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  1. Cutlery

    I lost my pet today and I’m really sad

    The only thing that makes losing pets kinda manageable is the fact that we can just get another one. It's not the same, and never will be, but you can get moments like this. Zelda on top and the new youngster on the bottom. Aka - how to lose your shit at work on a Monday when your GF sends...
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    The Official Conspiracy Thread

    Looks like the middle of Montana.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Deflation is hopium.
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    Pick a hooker

    I think it's called "Eskimo brothers"
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Fucking seriously, fiance wanted something different so she said she was going to smash burger and handed me her phone. Fucking $11 for a bacon double? GTFO of here. I mean, if she's buying, whatever, but last I checked you can still get a burger at outback for like $10 too. Why the fuck would...
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    Post Your Pet

    Day 5 - The yogurt is trapped forever. Unsure how we shall overcome this insurmountable challenge. My fiance was super fucking salty when I brought this one home on Thursday and immediately "gave" it to my 12 year old to train and name. She wanted a fluffy dog, and she knows that if I gave...
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    Ancient Civilizations

    Youd think that after the vaccine debacle the last few years, people would understand this a lot easier now. The "scientific" community is anything but these days. There is little to no actual science being done, no one is allowed to challenge any assumptions or narratives. Maybe it's always...
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    Post Your Pet

    Why do they call it the Humane Society when every dog you get from them you wash a river of piss off of them? I'm not sure she smells better after a bath, might have to pay someone with a pressure washer. Also, unsure how to work a yogurt cup yet.
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    Post Your Pet

    I dunno if it helps any. But it does give me a chance to teach my kid some skills that she will keep for a lifetime. She gets to train the next one, while I work on getting over the last one.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    I swear I get YouTube recommendations based on this thread.
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    Home Improvement

    I was thinking last night about taking the grinder to them, but the problem is that they kinda float now....there's half an inch of space between the bolt head and the nut. So I "could" cut them off, but I'm assuming they're gonna flop around a lot, and there's not really a way I can think of to...
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    Home Improvement

    Tried that. Actually really hard to find Mopar shit that old after the Chrysler/Ram split. Theres a ton of aftermarket shit, but the brackets aren't the same or same distance apart, which leads me back around to not wanting to remove the supports. The other thing I forgot to mention is they...
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    Home Improvement

    The bolts on the brackets are super heavy duty, they're bolted directly to the frame and completely solid still. I initially thought about replacing the whole set, but getting those fuckers off would probably do more damage to the frame than it's worth. Probably just best to let sleeping dogs...
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    Home Improvement

    I figure this is probably a better thread for this than the car one, just based upon the level of handyman bullshit shenanigans I'm planning on doing here. So, I drive a 2004 Ram. Bought it new. 253k on it. It's.....well used. The running boards fell off. Well, not exactly fell - you can...
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    Depression

    Man, I wish anyone had graves. One of the things that really shocked me was the first time I heard about someone being cremated was when I was a teenager. Everyone I know had been buried. Now no one is. Johnny cremated and dumped in his favorite lake. I don't remember what his parents did with...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I fucking feel ya. I had a clip on my produce drawer break. All it does is hold the drawer onto the rail. Fucking $22 Wish I knew how to 3d print something like this. It's literally less than an inch and a half wide
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    Depression

    Man, I'm having a helluva time now. For the unaware, my best friend died in his sleep in April, Hodgkin's, lung cancer, that whole thing. Then a month later, the guy who would be my best remaining friend walked into Afton state park and offed himself, there's a thread about that. Then I had to...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It was slightly tongue in cheek, but I actually envy people like that Unfortunately, some level of tinnitus affects a lot of us who's workplaces aren't exactly offices, and I'm sure the 25 years of metal concerts and gun ranges even with ear pro didn't help either. Laying around just...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    There are people who don't sleep with a fan on?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Gonna pass on that exciting offer...I kinda wanna stay married to this one. Also, I might end up dragging her here someday. She was a bit of a lefty when we met, and now she's starting to ask questions like "What's Telegram and why does everyone say it's bad?" "Oh, it's just for fellow racists...
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    Ancient Civilizations

