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Where can I watch it? hopefully it's not download only. Miguex said it was worth the spot on the DVR, so that means it's on a real channel, right?

I had some hot teachers, but I had one that looked pretty much like this. I used her as boner control. When it was time to get up from my seat, and lenny wouldn't go back to sleep, I'd think about her. What's bad is that as time went on with me getting no pussy, it became less and less...

Where is this thread?

Mine is tethered to the car, but I can still get it into the pump handle. If you can't, just fucking break the tether. Is it made of kryptonite, or are you afraid of voiding your warranty?

I don't see anything strange at 1:36. She's saying "a lot of fun" and the camera moves as she shifts.

Context clues. Of course, I am assuming that these outbursts were new, and that there wasn't any friction with a co worker. If it was with another employee, I think he'd have mentioned that. So what else is left other than problems at home? Think it might have been road rage? When you go to...

That was pretty weak. I think they need Melissa McCarthy to guest host every other show. She was probably the only thing that was really funny on SNL last season.

Couple things. First, what you describe is not even close to experiencing DV first hand, so go fuck yourself. Second, calling the cops on your neighbors for being loud is not in the same universe as trying to reason with them. So go fuck yourself again. Third, he wasn't even talking...

And so ... you acted like a human being, called him into the office and let him know he needed to get help, right? Or did you do the chickenshit asshole thing and just fire him without telling him why?

I was wondering that. I can't imagine accusations of DV getting you fired from any normal job. At least not legally. So what's the SJW opinion on where an accused but not convicted (or convicted and released from prison) woman beater should work? Are they supposed to just be on welfare...

No, I think you missed something. He claimed that all gays will say "They've always known they were gay". That's something pretty specific. Here are 2 examples of people on this board who did not always know they were gay. BTW, we all felt 'different' towards girls than we did towards boys...

Just discovered Larkin Love. She's not the prettiest girl in the world, but she aint bad, she's got a mouthful of tongue, and some tig ole bitties. Oh and she knows how to talk dirty. First one I watched from her was the first porn clip I've watched all the way through with no skipping in a...

Oh yeah, I forgot the olsen twins turned 18. Man, they sure filled out. Did they both hit rock bottom, or just the one?

Not sure what would make you think I was trolling other than a knee jerk reaction. That theory was new to me, and I commented on it. I've always been opposed to the idea that gayness is a sickness or disease or defect or whatever else you wanna call it. Because as soon as people find a...

Wow. Now that I read that, I remember she mentioned a pop too. Here's hoping those dudes went to the ER.

What the fuck are you talking about? You need to be more specific.

I used to date a girl who told me she had broken guy's dicks. Not one, but multiple. I asked if it was something they recovered from, she said she didn't know because she didn't keep up with them. She said she didn't know what happened, they just started screaming and shit and tried to get...

Everyone agrees the woman was lizzy's mom, right?

Oh shit, i didn't think it would get any worse than the gayness being a genetic defect thing. Now it's a 'not enough oxygen' type thing (or whatever the cause is going to be). Can't wait till they figure out what's deficient and put it into pill. Don't want your son to be gay? Better take...

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I'm the only person ever to have clogged a toilet. Don't worry guys, your secret is safe. The plumbing there is terrible because there's tons of sand in the water. That's a jimmy rustle though, so this isn't the right thread.

It is different, but it's the same in two important ways. It's writing that draws your attention away from the action you should be focused on, and it's unnecessary. The real problem with those signs is that they try to put too much info on them and I'm never within sight of one long enough to...

Taking a shit, forget that the plumbing sucks and so forget to do some courtesy flushes. Flush the toilet when I'm done, and it aint going down. It's just kind of slowly rotating around. Hating life because now I'm going to have to plunge it, because I aint the kind of asshole what leaves a...

I assume she got it because it makes the wigs fit better. Please tell me that's not what she looks like on the new season.

This doesn't happen. It's pretty much only autistic dumbasses like you who even try to read those signs. If we don't watch subtitled movies, why would we fuck with reading the subtitles on roads?

Dick transplant. Edit: Forgot a gif

C'mon, what guy hasn't been on his back when he jerked off and gotten some in his mouth? Only guys who haven't tried, that's who.

The correct answer is ... ask how old she is and put the picture in your pocket.

I've got a call in appointment with ted cruz and a couple more senators tomorrow. I'm going to go ahead and get the ball rolling to outlaw this shit before it becomes real.

Is she single? Got any pics?

We'll hear from him monday. Judge is off this weekend.

yeah this thread has pics of all the girls in his sig.

I'm not afraid to admit that I won't even consider watching a movie that's subtitled. Come up with dubbed versions, or GTFO, it's not a real film. Reading the subs takes me away from watching what's actually going on in the movie. Not that I'm against words on the bottom of the screen. I...

Lol'd at the condom. I guess He's planning to make a stew with that one later.

'Funny' is not something either of you really brings to the table. You know how they say, "Laugh and the world laughs with you ..." That's not always true. Sometimes you're laughing, and the world is laughing, and the world is still laughing at you. I don't know about keg, the only thing...

One of us doesn't understand how polls get made.

Yeah, isn't this at least the 2nd time they've been to the end of the universe?

How are people supposed to know there's a top gun 2? So the request goes triple when it's a movie you're making up. Thank you for your consideration. Szlia, I thank you for giving us your 4 star movies as a reference so we know to ignore your ratings completely. I believe everyone has a right...

Hmm, I detected and still detect no hint of a joke. So you're probably right. I will assume "Let it go" is a line either heimdahl or black panther used a lot in the comics and silently chuckle to myself.

I think it's acceptable to lie on the profile as long as you tell her the truth right after you get in her guts.

The girl I talked to on the phone didn't want a fight (she said she would lay there and pretend to be asleep until the orgasm), and i suspect it would have been the same way for the girl I dated. I think they just wanted to get fucked and be powerless to do anything about it. Thanks for your...