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This is why East Virginia is superior.

I've been playing by myself on Gilgamesh, since I was booted from ISIS sometime during the time I didn't play. Grinding up them jobs.

I am extremely amused by the 80% damage cap for Obliterate in PVP. If they wanted slow, heavy hitting melee specs, they should have gone about it like that in the Mastery. +% Obliterate/Mortal Strike Damage... against 1m+ Max Health Targets.

Yeah, pretty sure the shop I go to for Boardgame Night is going to be overrun by people who never normally play there this Game Day

We've got a guy who goes to every state championship every year, and has since State Championships first existed. He has gotten 2nd place so many times that the ribbing has become pretty amazing on the local boards every time. Even with 3903219420234 state championships a year now, he *still*...

"Dear Self, Never Post on Fohguild.org"

They just need to conquer and liquidate Turkey! I'm sure it'll all go fine, I mean, they've got those submarines!

Now now, if the commentators caught the cheating then that would be an unfair advantage for non-cheating players whose games are on camera. They need to lose their games to cheaters just like the off-camera players or it isn't fair. [incredibly over-exaggerated wink]

100% of Chromanticore decks at Pro Tour Dragons of Tarkir made day 2.

I seem to remember sometime in the 90s one of the Northeastern states still had a Firing Squad. Dude survived the firing squad and was returned to jail, since he had "served" his Firing Squad execution sentence, but still had a couple life sentences attached.

Satanists are also Christian, so sure!

Come now Gavinrad, they totally say they're sorry when they find out they executed the wrong person.

You make like 1k a day with a just one level 100 garrison and treasure hunters. If you bother to log in and poosh bottan for 5 minutes a day WoW's essentially FTP now.

Outside of Manhattan and Overland Park, Kansas is the most depressing state I've ever driven through. At least the crappy little towns in other rural states keep their Main Streets relatively not-in-shambles. Kansas just lets shit collapse on itself in the main thoroughfare. When you can't...

Dismemberment Abortion sounds way more metal.

I'm convinced that the Devs actually removed Killing Spree from the game 4 years ago and our rogues are just using its name as an excuse for standing in stupid places.

Going from 10 (no bench) to 20 (+bench) and the attendant rise of drama queens/trying to find 13-15 good players that didn't have horrendous personalities killed my guild. Flex Mythic would have been much appreciated. Going from server first guild to "can't even enter the difficulty mode...

All G/W Devotion Top 8 at the Pro Tour: THE FIRST TWO WEEK LONG PRO TOUR.

Really wishing I had done all this leveling during the double EXP earlier this year!

I'M HAVING A PIZZA EMERGENCY SIR

So wait, was that a rebuttal video or some kind of vacation hotel advertisement.

You measure the length of a dick pizza starting 1 foot past the edge of the box.

The nice thing about a character-creation restricted server is that the gold spam seems to die off by about 4pm.

What will happen to the bearded server maintenance hobo now

Lynch Mobs are the purest form of Democracy.

Shouldn't Christians want to be persecuted? Martyrdom gets you a pretty sweet ticket to heaven.

Re: SCG Invitational. I enjoyed how they spent the first two days raving that Abzan was dead, it was nowhere, no siege rhinos in sight, PLEASE GO TO STARCITYGAMES.COM AND BUY THUNDERBREAK REGENTS. Aaand then a third of the 7-1 standard decks are Abzan, with 3 out of 8 of the top being Abzan...

Can also kill Masteries sometimes. And just having ~2 of them forces your opponent to play around it, and it has a lot of awkward situations for the opponent. "Countering" a Roast and eating one of their dorks is perfectly acceptable.

I've got a couple friends on Balmung, from their warnings, you just need to watch out for naked male catpeople cybersexing everywhere.

Seeded packs are garbage and increase the ease of getting away with cheating at pre-release, because it becomes considerably more "plausible" for you to have 3-4 of key cards for your color, because of the seeded pack. Beyond that, color-imbalance bullshit, and the fact that if you open...

I was able to make a new character on Gilg today at 6am Central time. Which I did, largely because I couldn't remember dick-all about where my old character was in the story.

Don't forget that baller $1k a day from treasure missions yo. I hate garrisons because I can't stop fiddling with them, despite them being boring and superfluous. This shit is the reason I never touch facebook games and shit, time-limited resource games where you feel like you're losing...

Gilgamesh was open for new characters for like 4 hours this morning, Between ~8am and noon central.

Had a pretty off pre-release weekend, 4 64+ player events, didn't make prize in any of them. Played a total of 5 rares I opened over the events. Sat at the same pack-crackin' table as 6 Narset opens (1 foil). Still had some pretty solid pools despite frequent lack of bombs in what is...

No, go harder. 12.0 second cast times, EVEN MOAR DAMAGE.

Yeah but EQ2 was like 11 years ago Vinyard.

Replaced Scrap Welders in the Affinity deck with Rocket Rangers. AI is too stupid to realize he'll be an 8/4 flier next turn.

That pop-up is telling you that you will have the +1 Charge for the Final Boss of that grouping, not for the next mini-boss. That boss has two abilities. At the start of the game you select a critter in your deck to get 4 more copies of. Then she also has a charge ability. Look at the circle...

Reinstalled to try out the Arena. Pretty fun. Grabbed some of the new Dwarf cards from set 2, and jesus is it like playing Affinity. Random explosive opening hands where your opponent just dies turn 3. All it needs is a Skullclamp.