    What happens if I'm a hunter and I build a giant temple in one spot and base all of my hunting out of it? How long do you think I hunt for before there's no animals to hunt anymore?
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    Ancient Civilizations

    That's my point. I didn't feel like arguing with the Asshat runner up. If you built a gigantic temple, you are not, by definition, a hunter/gatherer society. You don't have spare labor. There are Amazon tribes that fit this bill, they build pretty much zero monolithic stone structures. That's...
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    Ancient Civilizations

    ...which is not hunter/gatherer
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    Ancient Civilizations

    I see they're still grasping at straws to find ways to explain how hand to mouth civilizations had the labor to build such structures. Academics are so disappointing.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    As I am not asking for votes for something, and as I am not pretending to be a female, the rule of tits or GTFO do not apply here. Furthermore, since we are in a SFW section, posting tits would lead to disciplinary action. I can only conclude that you are the one who is not abiding by...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, she knows a prenup has gotta be the way to go. She knows my kids are what's important to me, and she also knows that I got very lucky to keep my house and pension in the divorce. Making sure that they get included in things is absolutely important. I have no desire to see either of them...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Well, guess we're fucking doing this. 5 years ago I said I wasn't gonna get married again. But I guess the cold hard reality is that when you've got daughters, you need to teach them that they need to find a good man and hitch their wagon to them so they don't end up on Onlyfans. Can't be out...
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    Post Your Pet

    Man, Chewy sure shit the bed. They sent me an auto refill notice a week after Zel died for her prescriptions, and I canceled it with a dropdown menu selection that said "pet is deceased." They sent me a form letter condolence email within a day or so and then said that all of my autoships...
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    Health Problems

    Zofran is a fuckin miracle drug. Shit should be OTC. I have the remnants of a factory bottle of that from my stomach ulcer days. So great when you feel like you could work but are just a bit sketchy.
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    The Metal Thread

    This is about the last thing I was expecting
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    Chess

    It's all reminiscent of arguing with people about Blood Bowl who simply cannot understand that rolling 1s on 3 dice in a row is actually NOT that rare at all. Plus there's the obvious fact where you can literally watch Hikaru play probably 98% of his games if you so desired. He's just a boomer...
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    Post Your Pet

    Actually I have the same problem....someone finally checks this thread, I get a bunch of reaction notifications and then I see it was for the post your pet thread, and then I remember why I have posts in there. Whole thing fucking sucks. After Andrew died, I didn't wanna be at work. We worked...
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    Woodworking

    These are some great videos. I didn't realize you could put something together so cheaply and easily that would be effective at clearing the air. Had to leave the garage in between passes, because it looked like a fucking flour mill in there as I was surfacing that shit.
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    Woodworking

    Well, fucked up my router sled today, tried to take too big of a chunk and instead of bogging, caught some monster kickback on the router. Lesson learned, now I know what I can take and can't. Perfect time to order an endmill while I build a new sled.
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    Woodworking

    You guys are great. I don't think this gets said enough, but this entire site is a wealth of knowledge. It's fucking awesome.
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    Health Problems

    You just wanted those ribs gone so you could suck your own dick. Be honest!
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    Woodworking

    Jointer is gonna be the next thing I'm gonna have to work out, because while some of these are gonna be live edge pieces, I am gonna wanna square up some of it. But yeah, you guys are right. Could do that....that just worries me that I'd go too deep. At least this way I'm not gonna fuck up...
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    Woodworking

    I don't know how i'd maintain a consistent surface on that. The pro of the router sled is keeping a consistent depth.
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    Woodworking

    Huh, that's crazy. Biggest endmill bit I can find is 1 inch, but if it's really that big of a difference even with a small bit, maybe it's worth it. They're fucking spendy though. I had to take it in layers because eventually I was removing too much material for the bit to handle without...
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    Woodworking

    That piece was 1.5" on one end, 2.5" on the other end. It's a lot more than a belt sander can take off. The electric planar I had considered, but my pieces are 2-3' wide. Way more than a normal shop planar is capable of handling.