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Well, her boyfriend is probably Korean and has a small dick, so Dabamf comes in packing his 4 and a quarter and seems like a god amongst men. I"m guessing it"s pretty close to that!

Xerxes was also kind of a super bitch.

Plus cheaters always cheat. Cheating on her boyfriend? She"ll cheat on you. Are you okay with that, Dabamf? Maybe that"s what you need out of life...an open relationship. If you"re not the settle down with one girl type, then maybe you just have a bond with a chick who gets plowed by other...

Who the fuck are you again? No one? Okay. Long as we"ve got that straight. Don"t blame me because our resident corrupt cop comes in here trolling politics in a business thread and needs a smack down and none of you pussies want to give it to him.

Who brought up politics? I haven"t said anything about them. Maybe you shouldn"t bring things up that you don"t want in your thread. I said that the only reasons you"ve given for not hiring were a poor economy and you didn"t want to have to lay people off when the work dried up. How people...

Except what has been your entire argument for not hiring people these last few months in this livejournal...err, thread? You don"t want to hire people in this economy just to lay them off again if the work dries up. You never once said a damned thing about your tax rate. If you"re not going to...

Actually, it sounds like Lyrical has added a couple of jobs in the last few months, and his tax rate played no part in it. Was a pretty good theory though, for a shithead.

Incorrect sir. But thanks for playing the witty one liner game, better luck next time. Wait a minute, aren"t you basically a troll? What do people do with you? They mostly ignore you and don"t return your calls.

Hey man, ain"t no shame in that. I dated a fat chick after I got outta high school for a couple months because I was poor and I knew she was eating. (Are we doing this bonding thing right?)

Abusive relationships are bad. Film at 11. Jesus christ, I can"t believe we"re talking about this. Do all divorces end because of abuse now?

Really? I"m a homeowner and I want anyone doing work here in and out as fast as fucking possible. Get it done in 1/3 of the time you quoted me and get the fuck out, as far as I"m concerned. I"d even pay extra for you to do so.

No, you"re probably right, there"s probably some other significant life changing event that happens at the exact moment that parents get divorced that causes them to stop giving a fuck.

I"m so far outta my league on this, I gotta ask. What exactly does a 32k landscaping job get you? Do you guys just lay sod or what? I have a hard time envisioning a 32k job that doesn"t include a koi pond or a banzai garden or something ridiculous. Why would you have that much lawn on your...

Except that the study shows that fighting parents don"t fuck up your kid"s education, divorce does? It"s saying that the "Potential" that everyone talks about is largely overstated. Yeah, are you going to come out of childhood with some bizarre ideas about relationships if your parents are...

You might wanna reread this thread where pretty much everyone berates anyone who says that they want to stay together for the sake of their children.

In other news -- Divorce hard on grade-schoolers" test scores | StarTribune.com So, staying together for the kids is bad thing huh? We got any armchair counselors who want to expand on that?

40 is the new 30. The one where you have more retarded kids.

Tyen, I don"t even care if you are Kegkilla. I like the guy, honestly. Almost enough to put up with some graphs.

What does sexual peaks have to do with reproduction? Are you telling me that you cannot reproduce outside of your peak? Must be a fantastic biological premise. I also have never said anything even close to "Marriage is the bestest thing ever." Go paint yourself into a corner with a few...

If they"re childless at 30 and aren"t fucking crazy, they will be soon. Bet your ass on it.

And yet the biological clock keeps ticking. Here, lemme help you out with this one. 40 is the age where women seeking to have children have to go thru a ridiculous amount of extra shit in order to do so. That"s why most women in their early 30"s start to go fucking crazy if they haven"t had kids...

Camcorder? You took a video......of.....the....radio....?

Yeah, and guess what? None of those well adjusted, prioritized women are interested in any of these socially awkward fucks. "I have a hard time talking to people, I just can"t do it!" Yeah, you"re scoring big points with the chick bringing down 100k a year who put her career before her family.

Oh yeah, that"s entirely normal. I can see why you"d think I"m wrong. Pretty much all women you meet at 30 are like that.

Hey, we found someone who doesn"t like kids. Now you can step out of the conversation because you"re not in the norm either.

Single, divorced, whatever dude. There"s a lot of women who get complacent once they"ve been with a guy for a year or so and stop being as careful as they should be. How many of you have relationships that have lasted over a year and ended? How many of you were barebacking it when it ended...

Yeah, and this isn"t fucking Korea. This is America where shit like Teen Moms makes it onto TV. I know your societal normal expectations have changed from being over there so long, but you"ve gotta realize that culture isn"t this one, and that"s never going to change. Did I ever say that all...

This is fine if you"re 22. If you"re nearing 30, you need to revise your selection criteria, because the only ones that don"t have kids are going to be the ones that don"t have them for a reason, and waiting for you isn"t that reason.

Don"t you do landscaping? If you can see the grass, it"s plenty warm.

Almost all women will respond that way. And bear in mind, I"m an long haired, unshaven beast of a man. I look more like a serial killer than a relationship prospect. That being said, it happens to virtually every woman I walk past.

I don"t take offense to it so much as it is an interesting study on why certain people"s relationships keep failing, and then to correlate it on their views of what long term relationships must be. Nowhere in my original post to Dabamf was I condescending (at least I wasn"t trying to be), I just...

Yeah, whatever. A chick is only exotic until you"ve done it. After that it"s boring. If that"s the only thing you"re looking for, you"re never going to be in any kind of relationship, which explains the difficulty of most of the people in this thread in finding one. I put forth the theory...

Exotic? Reminds me of that Taxicab confessions episode where 2 guys get into the cab and the conversation eventually comes to "We"re in Vegas, we expect a little exotic. We can find chicks with pussies in Detroit." Yeah. That"s about what I think about it.

Well, that"s pretty telling considering your views on long term relationships. It means that in order for things to work, she"s either gotta be way outta your league, or you have to be way outta hers. Since you"re not a millionaire, you"re not out of anyone"s league, so your only hope of a LTR...

You"re really taking all the fun outta herpes here.

I don"t know what you"re thinking either, but it sure has nothing to do with the fact that the problem is big enough that a guy doing a fucking TV show has more than enough business to pretty much only take care of problems like I said, and has even moved on to doing inspections because there"s...

You"re right bro, no one"s ever gotten screwed over by a builder subcontracting out idiots. What the fuck was I thinking?

Like I said, you ever watched Holmes on Homes? Like a full half of those fucking shows are "We bought a new house, shit started going wrong, we called the builder and said he fixed it and then left the fucking country." You"re not going to convince me that "new" means "properly built" with...

My home inspected just fine. Then a few months later I"ve got water literally pouring down thru the wall into the basement. Improperly installed window? Check. Impossible to tell without removing the window? Check. Evident only when it rained a certain way. The house can appear to be just...

Definitely. We need to come up with a cover story for you. Do you think you can pull off being a successful Nigerian banker?