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  1. Hoss

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  2. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    No. The point was that the money must be used for something that stupid that will make no difference at all.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I think instead of a sobriety test, they need to do a basic driving test. Fail it and you get hit with Driving While Retarded. First offense is automatic revocation of your license until you go to court and prove you are not retarded. Any offense while license is revoked for retardation...
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    that's disgusting. to the woodchipper with you!
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Triple Entendre
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Daboll is probably the dumbest head coach in the NFL. I hope he has blackmail on the giants owners and keeps coaching for 50 years.
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    Dungeon Crawler Carl

    Does anyone else think jew when they read/hear the name juicebox? I've just started book 7, so no spoilers please. I always thought the name was funny but after the recent revelation in the charlie kirk thread I can't stop wondering if she's going to be a mossad agent. Her people blend in...
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Depends how many bars he got on his cell phone.
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    Chad Powers

    Are you comparing mcbride's characters to Al Bundy? Shut your whore mouth.
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    4Posterity - A repository for your favorite out-of-context FOH quotes

    post a pic of the hooker with FOH written across her butt cheeks, or you're a faggot. Your choice whether you want to tell us which STD she gave you.
  11. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    checkmate atheists
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    Mugshawtys

    Once you go white, you're credit is right.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    I am aware. That's why when I type it shitshow it is shitshow. Not a shit show. Maybe my phone just has a poop fetish. It's like, COOL, He's in the bathroom again. Time for the shit show!
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    Mugshawtys

    Is that the live stream mentioned in the story? I get nothing but a login screen.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I don't think I can name a favourite episode. It's one of the few series I can rewatch over and over again. The funeral episode is the one that sticks with me the most. Probably because I'm old and attending more funerals. "I'm sorry for your loss. Move on"
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That sounds as bullet proof as the girls swapping packs of cigarettes with the boys because the girls didn't want the ones that caused birth defects, and the boys didn't want the ones that caused cancer.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Dear Otto korrect. Shitshow is one word. Fuck you very much.
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    Chad Powers

    Yeah but ted lasso gameplay was soccer. Nobody wanted to see that shit. They could have shown fooseball for the gameplay and nobody would have noticed.
  19. Hoss

    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    I'm sure he thought he was down. He was the only one standing around, but there were a couple others going about half speed.
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    Mugshawtys

    There's truth to that no matter what color the kids are.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    I never did bootleg movies because the FBI warning worked on me. I almost skipped Borat when someone gave me a copy.
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    Mugshawtys

    You can save coal burners. They need the crazy fucked out of them just like every other woman. Not sure why you think they're unsaveable.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    The only way wilson is going to beat the broncos by 20 is if the broncos sign him.
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    Andor

    My take on a film is a faggot? I made myself laugh and that's all the matters. I'm getting nominated by LLR no matter what. I don't need to campaign.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    He didn't lose his arm till after the band was established. Maybe they're just doing old school drumming. If they were superfans they would know which songs were recorded after he lost his arm and air drum accordingly.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I had the same thing in my shower. The only difference is I saw it was leaking from behind the wall and called the plumber right away. Since it wasn't already apart, it didn't have to be an emergency weekend call. I watched him doing it and he had all the same problems. Had to chisel the old...
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Well, I was in college at the time, but my HS would have been more likely to pull in the TV to watch the pope's visit. Now, in Jr high, all the classes were in the library to watch the challenger explode. It's odd how long it took the teachers to regain their wits. I bet we watched the...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Is the line to be pissed at the chargers?
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    Andor

    Luke skywalker was born a girl. Always was. It's been right there in front of your face the whole time ... he and leia are twins. One of them has to be trans and only one way fits the girl power motif. Watch how he acts and you'll know what I say is true.
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    You must not be watching the redskins game then because I was blinded by the godawful uniforms on both sides. Actually, is that the chargers or is it the air force academy? They've scored 10 points. Seems like that should be a clue but it really doesn't help.
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    Andor

    It figures you'd like the woke girl powah part. Oh look, You thought I was a powerful bounty hunter, but really I'm a mary sue in disguise come to save my boyfriend. Oh noes I am captured and being sexualized. Watch while I kill a giant space slug that is immune even to blaster fire with my...
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    2025-2026 NFL Season Thread - God hates the Chargers

    Fuck yeah I'm callin it now. 14-2-1 superbowl, here we come! I'm gunna see if I can get those SB tickets back that I passed on 3 weeks ago. Go bolts, fuck the redskins.
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    Babylon 5

    Wait, that was a series? I thought I saw it as a movie. Either way, there were a lot of emanuelle movies. Some of the emanuelles weren't very hot. Young hoss had opinions on that shit.
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    Andor

    Surely the dementia will make the newer movies better.
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    Babylon 5

    Oh young hoss was very familiar with the Emmanuelle movies. If memory serves, they had a zero G sex scene in this one, didn't they?
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    Babylon 5

    I was browsing for new old shows to watch and I found one starring the beloved Ivonova. StarHyke. It's a comedy from 2009 (so about 10 years after B5). I watched the first one and it looks like it has promise, but the dialog is pretty quick so I'm going to put down the tablet one day and...
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    Rings of Power: Tolkien's Shambling Skinsuit

    Don't forget, I'm sure they make a few bucks from each episode once it's made. It's not like there are limited slots for shows to fill.
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    Pit bulls - The Breed of Peace

    Wow can you believe Joe Rogan's outrageous reaction? "Have you seen this?" Not even pitties, it belongs in the You get what you deserve thread because it's a snooty biker.
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    FOH Shower Thoughts

    Reginald. It's Reginald.