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That's not the Jones way (tm). If romo breaks his everything next year, the story from the ranch will be that he likes what he's seen in the young guys (not even sure what young QBs we have now other than the one we just drafted). Jones sucks at drafting QBs and thankfully I think he realizes...

Calm yore tits. I was just making an observation.

All I can say is I hope it's not as terrible as you guys are saying. At the end of the month I'm going to start watching UFCs at a local BWW. Hopefully they at least have some fried cheese and mushrooms. Can't stand wings anyway, so I don't' care if the wings are shitty. I didn't fully...

lol Not an attack on you but you're a VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!! That's some trump level debate tactics there brosky. I don't understand why you people want me to keep repeating the same thing over and over again. Do you just like how I use words? It's all still there...

This comment rustled furry so furiously that after a month and a half of trying to get over it, he finally had to neg me. I wish I could troll like that on purpose.

I like how a pet thread became a kid thread within the first page. Out of curiosity, did the parenting thread become a pet thread on the first page too? No judgement, i understand.

OK now do it in metric. Why come you metric people keep expecting us to solve stuff for you and you won't solve it too? Oh yeah it's cause metric is for PWABAM. WHAT A TWIST! If only someone had said that on the last page .... Wait, in school? Are you saying eurofags need a class to learn...

Gristle on my steak. Especially when it comes from a place that purports to be a steak house. What the fuck man, it's not like that shit is unidentifiable when the meat is raw. Cut it the fuck off when you find it.

When I saw it, it was called clock math, or clock arithmetic. Took me a bit to realize they were basically teaching number base systems. The material I saw was just the beginning so I can't swear they ever get to feet/inches. I just know that the person telling me about it was very bad at...

lol u say my argument is bad then type all this. I C wut U did thar. In a manner of speaking, 12 inches in a foot is a base 12 system. 60 seconds in a minute and 60 minutes in an hour is a base 60 system. Etc etc etc. I think that's what he's talking about. I see them as fractions...

That's too long. We need to withhold 300% for 10 years.

jonny stahp. pls jhnny

I'm still a cruz supporter. Now I'm going to get myself elected to the national convention and make it happen. And actually it was someone elses point that it's harder and makes you better at math. I may have added more evidence to that argument because it's fun. I think there are PWABAM...

Make up shit for his stupid acronyms. smh = skin many humans

The imperial system actually has a unit for unicorn farts. The Foe. Leprechaun semen is measured in gallons just like human semen. So as you can see, it's a straight forward conversion.

The one with small tits is the smart one, isn't she?

weck?

lol I missed the class where they told us there was a limit on significant digits with imperial units. How many am I allowed again?

OK cool. So you flat out can't handle it if the units you're given are imperial. For the record, it's just as easy for me if someone were to give me metric units. Maybe slightly more difficult because I would have to look up the conversion factor. But like I said earlier, life is an open book...

So where can I find 2013 draft grades that were done in 2016?

Go ahead and show us how you do 1.456 miles + 300 feet with the metric system. Without a calculator pls.

I'm sorry man. I know the feeling too. Mine was a 14 year old shepherd in kidney failure. Doctor said there was a procedure they could do, but all it would do is give her a few months and he didn't actually know of any dogs as old as mine surviving it. I don't think I could have handled an...

Well I would have if not for me going down on them without any kind of barrier. I actually tried to buy some just so the girl I was with could experience the joylessness of a 'why bother'. But I couldn't find anyone who sold the fucking things. I must have hit up a dozen sex shops looking for...

BW3? I only count 2 Ws in Buffalo Wild Wings. Are you sure it's not BW2? Maybe there's a word being left out.

Speak for yourself calb. I'm rooting for the storybook ending.

Did we get a good look at the new black canary? Looks like she might be the cutest one yet. Hope she sticks around.

Yeah, vegas whores are ridiculously expensive. And they're hustlers, no doubt those bitches would demand full price for every nut.

Don't think that's the same as strange. Throwing someone shade means giving them trouble or harassing them. I've said it before, but I never minded condoms even a little. I would say it made sex more pleasurable because it put my mind at ease. The only time I didn't like condoms was with...

Saw it this weekend. Started laughing uncontrollably when they had the bats lifting him out of the cave in the beginning. I said "Holy shit they didn't waste time jumping the shark,did they?" I was disappointed when it turned out to be a dream. For a moment I thought it was going to be a...

Got a question. I only really follow the cowboys closely, but it seems like most years when looking at the draft results we wind up with more "first round talent" than we have first round picks. For instance, this year aside from zeke, we got that LB who came to us pre-injured. They're saying...

On that calculator, you enter it exactly like I wrote it without parenthesis.

For the record, the numb hand is nothing like being jerked off by a stranger.

Yeah changing your number is kind of a last resort but it might be what he has to do. You change your number and it affects everyone else you know too. Unless you were smart enough to have a hooker phone. But I think that question was already asked and the answer was no. Block her and her...

You need to remove the temptation. No, I don't mean kill her. I mean block the number so you don't see any more messages from her. Or does she even have a constant number?

Yes, immediately. I can't even get the light to turn off. I did. The generic description for it is a fault in the computer. The dealership told me it's a catchall fault code for anything that goes wrong in the computer. In this case they did diagnostics and the problem is the timer. Time...

I don't even know what smooth motion is. But I have noticed on some TVs that shit looks weird. I thought it was just higher definition. I guess I need to look it up now.

This past weekend I saw the best thing ever. At least, it's the best thing I've seen all year. I was driving down a country road and saw an old dude jogging with a cigarette dangling from his mouth. Real jogging too, not just some smoker running from the scene of a crime. Like, he had a...

For real Johnny, what happened? How are you rationalizing this? Maybe you're just bangin hoors till the test and will stop after that once the wife actually puts out.

(1.456*5280+300)/5280 But I'm done (for now) extolling the virtues of imperial units. Both sides have their heels dug in, there's no sense in bickering. I only answered this because it was a direct question with a relatively simply answer.

I predict clark gets oil blood and becomes the new commander. The secret for how to do it is probably in the commander's journal. But I disagree about Luna. As soon as I saw her I envisioned her and clark scissoring. How long ago were the nukes dropped again? Cause that seems like a long...