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  1. Cutlery

    Home buying thread

    Lol. Ever watch Holmes on Homes? You"re definitely not off the hook because it was just built. Old, poorly maintained, or just shitty construction...it"s all shit that can be invisible to a couple hours of walkthroughs, and only becomes evident when you"re there for a few months and you"re...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    What the fuck happened to this thread?
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    Home buying thread

    Yeah, it"s pretty awesome until you learn you"ve gotta fix all the shit that"s wrong with it. Fuck compression joints, btw.
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Yeah, that"s what I was trying to say. I skip over sponsored ads too, top actual search result is what gets my phone call. So if you"re top on whatever major metropolitan area you"re in, that"s all that matters.
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Yeah, goddamned kids need to get off my lawn.
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Man, I don"t get people at all. When people do that shit to me I tell them to take a fucking hike. I don"t think social networking is gonna be the downfall of people"s dumbassery, I think they"ve been doing it themselves for years. Clearly I"m in the minority for not wanting people sticking...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Well, like I said, what I need I google for, but if your main source of new business is word of mouth, work with it rather than against it. No point in dropping shitloads of money and billboards and internet space when you can just as easily get an entire neighborhood worth of work from word of...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    For my generation, google is huge. I don"t even have a phone book in my house. If I need something, the top 3 guys on google are going to be the ones to get my attention. I don"t know if that"s typical of high end landscaping, however. If I was putting money into something, I"d definitely be...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    I dunno man, Ashes is a tool, but I"m with him on this. Anything that gets stuck in or on my door gets chucked in the trash. Anyone who comes to my door gets told to fucking leave, immediately. If I need your services, I"ll find you. If you make it easier to find you, you might get more of my...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Can you barley see teh screen trhu the tearz? So what was the outward reason for the breakup, if I may ask?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    He"s trying to convince himself that everyone has the same problems he does, and not doing a very good job of it, unfortunately.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Yeah, they invented a surgery to fix a problem that a number of women stress out about. Not that they all fucking need. I"m sure prior to that surgery all families had one child because dad had to jerk off into mom"s cunt since he couldn"t touch the fucking walls.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Did you read it? Look, here"s the deal. The placenta broke on the first kid, and the image of a doctor up to his fucking elbow in my wife is something I"m never going to get out of my head. But to say that sex is less pleasurable now 10 years after the fact is fucking nonsense. Sorry your girl...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    My wife has always been multi-orgasmic, and generally manages 2-4 per session. So uhh, yeah, I"m still gonna go with no on that one. You sure this isn"t one of those things that guys invented like when the inner labia is large that she"s a whore and has been blown out? Because that"s exactly...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Whoa dude, uhh, no. That"s your chick, not all of them.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    And on top of that, every failed relationship she has also impacts her children, which in turn makes the woman less likely to want to make a relationship work, and she"ll subconsciously or consciously do things to prevent one from working in order to spare the kid(s) from the pain of having yet...
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    Adventures with lyrical - buying a business

    Yeah, either that or put a different phone number on the billboard could possibly work too. That way you know if they call line 4 or whatever that they"re automatically a billboard customer.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Pretty unlikely. Just like everything else in life, once you"re with someone for awhile, you take them for granted that they"ll always be there, no matter what you do. Gotta make it a point to work at relationships or they"ll wither and die just like that cactus your grandma brought you back...
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    Home buying thread

    Well, seems like you"ve got your mind made up, despite the facts that it"s pretty unlikely to pull something like this off in the current real estate market. So, I guess you"re either gonna find a way to squeak through, or you"re gonna fail miserably, so good luck with that!
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    Home buying thread

    If you"re losing money on the townhome, how would you have enough equity in the new one to get a HELOC? You"re gonna need over 20% in the house (probably more like 35% with the numbers you"re talking about) in order to have anyone even talk to you about a HELOC, and if you"re losing money on the...
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    Home buying thread

    Scam. Don"t even gotta click the link. Scam.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Being in a relationship (friendship or romantic) with an addict is some of the seriously hardest shit you"ll ever do. It"s unrewarding, brutal, thankless work. It"s never going to be what you want it to be, and you"ll always be worried about the next time they fall off the wagon. Call it a...
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    Long full disclosure

    Can also be insulted when your fake girlfriend dies too, so you know, gotta take the good with the bad.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    2 ex husbands + relationship immediately after the last one = almost assured failure. Regardless of whatever other math you believe in, this one here is true in every scenario. Long haul? Nothing in her character would lead you to believe she was in it for the long haul. She"s in it for the...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    You get your shit and move out. What the fuck can you do? It"s not gonna be easy, but it"s the only course.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Wait, this is chick after crazy 2nd ex wife?
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Gotta admit, women have it much easier on valentines day. I got a staple gun. What do you think she"s trying to tell me? HOLY SHIT, I"M AFRAID OF COMMITMENT!
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Pretty sure roses are on the wrong side of that equation for you no matter what the circumstances. Just saying
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well, no one was talking about it here until you had to walk in and drop your vagina right on the table :P Honestly though, man up. Come on, you"re gonna get down because you spent a woman"s holiday without one to worry about buying shit for? You"re like a hero to half this thread. As my boy...
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    Home buying thread

    1700? Fuckballs, the buying over renting argument is swayed pretty heavily in your favor if you"re paying $850 now and can get a place for 138. Nice job. Oh, and yeah, you"re in for a long wait. I was in the same boat and had to extend my lease a month too. The beautiful thing is that I can...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    I said men, I figured it went without saying that I wasn"t talking about the asshole of the world. Apparently I gotta say it, fine.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Well, if you"re fucking IV drug users on a frequent basis, I"d say your low standards should be the larger concern rather than the AIDS. Aim higher and the problem sorts itself out.
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Straight guys don"t get AIDS, don"t worry about it. No, seriously, they don"t. Unless you"re doing IV drugs or fucking dudes in the ass, or had some bizarre transfusion accident (goddamned near impossible these days), you just don"t get AIDS. Now, that"s not to say that there aren"t other...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Geez, no wonder you self medicate with video games.
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    Home buying thread

    Yup, I got a house that was sold for 310k in 2006 for 240k in 2009. I consider it my reward for 10 years of apartment living where every time we finally got enough ahead to start thinking about buying a house, prices went up just a little further, keeping it out of reach. The cocksuckers that...
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    Home buying thread

    Yeah. Supposedly that shit is supposed to be accounted for at closing, with the current owner bringing all the city utilities up to date before the title is transferred to a new owner. I think the bitches ended up writing the check out wrong, because the numbers between the 2 parties didn"t...
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    Girls who broke your heart thread

    Wrathcaster - A) Why does your girlfriend have your aunt"s number? B) Why would your aunt have her girlfriend"s number stored in her phone? C) If B isn"t true, why would she know any different unless there are face shots? D) Even if there are, why would your aunt spend so much time with...
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    Home buying thread

    Bank accepted the offer (and the rest is hearsay, i have no way to confirm this) on the rabid pressing of the bank"s realtor. The story is that the bank wanted to relist it after they obtained possession (the foreclosure period was up about 6 weeks after our bid and it officially was no longer a...
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    Home buying thread

    Yeah, sellers accepted my offer immediately too. Didn"t mean shit, bank still waited another 6 weeks.
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    Home buying thread

    As Sharmai said, don"t spend it all, whatever you do. It"s not fucking hard at all to throw 10k into a house. You need shit you don"t even know you need right now, and it"s not a knock on anyone, it"s just the truth. I"m pretty sure I put 10k into the house within 4 months and I didn"t even...