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  1. Cutlery

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that. My lawyer died. Hence why I'm asking here now.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have 50/50 custody of my youngest. The oldest lives with me, and is not a minor. Therefore, situation is simply about the youngest. She'll be 13 here soon. My ex wife and I both work days. I've been offered an opportunity to advance pretty significantly professionally, but would require me to...
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    Home Improvement

    Fuck, couple summers ago, my AC went out on the hottest day of the year (when else would it go out?) Fan blade looked like the incredible hulk just tore it in half. I called an AC guy, he said "yeah, we can get the part, but I can't get back out here for a week, you can pick it up from our...
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    Home Improvement

    Cover it anyway, because the birds will eat all that shit right off the ground.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    That's some crazy shit, dude. Couldda, woulda, shoulda and all that shit aside, no one deserves that shit. Good luck sir.
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    Cheated out of my youth

    Labia minora is 100% genetic variation. And why wouldn't it be? My ex pushed a 10lb baby out hers and still no roast beef. Unless you're somehow claiming that your mighty pecker is capable of doing more damage to a vagina than a literal child can, it fails on any amount of examination at all...
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    Health Problems

    Back to sick gainz?
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    Home Improvement

    100% creeping Charlie. No mowing, lush greenery.
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    Who died? (Celebrity Deaths)

    I dunno if I understand the music argument right now. The best thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is that it's never been easier for talented people to showcase their skills and build a following. The worst thing about the music scene right now with YouTube and such is...
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    Home Improvement

    Copy that, we'll try that.
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    Home Improvement

    Fyi, I have 90v on those 2 black wires on that switch. 120v on the 2 white wires on the switch next to it when it's OFF and 0.01 when it's on. I don't know what the fuck any of this means. Just checked another 2 gang switch in my house and I have a fucking red and a black going to it, so I'm...
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    Home Improvement

    So, I had a bathroom light fixture stop working, and I'm trying to figure out the issue here. Maybe I'm searching for the wrong shit. It's 6 bulbs, all 6 bulbs are good. It's fed from this switch, and this is where I'm confused. Why would this switch have a black and a black and the other switch...
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    Chess

    That was kinda my thoughts about it as well. Read something about a guy who was playing an OTB game at his regular Wednesday night thing and they both sat talking about a particular position for an hour, before they went home and put it into the engine the next day. That's the kinda shit I think...
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    Chess

    Anyone ever done any OTB play? Turns out there's a USCF club in town that took over an old mall location and runs tournaments M-Th and on the weekends. Would have to join the USCF, but with how bad the cheating has gotten online, you are always left wondering if that guy *really* just found...
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    The Prepper Thread

    Magnesium bars are the shit. I've got one in my bugout bag, and every year I start the first fire in the fireplace with it just to appreciate the lighter for the rest of the year. But really, some Kleenex/toilet tissue, and a magnesium bar and a knife and you should be able to get anything...
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    The Fast Food Thread

    It's raspberry. The regular isn't bad, the zero tastes like someone put a cigarette out in it.
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    Post Your Pet

    Not my pet. But I got some reactions to some of my shit from a few months ago, and I reread a line I wrote "winter is hard on dogs with 4 legs, and I'm saving her from that." DOES THIS LOOK LIKE WINTER, MOTHERFUCKER?!?!? It's fucking 45 degrees. We've got 6 inches of snow total. It's like it's...
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    Woodworking

    Okay, but can jet fuel melt them?
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    Investing General Discussion

    Ah, so it's just like every other AI and only knows brown people
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    Dating

    Vests? What, are you following the Astrocreep school of dating? Might as well buy a 1988 LeBaron too.
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    Woodworking

    I think particle board is the lumber of the past, bro
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    Doom: Eternal

    I don't know why they don't do more of that. There are so many old games I would play the shit out of if they just reproduced them for modern computers. This, Warcraft 2, total annihilation... Warcraft 3 reforged was hot garbage, planetary annihilation doesn't really work right, and Doom has...
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    Doom: Eternal

    You know what's simple? 400 bullets 100 shells 100 rockets 600 cells. That's simple.
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    Doom: Eternal

    No, I feel the same way. I was super hyped for Eternal, but it seemed like Eternal just took it a bridge too far. What made Doom fun for me was killing massive amounts of shit. I don't mind puzzles, there was limited puzzles in the original game (in the form of buttons and key cards and shit)...
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    Borderlands

    No Marcus? I mean, I saw a guy who looked like Marcus, but Marcus is a prominent figure in the game. No Brick? What about Scooter? Why is there a Maniac riding around with them? Why is this here? Its like no one has idea what made Borderlands fun. This is trash. Also Borderlands 1 was the...
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    Woodworking

    Yeah, that's shits gonna be open for a long time if you're looking for someone in the middle of the city with it. And it literally is in the middle of the fucking city. Downtown. No problem, maybe you can find a hipster lumberjack. He can ride his fixed gear bike into work.
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    Woodworking

    If I was in that spot, and I had a warehouse guy who built a sawmill in his garage and emerged with all 10 fingers, I'd at least wanna sit down with him for half an hour. Maybe I don't hire him, but I sure as shit wanna see what kinda mad scientist vibe this guy has.
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    Woodworking

    A small outfit. Like 10 employees. Whatever, fuck em. Jobs been open for 5 months. They clearly have some kinda ideas in mind, but that guy doesn't exist.
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    Woodworking

    Applied for a job running a sawmill and managing a warehouse. Spent the last decade in a warehouse, got told "nah, looking for someone with more sawmill experience." Oh, okay, guess you guys can wait for the next logging school graduation. Is it just me or is a sawmill not just a fucking band...
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    Investing General Discussion

    @Sanrith Descartes is basically to credit for this. 1200 shares of SPLG. I dont know fuck all about much. Just wish I had this a year ago and put it in Nvidia!
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    Investing General Discussion

    Side note for those who remember my original post here. My original $64,000 I got for my pension is up over 10k in less than 4 months. Dumped the vast majority of it in SPLG, I've got a few shares of odds and ends with the money left over that didn't make nice round numbers. So far so good...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Yeah, that area of South Dakota is awesome. One of my favorite places on the earth.
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    Health Problems

    They got any kind of cause for this shit, or is it all genetics? I'd prob change my diet post haste after the first one of those fuckers, from everything I've heard.
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    Kickstarters

    What the fuck is an engine builder?
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    Dating

    Calling 675 good or even excellent is just so shitbag sluts with 300 partners don't have to feel even worse about their life.
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Yeah, food is a boredom/emotional thing for a lot of people. I had peptic ulcers really bad up until a few years ago. It was entirely possible that I didn't eat for a few days just because my stomach hurt so bad. It was always amusing talking to people who say shit like "ugh, I had breakfast...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    It can link with that shit. But basically if you log your food, and log your weight, over a long enough period of time and enough data, it figures out your expenditures based upon that math. It's all known equations, and it will adapt based upon what you put in. What I dig about it is there's...
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    Weight Loss Thread

    Macrofactorapp.com I know I shill it a lot, but it's because it fucking works. It really does take the pain out of figuring out exactly what you need. You just put in the info and it does the calculations for you, and it even changes on the fly. So if your activity level changes, it notices...
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    The Prepper Thread

    ULine has every size of cardboard box you can imagine. Think you need to order 25 though.
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    The Animated GIF Thread

    What the fuck is that song and why did they just rip off No Sleep Till Brooklyn?