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  1. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, real common problem for the guys I work with too. Sucks to get that end of the gene pool, I feel for you guys.
  2. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well, get it going. No one"s got the balls to rickshaw one of your threads, but the same can"t be said for us.
  3. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s because you"ve got a lot going for you, bro.
  4. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Furthermore, the odds of a woman contracting HIV from vaginal sex with a man are also pretty low. Good chance your mom was taking it in the ass, broseph.
  5. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Post the whole pic, her friend looks like she"s packing some serious sweater meat too.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    No, we don"t. Do you see any of this kind of shit from anyone else in this thread? There"s no one in here talking about that kind of shit, straight or otherwise. Hundreds of different guys all talking about their relationships and there"s nothing else like that. It"s fine if you want to bang...
  7. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    He"s not wrong.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Do you suggest forehead kisses before or after sleeping?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    And your first instinct was post on FOH. It seems you have things under control.
  10. Cutlery

    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    As far as I know, you do. And I don"t wanna get into a big derail about this or anything, but I"ll tell ya what turned me off about the United Way. They come in every year to work and solicit donations and we all gotta go to the meetings even if we"ve got no interest in donating to them. And...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    What kind of charities does a guy like you give to? What level are we talking here? Gates Foundation? Food shelf? Courage Center? Serious question.
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    You do know that 1) you"re in Canada, and this is America, so there"s a difference in tax organizations, and 2) people at the IRS don"t make so much money that 10-20k is "not worth their time?" right? Revenue agents start in the realm of 35k a year if they"ve got some education and a 20k...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Yeah, everything I hear from my wife is that most tax preparers are fucking morons, and everything you see is most IRS agents are fucking morons. We"re probably both right in the fact that most of the population is made up of fucking morons. And tax cheats. Lotta tax cheats. And my wife...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Yeah, I"m sure the IRS has different ideas of what your business expenses are than you or your tax guy does.
  15. Cutlery

    Home buying thread

    Get a new mortgage broker.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What? Complaining about negs? I think it"s time to unseat the internet hero! Or at least, it would be, if there was anyone left on this board who hadn"t given you rep.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    This is where the knowledge of Myspace angles come in handy. If someone ever asks you if you sent this pic of your penis to someone, you want to be able to not be ashamed about it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You do understand that when you finally figure out where your dick goes in a girl and start livejournaling the "New Daddy" thread that you get to eat every word you"ve ever said about it, right? I kinda feel bad for you because you genuinely have zero clue and continue talking shit about it...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    That"s what I"m saying. If you"re good, you have fun. If you"re not good, you get loaded and play shitty and have fun. It"s a no lose situation.
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    Home buying thread

    Seriously, unless there"s only one meter on the property, how much water and grow lights they have for their marijuana growing operation isn"t any of your concern.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I dunno about that, took the kid bowling quite a bit this summer, and aside from the couple of semi pro level dudes bowling solo in the corner, it was probably more chicks than dudes.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Bowling. You can suck and still have a great time.
  23. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Apparently you are unfamiliar with this thread. It already has that potential, just for much sadder reasons.
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    Home buying thread

    Okay dude, whatever. You agree with me, that people are playing some kind of fucking games with their mortgages. It"s OBVIOUSLY not everyone, but it"s pretty prevalent, which is what I said. It"s more than just the guy down the road, it happens everywhere. CLEARLY there are still some...
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    Home buying thread

    So you"re not guilty of any amount of hyperbole anywhere eh? You just said a whole lot of shit that didn"t really need to be said, but hey, it seems to make you feel good, so keep right on doing it, broski.
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    Home buying thread

    Okay dude, you"re right, the IRS doesn"t find all the tax games people play with shit. They may not find everyone, but they know all the fucking tricks. There"s plenty of system cheating going on, and if you don"t believe it, you"re just blind. Or stupid. Probably stupid.
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    Home buying thread

    The cost pretty much doesn"t matter. If you can do it when you have the money, then you can just nickel and dime the project with the spare cash outta the budget and have it done before you need it. I mean, could run 10k or whatever, but if you break that down over several years as you do a...
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    Home buying thread

    Mortgage Interest Deduction. Don"t ask me how they think spending a shitload on interest is better than paying a fraction of that shitload to the federal government, but some people just have a serious problem with paying taxes, and would rather pay it to bankers instead. It"s pretty fucking...
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    Home buying thread

    The real answer is that no one with a million dollar+ mortgage actually pays the mortgage. All they play is tax games with it. They get an ARM, write off the interest, when the ARM is up, they refinance it. I dunno how the fuck that makes any sense at all, but when my wife was a revenue...
  30. Cutlery

    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Not necessarily, it depends an awful lot on what your girl is into. I"m sure there are a few that would go the strap-on road, but I find it hard to believe that"s the mainstream. There are a lot of girls that just like to have complete control over the situation and what happens. Could just be a...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    You and her have similar problems then.
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    Home buying thread

    Renting property is a fucking hassle. I think Zeste managed some for awhile that didn"t go real well, and my mother in law has an extra house she was stuck with when the market crashed that she"s renting, and I"m pretty sure she"s losing money on that. It ain"t as simple as "buy house, charge...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Shouldn"t you be checking if any of your girlfriends died today?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    The fuck? You start an argument with me and then up and leave? Fuck you, hippy. I hope another Korean shits cat food on your bed.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Actions like....posting about it on a message board? Non jealous people don"t need advice on how to handle it, they just handle it. Jealous people don"t understand why they feel that way and need help understanding it.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    So you"re a little unnerved that she cheated on you before she even met you? Because that"s the line you"re walking here. It"s your average everyday insecurity. You didn"t exist. She"s allowed to have sex with people. That much is 100% irrefutable. The only real question is how insecure you...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, the back story here is she pulls this shit twice a week. He"s not pussing out on anything, and he laid out the situation for her once already. He gave her the one chance, I don"t fault him at all for following through this time.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    How many chances do you have to give someone for it to not be the pussy way out?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Not trying to be a dick dude, but I"ve seen the chicks you"ve dated, and honestly, anyone with that much metal in their face that isn"t Wolverine is going to be wrecked, she was wrecked when you started dating. You"re not gonna find one without serious issues. All I"m saying is that you don"t...
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    Home buying thread

    Yeah, rent your old house for barely enough to cover the mortgage, that way you can pay for repairs on 2 houses instead of one. Need a new roof? Now you need 2. Homeowners insurance? Double up that policy. I"m gonna go ahead and guess you"ve never actually rented out a property either...