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  1. Kuro

    EQ F2P- Returning Players & Current Content

    Test had a minor Armageddon when they were told they'd have to buy the newest expansion instead of getting it for free.
  2. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Because it was probably never going to be fully implemented in the way it was described, and the new owners want to produce a game that can start selling boxes, instead of talking about how cool conceptual vaporware could be some day? And the old management, who were the ones who had raging...
  3. Kuro

    EQ Never

    But without storybricks how will I have meaningless randomly generated settings/interactions with no artistic depth or compelling story to tell? Wait, everything's still being put together by an MMO company, we're good.
  4. Kuro

    The future, what will it hold for us?

    As long as I can get giant robot hands all is well.
  5. Kuro

    The future, what will it hold for us?

    Is this narrated by text to speech, or by someone with horrible voice cadence.
  6. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    But this is Virtual Reality! Much better!
  7. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Seems like it'd just raise spite amongst the fans you're trying to attract by doing it. Shouldn't you try to attract them by offering a better service?
  8. Kuro

    The Order: 1886

    Press and Hold Triangle for Good Review.
  9. Kuro

    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    The Daily Show obviously needs to turn into a Fake Weather Channel.
  10. Kuro

    Board Games

    Only thing I hate in smallworld is the "give up terrain, teleport to the opposite of the map, re-invade" shit with the races that benefit from conquering more than holding.
  11. Kuro

    EQ Never

    "Stabby Gits" is the appropriate pronunciation.
  12. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Do they still limit you to worthless Apprentice Mercenaries in EQ1 unless you're on full-sub?
  13. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Hey, if it brings back fat happy dumbshit ogres and fat crazy trolls, I'm totally fine with it.
  14. Kuro

    Board Games

    The other folks in my group buy the board games, so I buy the LCG stuff, and keep decks for Netrunner/Game of Thrones/Doomtown/Star Wars together for when they want to play those instead. Works out to be roughly the same monthly cost. Kinda miss when we started the group, and we got to play...
  15. Kuro

    MTG thread

    The first couple of seasons of Modern were so varied and fun. Control decks, combo decks, pod, zoo, affinity, everything running around and doing well. It's been really weird going through Modern events the last year and *not* having an interesting, interactive match with an American Control...
  16. Kuro

    EQ Never

    It's the new trinity, man, Strafe Left/Strafe Right/Jump!
  17. Kuro

    EQ Never

    We had a guy who always pronounced Xeb "Ecks-eb" instead of "Zeb"
  18. Kuro

    Board Games

    Still getting a feel for how Argent plays. The guy who won the game last night was wounded off of every non-instant space he placed on starting in round 3... but still cobbled together enough votes off the instant rooms to win. Didn't help that the random board layout managed to produce a...
  19. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Real men jam Norin the Wary in Modern.
  20. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    EQ2's issue wasn't just that it required a beefy machine; that shit was un-optimized as fuck. Even when you did get a beefy machine, it couldn't properly use a beefy machine.
  21. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Storybricks will just end up populating the word with a bunch of randomly wandering OCD nameless dudes who have to compulsively stop to use every scrying orb they walk near.
  22. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Tanarus 2016: Tank combat with Voxel-Terrain.
  23. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    I just want to know who in Sony's art department kept looking at Bumpy, Ultra-shiny Plastic-looking textures and going "WAY OF THE FUTURE."
  24. Kuro

    EQ Never

    But the community polls didn't tell them to Focus. We're gonna build this directionless jumble of "Cool technology ideas! The MMO" collaboratively, yo.
  25. Kuro

    EQ Never

    Will they cut SOEmote too?!?!
  26. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    The Muffins programmer from EQ1 is the best programmer in the industry. Sling that spaghetti~
  27. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    The Zone Revamps in EQ1 convinced me that they needed to fire their entire art team like, a decade ago. How on earth do you make Freeport and the commonlands *uglier* with an update. That pale-yellow woven-straw-I-guess texture they overuse for every fucking building in new zones is hideous.
  28. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    First level 70 Legendary on Season2: Gundo Gear. Feels like cheating.
  29. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    He was sick of always losing bosses to the Americans or Japanese. Now bosses spawn on rusky time, bitches.
  30. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Right, but there's a difference between knowing setting dressing (Pantheon names+roles) and THE DEEP LOREZ of which tranny Mayong Mistmoore buggered to obtain the Ruby of Rugose Rogering.
  31. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    I mean, honestly, what percentage of the EQ playerbase actually knew enough of the lore to necessitate a shake-up.
  32. Kuro

    Board Games

    We're going to play with the expansion pack tonight. Got it with the Kickstarter. Haven't used it before this. Looking forward to being able to assassinate the voters.
  33. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    FOHGuild forums had an entire subforum dedicated to it. Produced very little. Was a fun place to have little armchair design discussions without derailing an existing thread, though.
  34. Kuro

    Wildstar Launch Thread - Server: Stormtalon | Faction: Dominion

    Nono, you see, Wildstar transcended the Casual/Hardcore split! There is no 99%/1%! Only the 100% and the 0%! Because even the 1% couldn't actually beat half their over-tuned raid content! Democratization of MMOs through denial of content!
  35. Kuro

    Board Games

    My playgroup is working hard to get Argent's dev to quit life by asking a constant stream of rules questions. "Can I replace a Temporary Mage (Student faction Spell) with a permanent Mage using the Archmage's Study?" is the current one we're waiting on an answer for. Really enjoyable game...
  36. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    I mean, obviously they're shutting down Planetside 2; I mean, Destiny exists and is the single best game ever so redundancy right? >.>
  37. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    The only people I hate are the ones who were in College when EQ came out. Fucking College Internet Connection was like cheating.
  38. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    Ye must answer me these questions three, ere the actual discussion thread ye see.
  39. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Whee, the bullshit involved with going from Pre-WoD 10m/no bench Heroic Raiding roster to Post-WoD 20man+Bench Mythic Raiding roster and bringing a flock of incompetent assholes and semi-competent drama queens into guild has managed to kill the raid guild I've been playing with since the end of...
  40. Kuro

    SOE Becomes Daybreak / Russian shutdown

    SOE was visionary, this is the true form of the All Access Pass.