim Fandango fits their M.O.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    You just go. Right of Weight, lol
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    "You know, when it feels like your mind is trapped in a bottle? Jees Matil" My co-worker says flustrated. That's a good ideal. I can go on and on.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You have the plainest fucking house, if that is in fact your house. You let them shoot up at your house as well?
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    First World Problems

    Percocet? It takes like an hour for me to crank one out on those.
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    First World Problems

    Being in construction, I've seen people bring their dogs into Lowes and Home Depot all the time, all acting like it isn't a retail store.
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    First World Problems

    Had to Hoss it up, sitting on the porcelain?
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    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    My current partners vag is like niagra, but when we do anal I still need to use a little KY to get started. Maybe she has a dry sphincter.
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    The Video Thread

    Is this a scene from Prometheus 2?
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    THE Drunk Thread

    I guess I either need to move to Kuwait, or start drinking more.
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Looks great Erik. Love bikes.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    1. It's Donald Glover, who is awesome. 2. He is correcting the person using the phone for video so it's landscape instead of portrait.
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    My new Dating Pool

    In his defense, Destiny is an excellent stripper/whore name.
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    Path of Exile

    Thanks for the tip. I've never even seen a Tornado Shot, so I'm working with an Ice Shot/Poison Arrow right now.
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    Path of Exile

    So I am just returning to the game since the last time I played in Open Beta. I'm looking to make an Archer, but I'm not sure of any cookie cutter success guides, and the only info I can find seems to be outdated a bunch. Any tips, or links to places that have updated infoz?
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    What vehicle do you drive?

    Love the seats in that
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I went to Checkers because there is one near my apartment and I wanted Fried Mozzarella Sticks. I ordered some, and when I got to the window they didn't have Marinara sauce. I bit into one and it was Cheddar cheese. Day ruined.
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    Tell us your Mippo Tales

    I occasionally work on the home of the owner of Swisher Sweets. I've also worked on a couple of Jacksonville Jaguars homes, but I feel the Swisher Sweets owner is more famous in a way.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Tell me more.
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    Steam Deals and Digital Sales

    I bought a humble jumbo bundle and it came with 3 keys for Insurgency that I need to give away to unlock some other game. If anyone wants Insurgency, 3 keys are available at the time of this post. Insurgency
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    My new Dating Pool

    When we going to get some videos of someone other than Deena?
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    My new Dating Pool

    Along with the other guys? How many people were there?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Can't you contact the collections agency, pay the $135, and have them remove it from your credit report? Or something.
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    First World Problems

    90 percent of my TV shows are already on holiday break, and I probably won't see a new episode until next year =(
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    First World Problems

    Simple fix, eat them until there are just enough donuts in your house.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Only really tap water is fluoridated, for starters. I believe it's focused mainly on children, to prevent tooth decay, but as an adult fluoride toothpaste and mouthwash helps a lot. According to my dentist.
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    Butthurt white guys, an Asian virgin and an angry lesbian walk into a bar...

    Maybe there is a lot of whites because the building is in fucking Denver?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I don't like the handicap doors that have the heavy resistance, but it auto-senses you opening the door and the motor takes over and you almost fall through.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Pretty sure it's Miranda Kerr
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    Your dick skin isn't two toned?
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Many of the gas stations in Jacksonville are all dual pumps, gas and diesel. Which made for fun time when I was working at a boat dealership, and customers filled up their diesel truck, swapped over to the boat without thinking.
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    embarrassing/odd unplanned sex moments.

    Last saturday I was fucking my girlfriend in the shower. After finishing up I accidentally inhaled some water, and coughed until I puked. Some of it got on her. She took it well. Had to toe it through the drain guard.