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Looks like a RL pinewood derby car

Yeah, my new dipshit tried fucking with a night light and caught some 110 to the snoot. I know people are getting dumber, but I wonder if pets are too It's fucking embarrassing. Zelda was a problem solver. I have a pool fence, and a perimeter fence in my back yard. If I threw the ball some...

What? He didn't say meth keeps you skinny.

I didn't know you had kids, congratulations buddy!

I've never worked in the trades, but I see a lot of people roll thru my work that do/did, and from what I can tell? Yes.

Ate 295 carbs today. Weigh less than a week ago.

This has the distinction of being the worst Highlander film right up until The Source came out and shit all over the entire franchise on a level I never thought was possible. Star wars and their sequels look like a masterpiece in comparison.

I don't even take an Advil for less than a 6cm canyon

And I watched a video a few days ago where Jeff Nippard cited a study saying something like seniors on a high protein diet (talking 1g/lb of body weight, kind of a crossover from the pol discussion too), also have something like a 70% less chance of breaking bones and shit. Protein super...

Yeah, you can eat all the protein you want, but if you're not doing anything to encourage synthesis of it, youre gonna burn whatever is available. its kinda the point of all of this stuff - there's no free rides. Nutrition and training is the way, it's proven to be the way, and if you take...

"Hey where do these stairs go?" "They go up" If that's not masterpiece writing, I don't know what is.

Pretty sure that's mostly due to them being $13 a case, and the proliferation of Starbucks. 20 years ago I was in a grocery store the day before Thanksgiving, and they sold 1000 cases of diet Coke in one day. I dunno if people were putting it on their fucking cheerios or what, but that's still...

12 year old you would probably think they sucked!

No, that just happens in your mid twenties/early thirties. Nothing changed except you got older and can't handle the sweet stuff anymore.

I like how you guys think I'm kidding. Just wait. And yeah - cherry Dr pepper was good for the first can. The second was alright. I think I had 7 cans left in the 12pk when it expired 10 months later. I don't fuck with Dr. Pepper flavors anymore. Shits gross.

Can't. They gotta make room for coconut Dr. Pepper this year.

I dunno about that. The last one was pretty decent, honestly.

My favorite touch is that you can still faintly see the implant scars.

Yeah, should be back out for a little while. The soda companies are going with "burst" flavors. Shit that's only around for a few months. Usually it's for flavors they know everyone will get tired of quickly and they don't wanna take the BD&L hit later in the year when it all goes outta date...

Look on the bright side....at least you're not just being a bitch about a pulled muscle.

Doctors are universally worthless and don't listen to anyone about anything. When my youngest was born, she was like a week past term or something, IIRC. We're in the delivery room getting ready to go and the ex says "something's wrong, this doesn't feel right." They were like "yeah, you're...

I don't play D&D, but we've had a board game night every week for 4+ years now. Lost 2 people from the table last year, one to suicide, one to stage 3 Hodgkin's. I will definitely say that no one prepares you for that, and it's definitely one of the worst things. Like, I miss my grandparents...

Chess is such a perishable skill, too. I got to 1100 in bullet, then switched over to rapid to farm some rating there, got up to 1400, switched back to Bullet and I *immediately* lost 200 rating.

Kinda crazy the difference between 2800 and us fucking plebs down here at 1k on a good day.

I've been using MacroFactor since August or so with great results after stumbling onto Jeff Nippard's channel on YouTube. He's a pretty science based body builder who is as I understand co founder of the app, and honestly, the thing is amazing and it's fucking easy. Takes less than a minute or 2...

It was most likely just the shock of looking down and realizing her life has changed completely and there's no going back. The physical pain was probably a small factor, but it was probably majority that. The good news is this will just be the new normal and every day should get better. Hell...

After every surgery I've had, I've been in pretty manageable pain for the immediate aftermath due to whatever they gave me at the time, and to take home. That's mostly what I meant. I mean, I get it, it sucks, but it shouldn't be sobbing pain. Or maybe it's not - maybe it's sobbing mental pain...

Kinda rude of them to not take care of that shit before she left the hospital, imo. Should have a stockpile of pain meds to take or not take. Fuck, they sent me home with Oxys for my knee when I had it scoped and I had to call and have them downgrade that shit because it turns out oxy gives me...

Skip the bike and just start lifting. I fucked up my L4/L5 many years ago was in pretty much constant pain up until a couple years ago when I changed my mattress to something slightly softer than a concrete block. But, buying a bench and some weights have all but eliminated all of my lumbar...

Time ruins them. Plenty of women with no kids with saggy tits. Connective tissues + gravity + time = sadness.

Honestly, in Japan, they probably try to buy your underwear afterwards too

Do they have fuckin curtains on the window at least? What do I gotta do when I gotta get up in the middle of the night to piss?

*Cooked* chicken bones splinter. Never feed cooked chicken. *Raw* chicken bones crush. Totally fine to eat for animals. Your dogs mileage may vary based upon their size.

Yeah, but the puzzle feeder just treats the symptoms, not the problem. The problem is nutrient poor garbage that's cooked and recooked until it's unrecognizable, and then sprayed with fat to trick dogs into eating it. Vs A chicken leg.

I have often described my cat as the apex predator of the neighborhood. The ex got him right after my German shepherd's motherly instincts were activated by us having our youngest child. As such, she treated the kitten like her baby. Watched over him, played with him, basically taught him to...

I know I'm a broken record on this, but I really think raw meat and bones is the best diet possible for a dog, for many reasons. But in this particular instance, it's because it slows them down. You cannot scarf down a chicken leg. Doesnt work. They need to work on it for awhile, and it's easier...

When they came out to put Zel to sleep, we loaded her up on a stretcher after it was done, and I helped the vet carry her to the van. As we were putting her in back, the stretcher jostled and her eyes popped open. I know from watching movies that shit could happen, but holy shit is that...

Holy shit dude. You're still around. Congrats on seeing another year. Any treatment possible for your condition?

So, for sliced cheese, when you pull it out of the freezer, put a paper towel in the package to absorb the moisture as it thaws.

I dunno if you guys have this brand where you're at. I think Pearson's might be local to me. But the original version of these was...I dunno, kinda good? But the cream in the middle never fucking made sense to me. You've got this bar that's just straight peanuts, like a Snickers on crack, and...